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 Thursday, May 6,  2010 Vol 2521 - Shrimp-Fidel

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Quote of the Day

"God, why must you take New Orleans 
  and Nashville when Philadelphia is just 
  fucking sitting there?!" 
     -- Jon Stewart, kidding


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Crude politics spewing HOTHOT
Arrow David Obey Surrenders HOTHOT
Arrow Halliburton - once again
Arrow Arizona isn't the problem
Arrow Our gun-crazy congress  HOT
Arrow Bad answers to good questions  
Arrow The Gulf - fucked already 
Arrow Hilary Duff in 'Briefcase'   




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Kent State Quotes

"Those protesters are the worst type of people that we harbor in America.
  We are going to eradicate the problem. We are not going to treat the symptoms."
      -- Ohio Gov James Rhodes, who called out the Guard that murdered those kids,   Link

"We are going to eradicate the problem."
 Rethugs ALWAYS go with force, first.
 No time to think, no time to reconsider, no time to reflect, no time to weigh the consequences,
 just fire your guns or invade or do whatever it takes to make your penis seem bigger.

 Reading more about Kent State yesterday, the National Guard said they fired in self defense
 because the kids were throwing rocks and bottles at them.

 However witnesses said the kids were a football field away from the Guard.
 You know any college kids who can throw a bottle 300 feet?

"All these years later, I'm still angry about it."
      -- Gary Lownsdale, Kent State class of 1970,    Link

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Crude politics spewing from oil rig disaster 
 It's staggering. But all the whore media asks is if it's "Obama's Katrina"
 by Gene Lyons


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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

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Marty always has good stuff.

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"I got to tell you, Wendell, I'm not entirely sure that a factual answer that I might give you 
  is going to change the notion that your network put out the former FEMA director to make 
  an accusation that the oil well had been purposely set off in order to change an offshore drilling decision." 
       -- Robert Gibbs, showing slight traces of a spine,    Link

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Dem David Obey Surrenders to Douche baggers 
 Get the hell out of our party, you mousey little quitter



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Halliburton - once again
They'll make a tidy profit in the Gulf


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by Bill Day - "Cartoon Winner" in the 2010 
Robert F Kennedy Journalism Awards 

Arizona isn't the problem
 Racism is racism is racism


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Subject: more lies from the crazy right??


This email is being sent out to many teachers here in "red" Lee County Florida. 
It seems to be something written by the folks at the Drudge Report, or by a Tea Party group. 
I would like to know if any of the statements made are valid. 

Can you or your readers help out the few progressive teachers here 
win the water cooler war concerning this email?

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"The term "tea-bagger" is like uttering the "n" word, some say.  Horseshit    Obama uses 
 'tea-bagger' even though it's considered a cheap and tawdry insult by "tea party" activists."  
       -- Jenniefr Harper,    Link

 Good for him - he went up a notch in my book for using it.

 You crazy bastards labeled yourselves 'teabaggers' before you knew what it meant.
 That's not our fault and if you don't like it, go fuck yourself.  We don't care what you like.

 And if you don't like 'teabaggers,' how do you like 'douchebaggers?'

"This remark is the equivalent of using the 'n' word. It shows contempt for middle America, 
  expressed knowingly, contemptuously, on purpose, and with a smirk. It is indefensible to use this word. 
  The president knows what it means, and his people know what it means. The public thought we reached 
  a new low of incivility during the Clinton administration. Well, Obama has just outdone them." 
       -- Grover Norquist,    Link

 Hey Grover, you're free to go fuck yourself, too.  If you want, you can all line up in a single row 
  and I'll tell each and every one of you sons of bitches to go fuck yourself.

 And if you don't like 'teabaggers,' how do you like 'douchebaggers?'


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Our gun-crazy congress
 You can't fly, but you can buy dynamite? 


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Drug Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.

Careful what you ask for Quotes

"A new poll finds teabaggers appeal almost exclusively to Republican, 
  bolstering the view that the tea party divides the GOP even as it has energized its base." 
       -- Political Wire,    Link

"More than half of the Utah delegates support the tea party movement. 
  That's the main reason Sen. Robert Bennett (R-UT) is in danger of losing the Republican nomination for Senate."
       -- Political Wire,    Link

 The GOP has managed to split their voters.
 Years ago my buddy Braintree owned the biggest live rock club in Tulsa.
  It was doing so good, he opened a second club on the other side of town.

 The result?
 Half his crowd went to the new place, doubling his expenses.

 The Teabaggers remind me of that.

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Go see my good friend David's art May 7th-May 29th.

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Subject: The Wall? One of the best?

I really like Pink Floyd 1971 Ė 1977. All top quality by any measure. 
But The Wall one of the best? No way man. 
Donít you mean one of the most tedious? A double album to boot. 
You wonder if itís ever going to end.
I must admit there was an upside to the fact that it sold a zillion copies and they made a movie out of it. 
I was playing in a top 40 band when it came out and we were finally able to add a Pink Floyd song to our catalog. 
Their previous hit ďMoneyĒ didnít really cut it, seeing how it is in 7/4, which makes it confusing for dancing.
Iíll skip The Wall tour. Too much tedium at too high a price. 
 Steve in New York, NY

Steve, The Wall is Floyd's hardest rock so I like it the most..
David Gilmore never sounded better.  
Wish he was here for the tour.

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Bad answers to good questions 


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This could've been a windmill, but noooooooooooooo.
Windmills can't make $10M a day for Exxon-Mobile


"In light of what happened -- and as inexcusable as it was for that horrific guy to peep on her in her hotel room,
  if I'm him, I'm like, 'Man! I just could've waited 12 weeks and seen this -- a little bit less -- without the prison time!'"
      -- The View's Elizabeth Hasselbitch, slamming Erin Andrews for her dancing costume on DWTS,   Link

 Comments were running more than five-to-one against Hasselbitch.

 Slut apologizes for black-hearted coments.

 It's always the "Christians" who deserve to go to Hell.

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Subject: Queer Quotes 

Somebody should tell Rethugs Kirkland and Smith to clean up their own organization, the GOP, first. 
Then they can worry about gay and Lesbian service members.
 Mike C. 

Mike, good point.
If I had a dime for every time a Rethug was caught with 
a man in his mouth I'd have a t least a dollar or two. 

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See who they raped lately.

Why are we still hooked on oil?

Exxon-Mobil made $35 Billion dollars
in tax free profits last year, that's why..

Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.

Weird Picture of the Day


 I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.

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"Living in Arizona, Iím disappointed that we came up with the law...Iím very disappointed in John McCain. 
  He used to be somebody I really admired and respected...Most of those immigrants here are busting their hump, 
  doing a great job, and to go after them every couple years to get re-elected, thatís disrespectful and disgusting."
       -- Charles Barkley, who's free to say whatever he wants - and does,    Link

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Subject: America's fallen leaders video

Bart, Check out our YouTube
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David, thanks for that. 

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The Gulf - fucked already 
 The food chain is hurt - bad


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This is funnier if you're old enough to know who Carmen Miranda is.


"If youíve joined an enemy of the United States, 
  I think you should sacrifice your rights of citizenship."  t
       -- Kissyface, looking for ways around that darned Constitution,    Link

"Why stop with accused terrorists? Accused pedophiles and rapists are pretty awful people, too. 
  And people who are accused of mistreating animals. And the people who cut me off in traffic. 
  College kids who jaywalk while wearing earphones (at least the ones Darwin doesnít get). 
  And old people who wait to start filling out their check at Kroger's until they have the total.
  If the media does not get over itself and become acquainted with the Constitution, weíre probably 
  looking at GOP star chambers deciding who gets to keep their citizenship in 10-15 years."
       -- John Cole,    Link

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Subject: Our country needs this offshore oil?  

Do the oil companies put oil produced in the U.S. on the American market or sell our oil overseas? 
From what I've heard they find a better price for it elsewhere.

I believe the oil from the Trans-Alaska Pipeline goes to Japan.

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"After the Challenger blew up, we didn't say, No more space race." 
       -- Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu, wanting MORE oil disasters on her coastline,    Link

 A year from now, people might be saying, "Louisiana used to have the greatest food in America."
 That should make Landrieu happy.

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Subject: Idol talk

Hey Bart,
Yesterday you wrote: "But enjoy Idol while you can because the 2011 Ellen Degeneres Idol is going to super-suck."
I wondered what you meant by that. Do you know something I don't? 

I heard that they are looking for a replacement for Simon - of course that will suck... 
Never thought I'd say this, but I miss Paula. Why do you think Ellen is taking over the show?
That being said, I think Idol needs to make up it's mind. Do they want 'average' talent, 
or those with a semi professional background (like Adam Lambert). 
After Adam, they all pale for me...
 SP :)

When they hired Ellen, she demanded and they gave her veto power over Simon's replacement.
So Simon's replacement will be an Ellen stooge, kissing her ass, etc.

They turned America's biggest TV show over to an unfunny comic and I wish someone would explain why..

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Why would al Qaeda in Pakistan take "credit" for the bungled operation?
They taught this moron how to make a bomb?

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BREAKING: Large Air Spill At Wind Farm. No Threats Reported


Drill, Baby, Drill Quotes

"That was not a Senate Republican phrase. I think there was a candidate that used that."
     -- Sen. Kyl, denying the GOP endorsed that slogan     

"I donít know about the slogan. That was three years ago and we had a lot of opposition to it anyway." 
     -- Sen.Pat Roberts, lying whore,  

"The chant is 'drill, baby, drill'."
     -- Palin in the VP debate with Biden,  

"Youíre right, pal. Drill, baby, drill. Drill offshore and drill now."
     -- Geezer McCain, October 27, 2008 on CNN,  

"Letís reduce our dependency on foreign sources of oil. In other words: Drill, baby, drill!"
     -- Michae; Tom Steele,  at 2008's NaziCon  

"Drill, baby, drill" is now, "Hush, baby, hush."
     -- Mike Soraghan

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My Cinco de Mayo

I whined about having nothing planned for Tequila's Fourth of July..
It turmed out to be the best damn Cinco de Mayo  ever!

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John, not sure I understand but thanks for that.

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This would've been funnier without the last panel.
Isn't that what the poor mean to the GOP?

Hilary Duff in 'Briefcase' 


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