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Volume 744 - I'm Climbing the Walls 


 Wednesday     March 13, 2002           Send Me an Angel            Recent old stuff           Shopping w/ Bart
Julie Hiatt Steele's "Final Report" rebuttal
Listen to Julie on Mike Malloy  Thursday at 5 PM EST
If you can't hear Julie at 5 PM EST, the taped re-broadcast is at 11 PM EST

 Marc Perkel is= still in the custody of the "fugitive" department of the LA police - Day= Three

Perkel is Free
  ...and he's surrounded by babes!

 Michele, known to most of you as Michele from  just called,
 he was out of the stinking jail cell and picking up his personal property from the LA jailers.

 Then Marty, from BartCop  Entertainment,   is driving him to LAX
 to see if he can catch a flight to San Francisco tonigh.  If he can't get a flight, Tammy the Diva,
 who you've seen on BartCop as "The Diva," from Bush Brothers Banana Republic

  is going to let him spent the night on her couch!


"I think that America will not trust a party to defend America
  that isn't willing to defend itself. And that's basically my message."
   -- James Carville, saying what needs to be said.

  Too bad we don't have more fighters in our party.
  Too bad we don't have more people willing to say, "Enough!"
  Too bad we don't have more Julie Hiatt Steeles.

 Man Who Waves At Stevie Wonder
 Draws Up Plans To Nuke 7 Countries

     Click  Here

       Shut up, Pickles.
You don't know everything.
        He sees me...


 Where we are and where we're going

 Bush in the Bunker
   by Thomas M. Spencer

   Click  Here

 The bunker government certainly seems an appropriate metaphor to describe
 the way Bush has run the government. His decisions to withhold information
 from the public about Cheney's energy task force and to limit access to the
 papers from Reagan's administration certainly seem to reflect this sort of
 bunker mentality -- and these were decisions made before September 11th.

 Help Wanted

 I need a transcript of one day's worth of the vulgar Pigboy.
 I'd like to get all three hours of one day of Rush as an html file.
 Is there someone who can do this?

 There's a reason Rush doesn't have his shows archived.
 I'm going to show you why.

Ol' Bart and put "steno" in the subject line.
 We'll pick a date and watch the vulgar Pigboy hang himself.

 Many people have written to say they can almost help with this.
 Maybe if we give it a few more days we'll get lucky.

 Six Months Later
   by William Rivers Pitt

  Click  Here

 We must remember that no explanation for the events of September 11th have been forthcoming
 in these six passed months. 9/11 was many things, but above all it was an intelligence failure of
 spectacular dimensions. The CIA, FBI and NSA were all caught flat-footed, and not one official has
 come forward with an explanation. We have been told the attack came because certain individuals in
 the world hate our freedom, and that is all we know.
      Yet we also know that Bush and Cheney have pressured Senate Majority Leader Daschle to
 avoid too many piercing questions into why 9/11 happened. These are the two men whose chief
 responsibility it is to ensure that such an attack never comes again. Ostensibly, the War on Terror
 serves that purpose. The war, however, cannot correct institutional flaws within our security
 apparatus. Such an investigation= necessarily must fall to Congress, and it would seem sensible for
 the White House to warmly accept their help. That has not been the case.

 There is a secret message board for Juliefest2002 attendees.


 If I understand this correctly (what are the odds?)
 if your name is on the guest list, you can get in.

 This way, we can coordinate things for those unfamiliar with the venue or the area.
 baconslab@baconslab.com  has a list of who's paid for a ticket and I think he'll be
 mailing you an invitation to participate if you want.

 Maybe we can get a deal on hotel rooms if we pool together like godless socialists.
 We should have the venue thing locked up in 48 hours.


 "I don't know how long that can go on in this country when people ask you what
   you are gonna do and you say you are gonna do one thing and then you do another"
    -- Lamar Alexander (Memphis Commercial Appeal, 3/15/95).

 "This is my last campaign for public office"
     -- Lamar Alexander (Chattanooga Times & Free Press, 8/17/99).

 "As senator, I will do whatever I can to help our country win this war,"
   --  Lamar Alexander (R) announcing his bid for Fred Thompson's seat.   (AP).

 Watching the Belushi special Monday night made me wonder:

 Was John Belushi the funniest white man ever?

 Kenneth Starr's $70 million bag of garbage
  The independent counsel's pathetic final report reveals
  what a travesty the right wing's get-Clinton crusade was.

   Click  Here

 Robert Ray had enough evidence to indict and convict President Clinton -- he just chose not to.
 That was the headline on nearly every story about the Office of Independent Counsel's Final Report
 on the Lewinsky investigation, released last week. To his critics, Ray sounded like a schoolboy who,
 after running from a fight, later claims he could have beaten the  other guy up.

 He just decided not to.

 There is lots and lots of entertaining stuff at 


 "It's 'Be kind to niggers week,'
   so be careful how you speak,
   it's 'Be kind to niggers week..."

  That's from a song written and performed (privately) by Charlie Daniels.

  Hey, Charlie, I have an idea - why don't you release that song?
  It would be a big seller in the red states that Bush carried.
  God knows you'd sell a bunch at GOP functions, too.

  Maybe Fox News will let you perform your song on their "fair & balanced" network.

  I know Trent Lott and Bob Barr would buy copies.
  Why won't you release that song so we can hear it, Charlie?

 Bro Used Bubba's Name to Lobby for Pardons

  Click  Here

 A bombshell new report contends that Bill Clinton's brother, Roger,
 used the then-president's name to lobby the U.S. Parole Commission
 to free a mob-linked heroin= trafficker.

 Oh, what a "bombshell" that is, too.

 Roger Clinton can't possibly not use his brother's name.
 What's he supposed to do, change his name and face and be Mr. Anonymous?
 And who in the world would assume that Roger speaks for Bill?

 What a non-story.

 ...but I know the Post can't let go of Clinton's zipper.
 Twenty years from now, they'll still be running "bombshells" like that one.

 An Evening with Julie Hiatt Steele
 >>> April 27th <<<in Washington D.C.

 Click  Here   We have a new total. 

 Write to Julie at   PO Box 1351, Virginia Beach, VA 23451

 E-mail to Julie, use juliehiattsteele@bartcop.com

 PayPal to Julie, Click  Here  ->

 If you send me anything send your phone number
 Send Juliefest stuff to  Juliefest2002@yahoo.com

Let's party with Julie Hiatt Steele BIG time.

...Senator Steele

 I like the sound of that.
 I can't wait to meet her.
 48 days from today.

 Once upon a time, I only thought I was scattered.
 Then came the stolen election, 9-11, mail= jam, Juliefest and now Perkel's arrest.

 Thank Koresh that we have Christian to spearhead Juliefest with Dennis on the ground in DC
 and Michele (of BartCook fame) is spearheading the "Free Perkel" movement.

 Don't forget to check 

From: Bill

Subject: Wash Times 03-12-2002

Read Inside the Beltway by John McCaslin today.
Repeating that Enron Chairman stayed in the Clinton White House 11 times..

Do they ever print anything close to the truth????

The Moonie Times?
They never tell the truth.

     How about a hemp t-shirt that pricks our Failure in Thief?

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Perkel's arrest big news on the Freeper boards
 One guy got in a great shot:

 Probably just wanted for questioning over overthrowthegovernment.org
 Isn't sedition still illegal?

 Or, its a drug offense, which would explain the existence of  bartcop.com.

 Darth Reagan

 ha ha

 Wish I'd written that.

 BTW, if you visit overthrowthegovernment.org  you'll see:

 Can I actually overthrow the government?

 No I can't, for one simple reason. The= government has already been overthrown. George W. Bush and his right
 wing Republican Bible thumping jesus freak cronies have already overthrown the government. The Republican
 Supreme Court usurped the powers of a= monarchy and overrulled the Constitutuion and the Vote of the People
 and appointed Bush president. And got away with it with the support of the super rich, the Republican controlled
 media, the Moonies, and Bill Gates who sold our country out in hopes that Bush will not split up the Microsoft
 monopoly. (Note: MSNBC  Microsoft NBC). So I can't overthrow the government because there's no longer a
 government to overthrow.

 I can't overthrow the government because it's already been overthrown.

 Welcome to the Springfield cop's page

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  You don't need no stinkin' rights  !!!
  We will decide what rights we want to give you  !!!!

  Perkel's in trouble...

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