"To contend that (Miguel) Estrada, a young
attorney with no judicial experience, is the only Hispanic
who could be a nominee to a potential vacancy on the Supreme Court
does a disservice to the many outstanding Hispanic judges serving in our
federal and state courts." -- Patrick Leahy, explaining how Clarence
Thomas got his job, too
The
Real David Brock by Christopher Hitchens - he hates more people than Maureen
Dowd
Excerpt: "As someone who despised Clinton from the very
first, I remember resenting the damage done
by hysterical and fabricated right-wing
attacks, which bought him time and sympathy. Anyone really
interested in this period should grab the
paperback version of Michael Isikoff's Uncovering Clinton,
a verifiable story told by a serious journalist,
who began by disbelieving the rumors and discovered
by honest exertion that many of them, and
some that had not even been suspected, were true."
So many questions: 1 - Why do people say Hitchens is a liberal? He's in bed with
Rush on every issue,
yet he's always refered to as
"a leftist." If he's a leftist, why is he always apologizing
for the right-wing fringe of the
Republican Looney Squad?
2 - Why would a once-proud magazine like The Nation hire this
whore?
For the same reasons Salon hired
David Horowitz?
3 - Who would call Michael Isikoff "a serious
journalist" when he accepted $600,00
to write untrue books that he
knows are false from the get-go?
4 - One of Hitchens strongest attacks against Brock is that he
got the date wrong
for the wedding of Barbara and
Ted Olson. That means Brock's book is unreliable?
5 - Who ever heard of Spikey Isikoff's book, anyway?
Excellent
toon from Tom Tomorrow "The vast left-wing conspiracy."
It was sent to me as a picture if Jesse Helms falling out of bed
during his last hospital stay.
The collar is to prevent him from chewing on his stitches, like
one of Marty E!'s dogs,
but remember, it's not funny.
Some
fund raising ideas, some nutty, some not...
We need to raise some funds to make the pie higher.
The ultimate goal would be to raise enough money to where bartcop.com
would be
full-time instead of part-time. Lofty goal, to be sure,
but a worthy one.
If I didn't have a boss from 9-6, we could do BartCop
Radio and I could visit with my good friends such as Mike
Malloy.
I'm semi-almost flirting with the idea of an all-subscription
bartcop.com but we want to avoid that if we can. I asked some
of my closest advisors
and inner-circle people for alternatives and got a wide variety
of suggestions.
1. Open a 900 number That way, people could call and hear
my rat-like voice.
We could discuss political issues, fine tequila,
Garbage, Las Vegas etc.
Ditto-monkeys could call, too, if they
don't mind paying for the red-ass.
I think this might work for a couple
of weeks, but then the "thrill"
of talking to Ol' Bart would wear off
and we'd let it die.
2. Non-mandatory billing One fella, Eddy, contributes large sums, but
he said it's such a hassle and he
said forgets to do it, so he suggested I use
PayPal to "bill him" each month.
I tried to find fault with this idea, but
was unsuccessful.
If YOU want to get involved with a non-mandatory
monthly donation,
contact me at bc_biz@yahoo.com
with the amount you want to donate.
Thanks to Eddy for the suggestion.(Vette for
Eddy if this catches on)
3. Sell nude pictures of BartCop This was my least favorite.
4. A three-tierbartcop.com We could have BartCop Silver,
BartCop Reposado and BartCop Anejo.
The trick would be figuring out what the hell
those three tiers represent.
5. Sell heroin and cocaine There's a lot of money in that white powder,
but our judges and police contacts
would run for cover if we got away from the
numbers and prostitution rackets.
6. Remind people that you help keep them sane in tough times. BartCop Mental Health Associates Inc., coming
to your town soon.
We will continue to take suggestions on how to raise enough money
to make bartcop.com a full-time hammer
in a full-time war
Judicial
nominations without DeLay By Christian Livemore
I suggest you get bullish real quick on the Land 'o Lakes
company.
Their "Extra Creamy" butter is the best and it's only
45 days until corn
season
You newer readers think I obsess over Shirley,
Chinaco,
Las Vegas and South's
Finest Chocolate,
then just wait until corn season gets her at the end of June.
I think that's how got started - during a corn-induced hallucination I was having
last summer.
Merit
Calico
Silver Queen
Hold on, I have to get a paper towel and wipe my drool.
Please, Mr. Time, can't you go any faster?
From: Jenyrabit
Subject: things we wonder
about
Why does bush always go to second and third
grade school kids to read to them?
Why not junior high or high school to disgusted
important issues of the day?
Jenny, it's not nice to tease the governor that way.
You know he can't talk politics with middle grade students.
He has to stick with the toddlers to increase his odds
of being one of the smarter kids in the class.
I have not updated recently because I have been
sick, and just a couple of days ago, lost my job.
As you can imagine, my motivation is gone, and
the money will soon follow. As such, I really can't
do Sports anymore.
Would you announce that I am looking into having
someone take the place over?
Costs $15 a month to keep on the server where
it is now.
If I hear nothing in a couple of weeks, I'm just
going to deep-six the place,
which would suck, but that's how it is.
Thanks, and good work with Juliefest.
Well, Sports Fans, can anyone step in and take over? Is there enough interest in sports to keep sports alive?
If you're rabid about sports and know html and have $15 a month,
contact editor@bartcopsports.com
and apply for the job.
Since it's your $15, it's your page and you can advertise or whatever
to
recoup the $15, but we need a rabid sports fan to permanantly pinch-hit!
We can't let
fade away!
Sale
on Chinaco Anejo! I know a lot of people at Juliefest2002-DC tried and
liked The Miracle at Canaan, but did you know you can have it delivered for
$45?
Swear to Koresh, this is no gag, I heard it myself.
Paul Harvey, aging horse molester, said this on today's rant
of lies:
"The morning after pill has been around for
four years now, and Bose has a new radio that makes
waking up almost a dream."
I suspect our local Nazi radio had an editing screwup,
but I doubt the Bose people enjoy having their product
mentioned in the same sentence as a do-it-yourself abortion.
...and remember,
When it comes to speakers, don't choose Bose, cause you'll get no highs and you'll get no lows.
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Today
in History
In 1917, three peasant children near Fatima, Portugal,
reported seeing the Virgin Mary.
Mary gave the kids a super secret to give to the Pope, who then
"pulled a Rush" and
claimed after World War II that the Secret of Fatima was
that World War II was coming.
In 1958, VP Nixon's limousine was battered by rocks thrown
by anti-U.S. demonstrators
in Caracas, Venezuela. Forty four years later, Governor Bush
seeks revenge by backing
an illegal coup against Venezuela's lawfully-elected President.
(The coup failed.)
In 1985, a confrontation between Philly cops and the radical
group MOVE ended when
police bombed the group's headquarters where 11 people died.
The right-wing fans of
Randy Weaver and David Koresh didn't mind because the dead people
were negroes.
In 1997, at the OKC bombing trial, prosecutors showed jurors
the key to the truck used to
blow up the Murrah federal building, alleging Tim "Government
is the problem" McVeigh
left it behind in the same alley he'd picked to stash his getaway
car.
Happy Birthday to The Wolf, Harvey Keitel (63). If you
accidentally blow a friend's
brains out in the back seat of your car, call The Wolf
- he knows what to do.
Sidebar: Do
NOT drive the body to QT's house, because that's not his business.
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