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Volume 823 - Corn


Friday    June 21, 2002 


"The irony now is that Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein have, pod-like, become the men
  who once sought to take them off the story -- political insiders bent on preserving their access,
  satisfied with how things appear to be rather than the facts in front of their faces."
       --Charles Taylor,  The reel Watergate

 Air Force officer: Bush allowed September 11 attacks
 Hijacker attended US military school

  Click  Here

 The controversy surrounding Lt. Col. Steve Butler’s letter to the editor, in which he affirmed
 that Bush did nothing to warn the American people because he “needed this war on terrorism,”
 received scant coverage in the media.

 Universally ignored by the press, however, was that the officer was not merely expressing a personal opinion.
 He was in a position to have direct knowledge of contacts between the US military and some of the hijackers
 in the period before the terrorist attacks that destroyed the World Trade Center and damaged the Pentagon.

 Wayne Williams

Will lie for food

 This guy is a bad substitute for the vulgar Pigboy.
 He tells the same kinds of stupid lies and he also refuses to tell the truth.

 Thursday, he was railing against the stupidity of steel tariffs.
 He said tariffs raised the price of steel, they made it tougher for
 American steel companies to compete, it was inflationary, it threw
 a lot of people out of work, and he blamed "the politicians" for it.

 No, no, no, no, no.

 It was not "the politicians" who did that, Mr Williams.
 It was YOUR HERO, the Unelected Fraud who created steel tariffs.
 Had it been Bill Clinton, right-wing radio would've spend days and weeks
 screaming at the incompetent boob who was "so political" and "too ignorant
 about financial affairs," and what a "bungling fool" he most certainly was.

 But since Williams is a dishonest whore, since he refuses to call a spade a spade,
 the lying slut blames "the politicians." You can't rail against "the government" for
 getting it wrong. It's not "the government," it's the stupid Bush boy screwing up.

 Wayne Williams - thy name is whore.

"Dr. Laura - We Don't Want Her"
   - Psychology Today Editor

    Click  Here

  ha ha
 You know this is going to be good...


"Thursday, I called to check that Friday's sweet corn premier
  was still on. They said, 'We have some fresh, swet corn right now.'
  I'm in a corn stupor. "
    -- Bart

 One skeptical citizen

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"For most of the months since Sept. 11, the FBI, CIA and the Bush administration have
 essentially been given a pass by most of the media. Immediately following Sept. 11,
 many so-called news organizations functioned as little more than cheerleaders for the
 administration, complete with computer-generated flags undulating electronically
 alongside the usual corporate logo. It was as if the traditional mandate of a free press,
 to report the news without fear or favor, was obsolete. Now, the function of a free press
 was to big up an administration and un-intelligence community caught asleep at the wheel.
 Chalk up another victory for the terrorists."

 The Way we War
   by Isaac Peterson

  Click  Here

 When I mentioned Julie's new digs, I failed to give a shout out to Charlie and Helen,
 the actual owners of this fancy lake house that Julie is staying in.  Laurie says her Dad built this
 place with his own two hands, and when Helen and he were all set to retire, the Oil President
 ran the economy into the dumper and now they can't afford to retire. They have to keep working!!

 Smirk, you're killing us!!!

 So thank you, thank you to Charlie and Helen for being so generous.
 That was a hueueueugely nice thing to do.

 Some red-hot Monkey Mail

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 Answering Monkey Mail is my favorite thing to do...

 We had a meeting last night on the chat channel about JulieFestWest.
 (Click  Here for instructions on how to get the chat channel software - it's easy)

 Click  Here  for the latest JulieFestWest update

'Enemy Combatant' Loses Right to Lawyer, Feds Say

  Click  Here

"It's not just that you have no right to a lawyer, it's that you have no right to even
 have a hearing. If that is true, then there is really no limit to the President's power
 to label U.S. citizens as bad people and then have them held in military custody."

 You would have known that months ago if you'd read  bartcop.com

 Bush and Ashcroft, like most Republicans, have a lot of trouble with the difference
 between an accusation and a conviction. Every right-wing goof is saying,
 "But this Padilla guy is Al Qaeda! He has no rights!"

 So - he's Al Qaeda because Bush says so?

 Why bother to have courts or judges or lawyers if George Bush can tell
 who is guilty and who's not without "bothering" with holding a public trial?

 In China and North Korea, they at least go thru the pretense of having a trial.
 Under the Unelected Usurper, America doesn't even bother anymore?
 American citizens have more rights in China than they do in the United States?

Subject: Thank you

I have to thank you for sending a tape.
I felt the flavor of JulieFest and loved every minute of it!
So I ran it again.  And will continue to.

Sure wish I could have been among the people cheering Julie, and groaning at a few other people.
Did my heart good to see actual people with whom I could identify.  My nephew is right, there are
other people in this country that feel as I do, how wonderful it is to see some of them.

Please keep the BartCop hex on Bush, Inc.
I think it may be working!



"Have you heard about the controversial statement from Bill Cosby?
 On Access Hollywood tonight in an interview Bill Cosby said that
 the television show, "The Osbournes” was not entertainment and
 that the Osbournes are a sad family. Upon hearing this Ozzy
 went out and bit the head off a Jell-O-Pudding Pop."


"Wheel of Fortune letter turner, Vanna White has announced that she
 is getting a divorce from her husband of 11 years. Vanna said that the
 romance was gone and that he had not bought her a vowel in several years."

 I just got a donation from Vanna, remember?
 If I wasn't married, I'd buy Vanna a vowel...

Hi Bart
Make sure you save me a Julefest tape, damn sure want to see it.
Getting ready for work hot as hell here right now.

My boss sure likes this Smirk economy, now he has his pick of workers again.


Joe, good point.
I remember under Clinton, employers always had trouble finding workers.
Clinton promised to create 8 million new jobs but he created 22 million jobs instead,
proving that he's a liar just like the Republicans told us 24/7 for eight years.

You vill do vhat ve say!

 Staying alive 'til '04: What the Democrats have to do

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"Speaking of which, stop buying into Republican propaganda. It's clever, it's pervasive,
 and it's usually nasty, and it's always bullshit. Those whorish, dirty clowns don't represent
 the American people. They would have been the ones Americans revolted against in 1776.
 They would have been the Confederates in 1861, cheerfully committing treason and patting
 themselves on the back as they did so. They were the ones who gave us Joseph McCarthy
 and Richard Nixon, and the folly of Reaganomics. They lie because they have to.
 The truth would destroy them. Remember that."

 Have you gotten your JulieFest2002-DC tape yet?

  Order Today

 The tapes are FREE with a donation of  $25 or more.

 Bush's Grim Vision
   by Nat Parry at consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

 In the nine months since Sept. 11, George W. Bush has put the United States on a course
 that is so bleak that few analysts have – as the saying goes – connected the dots. If they had,
 they would see an outline of a future that mixes constant war overseas with abridgment of
 constitutional freedoms at home, a picture drawn by a politician who once joked,
 "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier – so long as I'm the dictator."

 Comment: Bush is such a moronic simpleton, that when he finally manages to memorize a line,
                   he repeats it again and again. This "as long as I'm the dictator" crap was said a
                   half dozen times, and that "Lucky me, I hit the trifecta" more than a dozen.
                   Like a child who has learned a phrase in another language, Bush is compelled
                   to repeat it again and again and again...


"For those of you scoring at home, the Clintons have been cleared on Whitewater,
  cleared on the travel office, cleared on the file matter, cleared on the vandalism,
  cleared on Madison Guaranty. Cleared on Vince Foster's suicide.
  The right wing is zero-for--life going after the Clintons. They ought to get a life!"
     --Paul Begala, Crossfire, 06/20/02

 Listen to This, Eddie

 When I obsess over something, I really do it up right.
 I have over a hundred live Led Zeppelin concerts, and I've listened to
 some of those shows more than 100 times. They just keep getting better.

 Twenty five years ago tonight, Led Zeppelin had, for my money,
 the best overall night of their careers playing at the Forum in Los Angeles.

 Ask any Zeppelin collector about 6/21/77.
 It's hot stuff.

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I frequent the AOL chatrooms on Politics (a chatroom full of amazingly scary Americans) and
someone in there said that Katherine Harris had been cleared of any wrongdoing re: the felon's list, etc.,
during the 2000 debacle.  Is this true?  I can't find anything to say she has been or hasn't been.

I didn't even know they were bothering with the sham of an investigation.
I'm sure Jeb & the Governor wouldn't let her get into trouble.
Plus, Jeb owns the Florida legislature, too.

Another thing:  I just finished reading Brock's brilliant "Blinded by the Right,"
and I'd like to email him to thank him for the read.  How can I do that?
Do you have his email address or know how I can track it down?


I don't have an e-mail for Brock.
Does anybody?  If so, send it in, please.

 They read it in Istanbul.
 They read it in Edinburg.
 They read it in Bowling Green



"Do you have World Cup fever? Tomorrow the U.S. team will play Germany.
  I’m excited about the match, so far when the United States and Germany
  have played in the past, the U.S. is ahead two – nothing."
     --David Letterman

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