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 Tuesday,  August 10, 2010     Vol 2563 - Morroccan Fixer

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Quote of the Day

"How does anyone need 30 rooms
  for a mother-daughter trip?"

    -- Racist Ralph Alter. saying Michelle Obama
       shouldn't have Secret Service protection
       even tho death threats by Republicans
       against the Obama's are up 400%,

   Hey, Racist Ralph, she's not "anyone,"
  she the First Lady of the United States.

   I swear, they want Obama dead.
  They want Michelle dead.
  They want all "darkies" dead.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow GOP going after Obama
Arrow Drug-crazed Rand Paul
Arrow Picking wild blue berries
Arrow Fixing the Economy Quotes
Arrow Vote for Levi Johnston
Arrow counterpunch  again
Arrow 90210's Jennie Garth

"Pampered on our tax dollars with a staff whose salaries exceed $1.6 million annually,
  Michelle Obama has not been unwilling to take maximum advantage of the perks of
  an unlimited expense account as first lady. It's clear that Barack and Michelle are living
  very large at the taxpayer's expense without so much as a second thought. If either of them
  would settle down and actually do something productive for our nation they might have
  less time to spend blowing our money." 

          --  Ralph Alter, lying racist whore,    Link
 Whenever an attack starts like that, "Fuck you, liar" is the proper response.

 Now let's look at the facts:
 1. Michelle's staff's salary is ONLY an issue if it greatly exceeds Pickles's staff.
     I got money that says Michelle spends less than Pickles, so fuck you Ralph.
 2. Michelle is "not unwilling" to accept the perks offered her?
     Why should she be?  Because she's Black?   Fuck you, Ralph, you racist prick.
 3. The Obama's are "living large at taxpayer's expense?"  Compared to whom?
     Is Obama setting records for vacation days the way Der Monkey Fuhrer did?
     Fuck you, Ralph, you racist prick.
 4. "Blowing our money?" Bush spent more of our money than every president
     from Washington thru Clinton - combined.  And he killed 5,000 soldiers doing it,
     so fuck you Ralph, you racist, lying prick. 
 5. Too bad Democrats never learned to list the facts.  When you do that,
     even low-IQ Okies can win arguments without trying.

GOP going after Obama
They're going to impeach him...



Subject: Computer Repair Stuff
Bart, I am planning on using your repair service in the next couple of weeks.
Have you seen this news report about Dell Tech guys remotely 'repairing"
customer's computers and stealing their CC info, nude pix, etc.?
Did Dell tech support display woman's naked pics?;posts
This story is the main reason that I've decided to use a trusted tech guy like yours.
Keep swingin' that hammer,

Slipperguy, thanks.
When my tech guy logs into your computer, you can watch him work.

He wants to get in, fix the problem and get out.

...and he won't be stealing anything from your computer.

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"Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal  was forced to retire because of remarks he made to a
  Rolling Stone reporter. Having read the article that led to his departure, I feel strangely
  validated. "The Runaway General" described by journalist Michael Hastings is exactly
  the arrogant individual I believed him to be."

          --  Mary Tillman, Pat's mother,    Link

Marty's has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!


"If I'm an independent and I look at Texas Gov. Rick Perry saying Texas is going to secede
  from the union, and now I hear the Republican Party saying repeal the 14th Amendment
   - which has done so much good for the country - I worry that these guys are cuckoo.
   There are a lot of people who are nuts in there." 

          --  PA Gov Ed Rendell, always good for a quote,   Link

 If only the Democrats could learn how to frame an issue.
 Too bad we don't have a Time Machine.
 The Dems could go back to 1962 and ask eight-year Old Bartcop how to win.

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Subject: CNN

Dear Bartcop, I agree CNN needs to appeal to the left, but i would love to see Blitzer's
personal U-boat torpedoed and sunk! Along with several other members of the on-air staff.

Would also be nice to see them get serious about news, but what a laugh.
That just isn't part of broadcast news anymore.

Sincerely Yours

The self-important whores at CNN, FOX etc should at least
be as faithful to the honest news as Jon Stewart is.

Jon doesn't have to slant the facts to make his point.



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choices on every furniture piece.

Eric has been advertising with for nine years


Drug-crazed Rand Paul, Kidnapper


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Subject: Apologizing

The Constitution prohibits banning the building of a mosque near where the World Trade Center was
because all religions have to be treated equally, as they should be. So I say ban all religious places of
worship equally around where the twin towers were leveled by religious terrorists.

If we banned all religions equally, it would then be constitutional. 

Marc Perkel
My blog:
Founder of the Church of Reality
Reality changed my life. It can change your life too.

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Fixing the Economy Quotes

Obama isn't doing enough to get us out of this economic crisis.

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Ted Stevens killed in AK plane crash
Family friend confirms death of Sen No!

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"Material girl Michelle Obama is a modern-day Marie Antoinette on a glitzy Spanish vacation."

   -- Andrea Tantaros, racist slut    Link

 GOP translation:
 Nigger bitch got her a welfare Cadillac, just like Reagan predicted.

 How dare she act like a White First Lady?
 Doesn't Michelle know her proper place?

 I want my America back - where the First lady was White!

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Subject: Make your pet famous!

Bart, you are a riot, keep up the good work. 
Here is my kitty, Charity, spreading it for the masses. 

Dr. Laura, eat yer heart out.    ha ha



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"I'm living with those people in such close quarters. It was so cold  at night we had
to spoon!
"Some of the most miserable nights of my life have been here."
       --  former Cowboy's coach Jimmy Johnson, Survivor's oldest player at 67     Link

 Years ago, when he coached the Cowboys, we had so much fun mocking Jimmy Johnson.
 He wouldn't like where some ref placed the football and he'd run over, screaming at the
 top of his lungs, his perfectly coiffed hair would bounce like a prom queen's breasts.

 Jimmy would stomp his feet and wave his arms, all the while I'm dying from laughter.
 But I'll have more respect after watching him eat rats and shiver thru those cold nights.

 You football types who think Survivor is for wimps - watch your man Jimmy this Fall.

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Another new Bart-business
I'm attempting to become an affiliate for...


Subject: Subscriber imput
Hey, Bart--

I like what you do. 
Do it the way you need to do it when you need to do it.

It's a rare day that I can't look at a repeat page and find something
 I didn't take time for the last time I was there.  You do great things,
and you help more people keep their sanity than about anyone or anything else! :-) 

Wish I could pay more than I do, but, well, you know. 
My birthday's coming up, though, and we have a beagle
named Sparky who may get his pic posted to celebrate. 

Last year was ACLU's turn, this year it's Bart's turn!

A. Redford
Wellington, KS
Huge fan
Longtime reader
Subscriber since you began the radio

I said at the end of BCR 163 that I have the most loyal subscribers!
Yes, I've lost a bunch of subscribers because times are damn tough out there
but so many have hung with me when I know it'd be easier to let go.

Thank you.

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Why is the top ranked golfer at the bottom?

So, when you list the facts,
Eldrick is either 119th or 166th
but since he's "Eldrick,"
the crooked PGA ranks him #1

Pro golf = pro-wrestling

Picking wild blue berries at Nome Creek
Traveling Alaska with Astrocat



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Subject: Volcano
A Volcano! Go Bart!

What'd I tell ya?

I never go to my Compassion Centre without asking to use the Volcano.
If I could afford one, I'd never smoke.

You got it -- flame is so 20th Century.
I'm very happy for you, my friend.

I was unprepared for how different it would be.
It's a whole new (and better) ball game - after 37 years - that's weird.

In a way, it's already paid for itself.

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...because she went on vacation
with reporters and Secret Service?

When Pickles was First Lady, Democrats, as always,
lined up around the block to praise her and tell us
how sweet and wonderful a saint she was...

I knew that was a mistake and I said so.
Praising Pickles made Bush appear human.

But unlike the Dems, the GOP fights 100%, 24/7.
By the time the GOP gets their boxing gloves on each day,
the Democrats have already surrendered a dozen times.

If you feel that drugs or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.

"Those of us who supported Prop 8 and worked for its passage did so for one reason:
  We truly believe that Marriage was instituted by God for the specific purpose of
  carrying out God’s plan for the world and human society. Period." 

          --  Cardinal Roger M. Mahony, Senior Child Rape Coordinator, LA Division,    Link

counterpunch  again

What's the scoop on these guys?
I'd like to read a dozen opinions or so.

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"Obama sold the Gulf to BP?"

Is counterpunch a comedy site?


Isn't that the site that recently suggested the Clintons stole their fortune?
Are they like

Or is this the crazy wing of the Left?

I'd like to read a dozen opinions or so.

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Just went to Wikipedia

Counterpunch is noted for its critical coverage of both (parties)
and its extensive reporting of    ... and the Israeli-Arab conflict.

Oh, so they're that kind of crazy.

Bush, the Clintons and Obama are "Zionist puppets?"  ...that kind of thing?

That's their idea of being "critical of both parties?"

And why did the Jews order Obama to sell the Gulf to BP?

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"As a mother and a grandmother, I worry. I learned that in 20 years, with the birth rate,
  we will be overtaken by Islam, and their goal is to get people to see that Shariah is implemented.
  My children and grandchildren will have to live under that."

          --  hopelessly insane Teabagger Diana Serafin,    Link

Subject: the economy 

RE: Der Boner,

BTW it's pronounced Boner. Remember elementary English?
When two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking. But I digress.

Yes, let's extend the Bush tax cuts for the rich, it worked so well the last 8 years.
And it will create so many jobs. If someone makes say $300,000, per year
and their tax goes up 3% that's $9,000. So if we keep those cuts the rich
can afford to hire us for $9,000. per year. Yeah, I like that idea.
 Jon in Ohio

Republicans seem determined to destroy the middle class.
But it's the middle class that pays most of America's taxes.

We need a Democrat in the White House!

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Weird Picture of the Day


 You have never seen anything like this.

Subject: two goats?
Bart, you wrote:

> This appears to be a lion, two goats and a bear - pulling a poor family's cart.

Bart, you're mad! That's two sheep!!!


At first I wrote sheep, but no way a bear and a lion are going to team up with sheep
so I switched to goats because - well, that doesn't make any damn sense, either.

Everyone who wrote commented on the sheep. 
Nobody expressed surprise that a lion and bear had been harnessed as beasts of burden.


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Mike Malloy


Would you vote for Levi Johnston?
Qualifications?  He's seen Sarah naked


Subject: Catholics: Shooting Obama is fun
I saw the name "LYNCH AMUSEMENT" on that story and got yanked in hook, line, and sinker.
I did a double-take and thought, "WAIT A MINUTE! THE NAME OF THE COMPANY IS
I just HAD to make the extra effort to check the link. Yup. Ole Bart WAS shitting me alright.
BWAH! HA! HAAAA! That was damn funny, Bart. You got me to go from incredulous
to having beer shoot out of my nose in a matter of seconds.
Hammer on, brother!
Gino in MN 

Gino, you did exactly what you're supposed to do.

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Watch this building implode

How could they be so sure
it would fall straight down?

Subject: Make your pet famous!


The one on the windowsill is Geeta.

In Maine, a calico cat is also called a money cat, and "geetas" was slang for dollars.
Geeta could jump into a shoebox from across the room.

The white one is my Portia.

She only lived two years due to a heart murmur.
She was a sweetheart the whole time, though we did have to secure the Christmas tree
to the wall with twine because the two of them would nearly pull it down.

Sad they're both gone.

And finally,

Sissy helping with wardrobe advice.
  Fest-goer Boston Jane

Do you know the story about the white patch on her chest?
Tons of black cats have that - a wives tale says that's where
the Devil held them when he dipped them in the black ink???  

Who knows that story?


I'm going to say it again:
David Stockman (Reagan's trickle-down guy)
said 25 years ago that trickle-down was a SHAM
and STILL the Dems can't find a way
to make them PAY for that lie.

If *I* ran the DNC,
the GOP would have a 30-year mortgage
trying to pay down for that mega-lie.

Del Castillo back in the U.S.A.

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When you see them, tell either guitar player "Bart says Hey!"

Subject: Eldrick's Tee Times
Bart, if you read the Tulsa World online, you will notice that I usually post
a congratulation to Eldrick for being able to secure an early tee time on Sunday.
 Gerry S


Yeah, they say Eldrick was done two hours before broadcast time.

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How are we losing this argument to "lower deficit" hawks?

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Subject: last issue's mystery's city
Bart, that would be the port of Nice, or Lympia port, in Nice, France.
The white dome structure cut into the rock behind the trees in the middle of the
photo is the “Monument aux Morts,” one of many monuments to the French war.

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Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, this is Jose Clemente Orozco a Mexican muralist from the early 1900s.
I recognized him from another photo  by Edward Weston.

A face that is hard to forget,

Breeze1cat, you have built a bullet-proof case.

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"Ted Stevens put Alaska on the map!"
    -- some breathless whore reporter on CNN,

 Yes, it's sad if he'd dead, but why are you lying?

 Thomas Jefferson put Alaska on the map in 1803, Dumbass.

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