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Weekend-Monday, April 24-26, 2010 Vol 2514 - Knob Noster
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Quotes
"Yes, Nixon did employ a “southern strategy.”
But most Republicans would strongly contest the idea
that Reagan tried to use racial division
for electoral gain, an idea advanced by liberals who point out
that Reagan opened his 1980 presidential
campaign in the town where Civil Rights workers were murdered."
-- possibly Greg Sargent, attacking Michael Steele
for telling he truth, Link
Hey Greg, why do you want your ignorant readers to think Reagan
opening his campiagn
in
a town famouus ONLY for having civil rights workers murdered, was
some kind of coincidence?
You're pretending Reagan might not carry Mississippi, so he opened
his campaign there?
Are you readers really that stupid?
Reagan left the Democrats because they wanted to give civil rights
to "those animals."
Opening his campiagn under a figurative noose was Reagan's way
of saying "Southern Strategy."
The Bush bastards were no better.
McCain might've won in 2000 in Rove hadn't spread those rumors
about "his black baby."
And today you Teabaggers f-ing hate having a you-know-what
in the White House.
Exaggerated
Importance
Teabaggers are what, five percent?
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Did you
know?
Marty has
just completed
1,000 daily
issues in a row.
Marty always has good stuff.
Conservatives
Gone Mad
Why can't they attack without racism?
Quotes
"Now, Americans don’t begrudge anybody for
success when that success is earned. But when we read about
enormous executive bonuses at firms
even as they were relying on assistance from taxpayers, it offended our
fundamental values. Not only that,
some of the salaries and bonuses we’ve seen created perverse incentives
to take reckless risks that contributed
to the crisis. It’s what helped lead to a relentless focus on a company’s
next quarter, to the detriment of its
next year or decade. And it led to a situation in which folks with the
most
to lose - stock and pension holders
- had the least to say in the process. That has to change."
-- Obama, and he's right, but
did John Kerry write this speech? Link
I'm so old, I remember when Obama could give a good speech.
That crap you just read was written by a Harvard elitist with
an IQ of 164.
Maybe Obama realizes that his every word is recorded for history
and he wants to sound "presidenty."
but he's losing Joe Six Pack with that lofty rhetoric that only
John Kerry fully understands.
How about, "They said they needed our
help to survive, and when we gave them that help,
they threw a big party and gave everbody
a million-dollar bonus that they didn't deserve."
People understand plain English.
Subject: let's argue about Ben Roethlisberger
Saw it on leftwingconspiracy.com
But so far, that's not Obama's style.
He's more likely to say,
"But Sir, please tell me what you would
accept."
Then they laugh and kick him in the balls - again.
Quotes
“I thought about asking a guy who snorted cocaine
and got arrested for DUI when
he was 30 to come and speak to our
kids, but George W. Bush was not available."
-- Woodland Middle School principal
Terry Oatts, after parents criticized him
for allowing a convicted rapper to do community service by talking to the
kids Link
Sure sounds like Terry Oatts has been reading bartcop.com
Way to list the facts, Terry!
Saw it on constructiveanarchy.com/blog
No Jobs for Vets - Why?
Subject: Ben Roethlisberger
I'm not anti-Ben so much as anti-sexual predator.
I'm repulsed by they way he treated the young woman
he assaulted and the others he exposed himself
to. He seems arrogant and selfish but most of all slimy.
I'd rather have losing seasons for the next ten
years rather than have him play for the Steelers and I think
he was lucky to escape criminal charges. I would
have trouble rooting for him this season, if he stays.
Plus, the Rooneys don't abide this kind of crap
- they just traded a Hall of Famer, Santonio Holmes,
who caught the game winning touchdown pass in
Super Bowl XVIII, for a 5th round draft pick
so I wouldn't be surprised to see Big Ben traded.
Long time Steelers fan
I've been a Steelers fan since the seventies when
you could count on them
to kick Cowboy ass and bring home yet another
Super Bowl ring.
I loved it when someone like Hollywood Henderson
would say, "Terry Bradshaw is so stupid,
he couldn't spell "Cat" if you spot him the
'C' and the 'A.' "
Top which Bradshaw fans would reply,
"How many Super Bowl rings do YOU have, rapist?"
Quotes
"I'm not going to waste any more time of the
American people while
they come up with some agreement. The
games of stalling are over."
-- Harry Reid, talking tough,
but most likely to back it up with a wet noodle Link
Harry, we learned years ago that you're a semi-barking dog with
no teeth.
Your feeble bluff is way too little and way too late.
Good luck in your retirement, Harry.
Beck's gig at Handjob University
Drug Rehab
There are many reasons a person would choose to end their life.
Drug
Rehab can be a different path to a more satisfying life.
(Paid ad)
Saw it on whatnowtoons.com/
Subject: Arizona
Bart,
Just thought I’d put my 2-cents worth in about
what I think of Arizona’s new law to ban illegal aliens.
Personally, I think they should secede from the
union and start their own country along with Texas, Oklahoma,
Virginia, Florida, South Carolina and Kansas
(among others, I’m sure).
Let’s get rid of these states that haven’t matriculated
into the 18th century yet, let alone the 21st,
and get rid of their racist, right wing, “Christian”
asses for good.
Keith
Keith, I wish I knew more about this subject.
How bad is the illegal alien problem in Arizona?
Volcano lightning is awesome!
Quotes
"I'm the guy that's gonna walk up and say to
Nancy Pelosi, 'Gimmie that Damn gavel.'"
-- Allen West, unknown GOP candidate
for Congress in Florida's 22nd district, Link
Dude, you think you're going to be Speaker of the House in January?
Are you a gambling man, Allen?
Subject: bumper sticker
Thanks to David R
Saw it on MarioPiperniDotCom
Click Here to see Obama's Birth Announcement
Click Here to see Obama's
Birth Certificate
Quotes
"Isn't it all too easy for Obama opponents
to caricature this move as the triumph of the nanny state?
To paint the president as the salt
czar, dispatching his bureaucrats to micromanage your life?
Should the government be telling adults
they can't have salty foods if they want them? And why salt?
Are French fries next? Will there be
a National Cupcake Consumption Act? What about that KFC
sandwich of bacon squished between
two slabs of fried chicken? Should those people be sent to jail?
The president just gave ammunition
to those who are angry at the reach of Big Government."
-- Howie Kurtz, saying today's
kids need more fat, more salt and more calories, Link
Howie thanks God every day for Wolf Blitzer.
With Wolf around, Howie will never be the biggest douche at CNN.
Rude Pundit
vs Oklahoma
Link
Then scroll a little
Saw this car in front of me at Arby's.
I probably don't want to know...
Subject: Wellpoint and fines
This is the problem with this new Health Care
Reform Bill, nobody knows what is in it.
The opponents say there are fines for not buying
insurance and the proponents say
there is language in the bill that cancels the
part that calls for those fines.
Also what about insurance companies dropping people
when they get sick
like Wellpoint has done with breast cancer victims?
Or, if they can't drop them raising their rates until they can't afford the insurance premiums?
Why is it every other civilized, industrialized country in the world can provide affordable health care but we can't.
If we only had a Democrat in the White House and a majority in congress.
*Mike sighs*
Mike C.
Maybe that's why the Dems made the damn thing
2700 pages long,
knowing that NOBODY in Washington would actually
read the entire bill.
Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the month
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Graphic by The Wizard of Whimsy
Quotes
"If Al Qaeda managed to attack us again, killing
thousands of people, the nation would be devastated, saddened
and enraged. However it would not affect
the existence of America. Big government, on the other hand, is set on
destroying the individual on which
America is built...Radical anti-government groups are not taxing Americans
into oblivion, running $1 trillion
deficits as far as the eye can see, or forcing others to acquiesce to their
whims
on healthcare; however, big government
is guilty of all of the above."
-- Elijah Friedeman, American
Handjob Association blogger, Link
So... America voters chose a president who is worse than Osama
bin Laden?
Sounds to me like you're saying Americans can't be trusted with
the vote.
Subject: Steele = Uncle Tom
He actually admitted what the strategy was yet
he never objected to it while it was happening.
He actually used his race to help him get ahead
while the party he was with used tactics against his own people.
So actually he just admitted he is the ultimate
Uncle Tom.
Langs
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Can the
CNN-ter Hold?
TIME judges her sister, CNN
Quotes
"The only thing Obama knows about money is
how to spend other people's."
-- the blind and vulgar Pigboy,
Rush, shall we look at the proof again?
Who needlessly spent the most money?
Subject: tax cuts with consequences
Reagan - 750B X 24 years = $18,000 Billion not collected
Bush 1700B X 5 years = $8500B not collected
26,500B not collected = $12,000B Debt
Had that 25,500B been collected, we'd have
a $14,000 billion surplus today
There were 10 Billionaires in 1980 There
are 1100 billionaires now.
NY Ttimes wrote "The Rich have been left behind
by Ultra Rich"
The top 1% owned 20% of the total financial wealth
in 1980
That same 1% owned 36% of the total financial
wealth in 1989, thanks to Reagan
By 2007, that same 1% owned 43% of the total financial
wealth, thanks to Bush.
The top 10% of the rich owned 70% of America's
wealth.
The top 20% owned 93% of America's wealth.
Which means the bottom 80% of Americans own just 7% of the wealth.
Praise Jevoha Let's Dance
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Subject: priests rape boys
Bart, just so you know, it appears that link you
posted about
rape boy is on a site owned by the God hate Fags
folks.
Yuck.
Up to you, of course.
Ken
Ken, I did not know.
I saw that quote and clicked on the site long
enough to see the validation was there.
I wouldn't want to be associated with ANY kind
of religious insanity, especially
those crazy-evil handjobs who know what
God is thinking and wanting.
Ain't nobody crazier than those folks.
Matter of fact, I can't really tell you much about
those G.H.F. nuts.
It's got something to do with America's "acceptance"
of gay people and for some reason,
God is punishing us with dead soldiers for "accepting"
the children He sent to Earth to be born.
Like all religions, it makes no f-ing sense.
Having said that, the quote reads like it was stolen from bartcop.com
"The Catholic Church is the largest, most well-funded
and organized pedophile group
in the history of man!"
Who can argue with that?
Now & then Reminder:
I was never attacked by a priest, (or anybody) nor do I know anyone
who was.
I have no personal horse in this race other than
after a while, shouldn't somebody
stand up and say, "Enough
with the child rapes?"
Saw it on http://img.moonbuggy.org
Mike's Survivor Review
It was one of the most exciting episodes in their 20 seasons.
Adult Friend Finder.com
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Quotes
"I went to KFC yesterday with one of my chickens,
and I couldn't
trade it in for a couple double-downs.
It seemed like more than
a fair-trade under the new GOP Free-market
system."
-- Attaturk
Link
I saw a quote on CNN over the weekend.
Vatican: "Sex abuse charges have no merit"
That's right, Benny, keep playing the Cheney card.
Deny, delay, deny.
Subject: Bring a Chicken to the Doctor
The Republicans have settled on a political strategy
for this year's elections to run on
"Repeal and Replace" the health care reform that
Obama just signed. But what would they replace it with?
Up until this last week, no Republican has said
anything specific until Nevada Republican senate candidate
Sue Lowden came up with the Republican plan.
Her plan - bring a chicken to the doctor.
I'm thinking that the Republicans better come
up with something better than "bring a chicken to the doctor"
if they hope to gain seats in Congress this year.
Hey, call me an intellectual elitist but I don't see the chicken idea as the winning argument.
Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
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Subject: Rethug complaints
They complain about secret negotiations by Democrats,
but now the
Rethuglicans want to keep the financial reform
negotiations secret. I wonder why?
Dee in NJ
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/26/gop-fighting-to-keep-wall_n_551911.html
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Subject: Donation
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with the big fish by any means but my tax return
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match smaller donations, $25 or less, up to a
maximum of $400.
You made me smile in some dark days.
I owe you something for that,
Steve B
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