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Michele, known to most of you as Michele
he was out of the stinking jail cell and picking up his personal property from the LA jailers.
Then Marty, from BartCop Entertainment,
is driving him to LAX
to see if he can catch a flight to San Francisco tonigh. If he can't get a flight, Tammy the Diva,
who you've seen on BartCop as "The Diva," from Bush Brothers Banana Republic
is going to let him spent the night on her couch!
"I think that America will not trust a party
to defend America
that isn't willing to defend itself. And that's basically my message."
-- James Carville, saying what needs to be said.
Too bad we don't have more fighters in
Too bad we don't have more people willing to say, "Enough!"
Too bad we don't have more Julie Hiatt Steeles.
Who Waves At Stevie Wonder
Draws Up Plans To Nuke 7 Countries
Shut up, Pickles.
You don't know everything.
He sees me...
Where we are and where we're going
in the Bunker
by Thomas M. Spencer
The bunker government certainly seems an appropriate metaphor to describe
the way Bush has run the government. His decisions to withhold information
from the public about Cheney's energy task force and to limit access to the
papers from Reagan's administration certainly seem to reflect this sort of
bunker mentality -- and these were decisions made before September 11th.
I need a transcript of one day's worth of
the vulgar Pigboy.
I'd like to get all three hours of one day of Rush as an html file.
Is there someone who can do this?
There's a reason Rush doesn't have his shows
I'm going to show you why.
Ol' Bart and put "steno"
in the subject line.
We'll pick a date and watch the vulgar Pigboy hang himself.
Many people have written to say they can almost help with this.
Maybe if we give it a few more days we'll get lucky.
by William Rivers Pitt
We must remember that no explanation for the events of September 11th have been forthcoming
in these six passed months. 9/11 was many things, but above all it was an intelligence failure of
spectacular dimensions. The CIA, FBI and NSA were all caught flat-footed, and not one official has
come forward with an explanation. We have been told the attack came because certain individuals in
the world hate our freedom, and that is all we know.
Yet we also know that Bush and Cheney have pressured Senate Majority Leader Daschle to
avoid too many piercing questions into why 9/11 happened. These are the two men whose chief
responsibility it is to ensure that such an attack never comes again. Ostensibly, the War on Terror
serves that purpose. The war, however, cannot correct institutional flaws within our security
apparatus. Such an investigation= necessarily must fall to Congress, and it would seem sensible for
the White House to warmly accept their help. That has not been the case.
There is a secret message board for Juliefest2002 attendees.
If I understand this correctly (what are
if your name is on the guest list, you can get in.
This way, we can coordinate things for those
unfamiliar with the venue or the area.
firstname.lastname@example.org has a list of who's paid for a ticket and I think he'll be
mailing you an invitation to participate if you want.
Maybe we can get a deal on hotel rooms if we pool together like
We should have the venue thing locked up in 48 hours.
"I don't know how long that can go on
in this country when people ask you what
you are gonna do and you say you are gonna do one thing and then you do another"
-- Lamar Alexander (Memphis Commercial Appeal, 3/15/95).
"This is my last campaign for public
-- Lamar Alexander (Chattanooga Times & Free Press, 8/17/99).
"As senator, I will do whatever I can
to help our country win this war,"
-- Lamar Alexander (R) announcing his bid for Fred Thompson's seat. (AP).
Watching the Belushi special Monday night made me wonder:
Was John Belushi the funniest white man ever?
Starr's $70 million bag of garbage
The independent counsel's pathetic final report reveals
what a travesty the right wing's get-Clinton crusade was.
Robert Ray had enough evidence to indict and convict President Clinton -- he just chose not to.
That was the headline on nearly every story about the Office of Independent Counsel's Final Report
on the Lewinsky investigation, released last week. To his critics, Ray sounded like a schoolboy who,
after running from a fight, later claims he could have beaten the other guy up.
He just decided not to.
There is lots and lots of entertaining stuff at
"It's 'Be kind to niggers week,'
so be careful how you speak,
it's 'Be kind to niggers week..."
That's from a song written and performed (privately) by Charlie Daniels.
Hey, Charlie, I have an idea - why don't you release that song?
It would be a big seller in the red states that Bush carried.
God knows you'd sell a bunch at GOP functions, too.
Maybe Fox News will let you perform your song on their "fair & balanced" network.
I know Trent Lott and Bob Barr would buy copies.
Why won't you release that song so we can hear it, Charlie?
Bro Used Bubba's Name to Lobby for Pardons
A bombshell new report contends that Bill Clinton's brother, Roger,
used the then-president's name to lobby the U.S. Parole Commission
to free a mob-linked heroin= trafficker.
Oh, what a "bombshell" that is, too.
Roger Clinton can't possibly not use his brother's name.
What's he supposed to do, change his name and face and be Mr. Anonymous?
And who in the world would assume that Roger speaks for Bill?
What a non-story.
...but I know the Post can't let go of Clinton's zipper.
Twenty years from now, they'll still be running "bombshells" like that one.
Evening with Julie Hiatt Steele
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If you send me anything send your phone number
Send Juliefest stuff to Juliefest2002@yahoo.com
Let's party with Julie Hiatt Steele BIG time.
I like the sound of that.
I can't wait to meet her.
48 days from today.
Once upon a time, I only thought I was scattered.
Then came the stolen election, 9-11, mail= jam, Juliefest and now Perkel's arrest.
Thank Koresh that we have Christian to spearhead Juliefest with
Dennis on the ground in DC
and Michele (of BartCook fame) is spearheading the "Free Perkel" movement.
Don't forget to check
Subject: Wash Times 03-12-2002
Read Inside the Beltway by John McCaslin today.
Repeating that Enron Chairman stayed in the Clinton White House 11 times..
Do they ever print anything close to the truth????
The Moonie Times?
They never tell the truth.
How about a hemp t-shirt that pricks our Failure in Thief?
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arrest big news on the Freeper boards
One guy got in a great shot:
Probably just wanted for questioning over
Isn't sedition still illegal?
Or, its a drug offense, which would explain the existence of bartcop.com.
Wish I'd written that.
BTW, if you visit overthrowthegovernment.org you'll see:
Can I actually overthrow the government?
No I can't, for one simple reason. The=
government has already been overthrown. George W. Bush and his right
wing Republican Bible thumping jesus freak cronies have already overthrown the government. The Republican
Supreme Court usurped the powers of a= monarchy and overrulled the Constitutuion and the Vote of the People
and appointed Bush president. And got away with it with the support of the super rich, the Republican controlled
media, the Moonies, and Bill Gates who sold our country out in hopes that Bush will not split up the Microsoft
monopoly. (Note: MSNBC Microsoft NBC). So I can't overthrow the government because there's no longer a
government to overthrow.
I can't overthrow the government because it's already been overthrown.
Welcome to the Springfield cop's page
You don't need no stinkin' rights !!!
We will decide what rights we want to give you !!!!
Perkel's in trouble...
Use the portal below and they'll throw bartcop.com a nickel and
it costs you nothing more than whatever you were going to pay.
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