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Monday February 17, 2003
''Iraq is a big threat? Baloney.''
--Helen Thomas, Thursday night at Hobart and
William Smith College
Meet the Whore
"The party is split over this. There are only 180,000
members but more than
one million people were in the park. The government
no longer speaks for
its constituency. If Blair takes us into the
war we will launch a movement
in the Labour party to indict him."
Labour anti-war MP Alan Simpson
Being how this is the big anniversary issue, we tried to dig out some
funny bits from the past.
Most of these are from my dreaded "Blue period," where colorful language
was often used.
It may also have been my party days...
There's this one old story someone suggested - back when Sears sent
a clown to sue me.
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In the Kitchen
It's that fabulous Train Station Fried Chicken
"If one were asked today whether Americans are better
off now than they were four years ago,
or even 25 months ago, the answer would certainly
be an emphatic negative. In fact, I'll take
the Carter recession and the Iranian hostage
crisis over what life is like today....
George W. Bush's father called the post-Cold
War arrangement a "New World Order."
I think I miss the Old World Order."
--G. Jefferson Price III, Who will lead
America out of the darkness?, sunspot.net
We got accustomed to Clinton's Paradise
and are having trouble acclamating to Bush's Hell
I hear the conservatives whining that if an actor "comes out" and
admits he's a Bush supporter or a
conservative, they can't get work. Horseshit! Is
there even one example of this fraudulent theory?
Are there any decent republican actors?
Charlton Heston - can't act, never could
Major Dad - can't act, never could
Shannen Doughtery - can't act, never could
Bo Derek - can't act, never could
Mel Gibson - can't act, never could
Arnold - can't act, never could
Red-Ink Reagan - can't act, never could
Ben Stein - can't act, never could
Ted Nugent - if he could act, he couldn't act
Billy Jack - can't act, never could
John Wayne - can't act, never could
J. J. Walker - can't act, never could
Bruce Willis - can't act, never could
Clint Eastwood - can't act, never could
(Well, those last two can play a squinty-eyed loner, but can they act?)
Who are the actors who are getting blackballed?
Who are the "talented" Republicans who can't get work?
I'll tell you what it is: Republican actors have no range or
emotions because they have no heart.
If they could put themselves in someone else's shoes, they'd be Democrats.
Republicans have no place telling stories.
They don't know what it's like to be human.
Laura Hustler pictures
Must be 18 - she's a very vulgar woman
A shout out to my good friend Ben Affleck for having the #1 movie.
It brought in a whopping $43M over the weekend.
Jenna made the cover of Girls Gone Wild
"We should not forget about those who finance
We should not forget about that."
- Bad Vlad Putin. noting that 15 of the September 11th terrorists
were Saudi citizens
"I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation.
I'm the President of the United States." -
-- Appointed, never-elected spoiled little boy in an interview on "60
"You know why conservatives love the Saudi government?
Because it stands for everything THEY stand
It oppresses women, it forces religion down
people's throats, and it loves money
above anything else. Those are the 3
fundamentals of conservatism."
- James Carville, breathing fire on the guilty
From Lee in Seattle
"It's a little bit like crying wolf. You know, it
hasn't happened yet.
Constant news alerts on TV about terror are
Pickles Bush, married to a moron
Poker at Al's with
the long-lost fourth chapter
Like Ad Ames and his tomahawk
Subject: that Bill of Rights debate from
the other day...
Ok, I read what you said. But my question was,
'how many rights have YOU PERSONALLY LOST?
See, you are pointing out instances where our gov't
has detained and effectively 'locked away' some
combatants from Al Qeida.
No, Bush has the law behind him if and when he decides ANYBODY needs
to be detained for
life or simply executed. Why do you think that's no big thing? Because
you personally like Bush?
I personally have no problem with this.
Well sure, there's no problem if you look at the facts "funny."
Each time I say "suspect," you think "convicted terrorist."
We all want to personally dismember the guilty.
Now, lets take a look back to a time when your
buddy Clinton was running things.
We have the U.S. Marshals and FBI on a feeding
frenzy up in Idaho, where they killed
a mans wife and son during a shootout over some
B.S. weapons regulation.
Hold on - he was charged with selling sawed-off shotguns.
Is that really a BS regulation?
And oh gosh, you stepped in it - BIG time.
Can I get you a tree branch to scrape that stuff off your shoe?
Rush has said 1,000 times that Clinton had Randy Weaver killed,
but that was the summer of 1992 - proving Bush ordered that hit on Weaver.
Then not 6 months later, they do a similarly stupid
thing in Waco, Texas.
All this was happening while "big dog" was
supposedly paying attention and running the country.
Again, sorry they lied to you about Clinton killing Weaver - it was
I don't know a lot about Waco, but I can guarantee that Reno and Clinton
didn't "cook those kids,"
the way the money-grubbing whores like Rush, Hannity, Liddy etc promised
every day for years.
You really think Clinton helped coordinate that Waco raid?
Or was it more likely the Reagan/Bush people after 12 years of entrenchment?
So as you can see, stupidity is not limited to
the Republican party.
Your Democratic leaders can be just as stupid,
if not more so.
This is what happens when people who have no business
running things have control.
What is what happens?
That Bush murdered Weaver and the Reagan/Bush FBI hit Waco?
Half of the problems we currently face are a direct
result of some "deal" made during Clintons
time in office. (I.E. the N. Korea power plant
debacle) I agree with some of your thoughts,
but I think you need to see the other side too..
I can tell you own an AM radio.
The way I see the North Korean situation is this: Clinton made them a deal
and everyone was happy
with peace and prosperity and then Bush started screaming "Axis of evil" at
They know of his fondness for killing things and started looking to play
This almost-elected president needs to learn to control his tongue
The Day the
Dunkin Donut Man Died
Subject: going to hell
you're langage is a dead giveaway of your ignorants
a liar and and cheet the only thing he is going
for him is good
looks there is such a thing as abstaining from
sex but I guess
a liberall like you with no morale standards would
such a a thing whtsa wrong with you
How long since you got any?
No matter how low FOX puts the numbers
a lot of people were in the streets Saturday
"The Gambino crime family is now falling apart, with
So now, the biggest crime organization in New
York is the Catholic Church."
TV is whack
ABC is all Jacko all night.
NBC is only 2/3 all Jacko all night, with a Fear
Factor thrown in.
FOX is all Jow Millionaire all night.
Meanwhile, CBS look like a television network
with various shows at various times,
including the long-awaited Dr Phil appearance on
The Late Show with Dave.
Dave's called him everything from a "quack" to
Meanwhile, The History Channel's doing "Hitler's
I wonder if Prescott Bush will be featured?
of King George the W.
What has caused this dramatic change in the President's
character? And don't say,
"political opportunism." That's just cynical. It's
too easy to blame the President's
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde act on the shrewd maneuverings
of Karl Rove. If we accept
that George's dramatic, one might say, operatic
change from Mr. Compassion to
Dr. Death is one of calculated lies, cynical deception
and political bait 'n switch,
then we have to admit that Americans are stupid,
naïve, brainless nincompoops
who have no business running a democracy.
Here's one thousand pennies for 1000 issues! Thanks
for all you do!
You've helped keep me sane for the last three years;
exposing the BFEE
and their thug minions for the totalitarian globe-grabbing
criminals they are,
and making me laugh at the same time!
Now, more than ever, we need BARTCOP radio!
Keep raising the hammer higher, Bart, then bring it
Radio Is Planned by Democrats
A group of wealthy Democratic donors is planning
to start a liberal radio network to
counterbalance the conservative tenor of radio
programs like "The Rush Limbaugh Show."
The group, led by Sheldon and Anita Drobny, venture
capitalists from Chicago who have
been major campaign donors for Bill Clinton and
Al Gore, is in talks with Al Franken,
the comedian and author of "Rush Limbaugh Is a
Big Fat Idiot." It hopes to enlist other
well-known entertainers with a liberal point of
view for a 14-hour, daily slate of commercial
programs that would heavily rely on comedy and
of the Story
Thanks to politicalstrikes.com
Keep growing the hammer, Bart. And hey,
even here in Raleigh NC at the Capitol Bldg.
there were 7 to 8 THOUSAND at the anti-war protest. This
was the number used by the media too.
Tells you something about the groundswell again
the Moron and his bogus 'war.'
Keep hammering away, man!
If homosexuality is NOT genetic,
if it's "learned," please someone explain:
1. Why does Snoot Gingrich have a gay sister?
If she "learned" homosexuality, did Snoot?
2. Why does Sonny Bono have a gay daughter?
Sonny taught her to be gay?
3. Why does Phyllis Schaffly have a gay son?
Did Phyllis the Shaft "teach" him to be gay?
4. Why do Ron and Nancy have a gay son?
(Or is he a straight ballerina?)
Why do they claim homosexuality is "learned,"
if many famous Republican families have gay children?
our State of the Union sign contest?
We have sent out only one prize, to Allen in Huston.
I still need addresses for Cynthia and Ollie.
"The important question is: How many hands have I
-- Too stupid to believe
"President's Day Sale: Bill of Rights going fast." --slogan
on a sign at the N.Y. protest
Marty's E! page
Baron Dave Romm
Beware of Google.com
MTV has gone propaganda
California Japanese-American congressman Mike Honda
(who was interned with his family), is pressing for action regarding
Rep. Howard Coble (R-racist) and his desire for new internment camps
A review of Ron Jeremy's 'Porn Star'
The First Vienna Vegetable Orchestra
Dolores Hope with Nancy Reagan
"So let everyone recognise what has happened here
today, that Britain does not
support this war for oil. The British people
will not tolerate being used to prop up
the most corrupt and racist American administration
in over 80 years.
This is a man who has sent his own soldiers
to die but who got his daddy to
get him out of national service. Where I come
from we call that cowardice." "
--Ken Livingstone, London mayor,
London protest, 02/15/03
We call it a rich boy going AWOL and the other troops forgiving him.
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"Vivid memories of terrified, wild-eyed, out-of-control
teenage National Guardsmen opening fire and indiscriminately
their own unarmed U.S. college brothers and sisters."
"Tyrants don't respond to any kind of appeasement.
Tyrants don't respond to negotiation.
Tyrants do respond to toughness.
The world needs to pull itself together and
send a very strong message to the Iraqis."
-- George's little Condoleeza
Hey Condi, are you sure you have the right tyrant?
Maybe you were thinking about your employer.
Seems to me the world gave its response to him
already; perhaps you didn't hear it?
Bush gets even with California
"It is like an ad for Klan News."
--an angry reader criticizing "The Nation" for
accepting an ad from Fox News.
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