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Quotes
"The American people are tired of partisan
witch hunts and endless investigations."
-- Ari Fleischer, warning Democrats against investigations
into Bush and Enron.
No, Ari, they're tired of the GOP's nine year Jihad against
Bill Clinton,
constantly screaming about this being a "constitutional crisis"
and how "the flag is falling"
and then coming up with nothing but a little consensual tongue.
but, ...that's probably all it will take to make the gelding Democrats shake in their boots.
Rank
and Yank at Enron
Or, the fine art of bankruptcy
by John Powers
Excerpt:
"Naturally, many politicians buried their
snouts in Enron’s trough, some of them Democrats,
but none so deeply as the Bush family
and their associates. It started with Papa Bush,
whose secretary of state, secretary of
commerce and director of operations for the
Joint Chiefs of Staff all eventually joined
the Enron payroll."
Bleeth gets two years probation for drug charge
Click
Here
What a crock of miscarried justice this was.
I saw the sentencing on ET.
The lady judge remarked how beautiful and talented the bloated
star was,
and how she could have probation if she stayed away from known
felons.
"But Judge, my fiance is a three-time
cocaine loser," she whined.
"Well, Honey, I won't stand in the way
of love," the judge said.
As Vance put it, "She's lucky that she's
not a poor black kid from Detroit,
and that mandatory sentencing under
drug laws doesn't apply to celebrities."
How true.
David has another new edition of Project 60 up
If you didn't fight in WWII, you should read about the brave men and women who did.
9-ll:
Ho-Hum, Nothing Urgent
by George Szamuely
Excerpt:
"He [the President] got out of his hotel suite this morning,
was about to leave, reporters saw the White
House chief of staff, Andy Card, whisper into his ear. The reporter
said to the president,
'Do you know what's going on in New York?' He said he did, and
he said he will have something about it later."
And then he went to an elementary school in Sarasota to read to children for half an hour.
Quotes
"You know, I've been trying to think
of something more lowdown,
more revelatory of an obsessed, shriveled
soul the size of a dried pea,
than attacking another man upon the
occasion of his dog's death.
...I can't."
-- Gene Lyons in an email reprinted in the Arkansas
Times,
about the conservative"Christians"
going after Clinton.
Yeah, that's exactly what Jesus would've done.
From: gullyfoyle@email.msn.com
Subject: Bart's 6-x / year in Vegas / CHINACO TESTIMONIAL
Man, I can't sponsor anyone to a bash like this,
but man, if you ever need someone to go with--let me know.
I'll pay my own way (wife included), and just
hang with the Bartman.
Oh, FYI--I broke my own rule(s) of sobriety and
had a drink while I was in So.CA. over New Year's.
I ate at a Mexican place that served Chinaco,
so I paid a (much needed) fiver and had a shot.
You are truly a veritable bearer of wondrous
tonic and Ambrosia from Olympus.
Bacchus himself poured that shot my friend, and
I have made a New Year's resolution:
If I ever go back to drinking, I will drink only
Chinaco,
because drinking Chinaco Anejo
is not anything like drinking.
More as it happens.
TWalker
(back, wiser and less employed than before
--know anybody that needs a college prof
with a decent vitae to teach?)
That's what we need - BartCop classifieds!
Thanks, TW.
click
Is this treason?
You're
damn right it is, Funnyboy
Quotes
''At one moment during the negotiations, the
U.S. representatives told the Taliban,
'either you accept our offer of a carpet
of gold, or we bury you under a carpet of bombs'.''
-- Jean-Charles Brisard, author of
Bin
Laden, the Forbidden Truth
If the report is correct, Bush gave bin Laden his motive to attack
us on September 11th.
Will Congress hold hearings to see if this extremely serious
crime happened?
Remember when they investigated Clinton's sex life constantly?
They said they did it "to see if a pattern exists."
...and that was about sex.
This is about the Bush Family Evil Empire using American
military muscle to force the Taliban to agree
to an oil deal that went bad and possibly killed 3000 New Yorkers
as a result - so will they investigate?
And where is the media?
Why don't they want this biggest of all stories?
Granted, it's not as "sexy" as a Clinton story, but it's about
a president, a crooked president
who used taxpayer money to force a bad deal and got thousands
of Americans killed for it.
Why do they continue to protect the oil-crazy madman?
"Oil-crazy
madman?"
That's
what bin Laden calls the President.
We don't
like to be criticized, Funnyboy.
Your time
is rapidly drawing to an end.
Remember,
there ain't no tequila in Hell, Funnyboy.
Traficant got kickbacks, U.S. says
"Give me $800"
Excerpt:
The documents also said Henry DiBlasio,
the former administrative
assistant to the congressman, also returned
some of his pay each month
to Traficant. He earned more than $85,000
a year before he retired.
DiBlasio denies that. When authorities questioned
him about the large
amounts of cash he took out of his check
each month, DiBlasio said that
he spent as much $800 a month on lottery
tickets,
We deserve this loser.
We didn't have the brains to force him out of the Democratic
party, same with Condit.
Both of them vote against us more than with us, but we looooooove
them and forgive them, anyway.
We don't want to win any elections.
We want to lose every race - we're begging to lose each
race.
We're Democrats - in other words, we're losers
And when we win, we don't have the spine to take our victory.
We tell ourselves it's not worth fighting for and lay down.
How did I get in a party of spineless losers?
From: IamBulletTooth@aol.com
Subject: Partisan Bickering?
Dear Bartcop:
Monday night, as I was channel-surfing, I had
the misfortune to land on C-SPAN, which was
presenting that day's pronouncements from Smirk.
He was complaining about how tired he was
of all the "partisan bickering" in Congress.
What partisan bickering?
The Democrats seem more eager to please His Highness,
than the Republicans.
Maybe he is displeased that not all of the Congressional
Democrats have learned how to
properly kowtow, when he holds out his hand and
says: "Kneel before Dubya".
Good grief, where is Superman when we need him?
RL
RL,
I'd settle for a mealy-mouthed Democrat with half a testicle.
Getting
Osama, Part II
by Gene Lyons
January 9, 2002
Excerpt:
The president hit his apex a few weeks
back when Meet the Press's Tim Russert and Rudy Giuliani
actually urged Laura Bush to affirm that
her husband had been chosen by God to save the United States.
The transcript of this ludicrous exchange,
which has to be seen to be believed, can be found on the
mediawhoresonline.com
website. Fortunately the first lady had the good sense to gently
remind the
overheated pundit that God doesn't choose
presidents. She was so gracious, I'll restrain myself from
snide remarks about who did choose him.
From: (withheld so Lanny the Lonely Stalker doesn't pester him)
Subject: Enron Field
You asked "I wonder if they'll change the name of Enron Field, where the Astros play? "
The two best suggestions that I've seen for a new name for the ballpark are:
Lost My Ass-trodome
Debits Field
Dave
ha ha
That's funny, but probably not to the thousands of families
that Bush/Enron screwed out of their life savings.
The Bush Family Evil Empire - they always get theirs first,
then the little people scramble for whatever crumbs are left.
Hell
to Pay
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
There are some thirty one Bush administration
officials who had a line item for Enron in their stock portfolio,
including Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
It is fair to say that the woebegone corporation held, and
continues to hold, enormous influence over
the day-to-day machinations of Federal government policy.
One wonders if Bush's recent gutting of
the Clean Air Act, a decision designed to improve the fortunes
of companies like Enron, was the brainchild
of people with deep connections to the energy industry.
Happy Birthday to...
........
Pat Benatar is 48
Janet Gretsky is 40
Also, George Foreman and Linda Lovelace (G-rated picture not available) both turn 53 today
From: (withheld)
Subject: PETA/Animals flying internationally
Hello -
MOST countries require the animals to go through
a quarentine period.
For the UK, I believe it's six months. I think
even Hawaii requires one.
I'm sure Mexico does.
TB
Liar!
You're just a dog hater - like Clinton - making excuses!
Have you
bought any books lately?
Could any of them be considered critical of any policies of the
Bush administration?
You need to be aware of the anti-terrorism law our president signed
in late October.
Among other things, it gives the federal government the power to search
bookstore records,
including book titles purchased by individual customers.
Just try
to pull something on us - just try...
If that is not bad enough, this same law prevents
your bookstore owner or her lawyer from objecting
in court or publicly in any way, since
this new law contains a gag order making it illegal
for
any
bookstore owner to disclose to anyone that he
received an order from the government to produce any documents.
What?
It's now illegal
for a bookstore owner to speak to his customers?
Bush and Ashcroft have made it illegal
to speak?
What's wrong with us?
Why aren't we fighting this?
Are we just going to take this?
It's now illegal to speak?
This is
horseshit!
I knew when we lost our right to vote that things were bad, but I
had no idea...
These monsters have deprived us of Freedom of Speech, too?
I didn't see an expiration date on this insanity, either.
If the Democrats had any brains courage, patriotism
or self-respect, they'd spotlight this atrocity
for the 2002 elections and take back the House
and repeal this Hitlerian horseshit.
Watch it,
boy.
Anybody
who gets out of line will see a military tribunal.
What do
you think this is, a free country?
...Hey!
I'm talking to you, Funnyboy.
LOOK AT
ME when I talk to you!!!
Go to Hell, Ashcroft.
You're insane and I don't like you throwing our Constitution away.
...and Wall Street hated Clinton's guts.
bartcop.com unfit?
Christian Livemore tells me while she was without her computer
for 10 days,
she went to the local library to use their computer to answer
e-mail and keep in touch.
But she was unable to access the bartcop.com
web page because the library blocked it out.
Meanwhile, Dr. Laura is railing against the American Librarians
Association (or whatever it's called)
because children (according to Laura the panty dropper) are accessing
bestiality
sites at the library.
Now, I realize bartcop.com speaks frankly and
uses the language that most Americans use,
but I'm Mother Teresa compared to those bestiality sites.
(BTW, why isn't that word spelled beastiality?
I had to look up the spelling and I'm a very busy man.)
So, if we look at the anecdotal facts presented, either
bartcop.com
is worse than a bestaility site
or Laura the panty dropper is lying to make herself more money.
Gee, that's a tough one...
Media's
Patriotism Provides a Shield for Bush
by Joan Konner
Excerpt:
Three media-related factors are converging
to produce the gap-toothed smile of
self-satisfaction we now see on the screen.
First, the ratings climb of Fox News,
a blatantly biased, conservative news service
that is challenging the long-time
supremacy of the more balanced news networks.
Fox News is gaining viewers
and, consequently, ground in the all-important
revenue race.
Question: When Fox announces (every commercial) that they
are the ONLY news
source that's fair and balanced, why do the other networks take
that like Democrats?
Fox News, like Joan Konner just said, is so amazingly blatant
in their right-wing slant,
they should be laughed off the dial by everyone in the news business
- but nooooooo.
The other networks just lay back and enjoy being tarred with being
biased for Clinton.
As Al Franken said in one of the best lines in years, "I
guess CNN is biased for Clinton,
because they only ran stories about
Monica Lewinsky 23 hours a day."
Is
George W. Bush God’s President?
Do tax cuts for the wealthy represent the will of God?
by Smoking Joe Conason
Excerpt:
The implications of all this are obviously
profound. If the President is indeed guided
by Providence in lavishing additional billions
upon those who already enjoy so much
material abundance—even while the numbers
of unemployed, uninsured and homeless
soar—then his ascension may represent a
millennial reversal of heavenly policy.
Go, Joe!
Way to fight the appointed frauds!
Maybe you and I can get adjoining cells while we await our secret execution.
Special thanks to Mark Taggart
Mark Taggart got a new computer for Christmas so he packed his
current computer in a box and shipped it to Christian's home - for
free.
A second shot of Chinaco Anejo for Mark Taggart.
Wait a minute... Taggart, Taggart...
Wasn't he in Blazing Saddles?
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