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 Tuesday, Oct 12,  2010     Vol 2595 - Tea zombies

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Quote of the Day

"I think every speech should
  begin with a shot of tequila."
   -- Carly Fiorina, slumming with Brown people,   Link   



In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Obama Ratchets Up Tone
Arrow The Irony of the Teabaggers 
Arrow No demand for "Weak and stupid"
Arrow Hey, Small Spender
Arrow White Men With Guns
Arrow Thank God for Fred Phelps
Arrow Josie Maran Cosmetics


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"Who would have guessed that such a great speech-maker would be such a dud when it comes to
  the basics of developing two simple, memorable messages (a positive one for what he’s doing,
  a negative one for what the other side is doing) and repeating it endlessly?"
       --  Paul Krugman, wondering how Obama lost his mojo,      Link         Thanks to Brad


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Subject: Just heard BCR Show 163

Bart, I enjoyed BCR Show 163.  People calling CNN liberal is bullshit. 
I'm so tired of it.   The Democrats need  their own station to counter the fox news lies. 

But knowing our Democrats, their primary goal would be "to be fair."
Democrats have no idea how to fight back against evil.

and I agree with you. Without porn. the internet wouldn't of got off the ground.
It was made for trading pictures!

Keep up the Great work! and I'll send you 10 when I get the next paycheck  

If it wasn't for pictures of pretty girls
men in the mid-nineties would have no use for a computer.



"We have a practical progressive common-sense moderate who has actually done things
  and actually has a plan, running against a man
(Rand Paul) with radical ideas and no record
  to back it up. (Republicans) left the incoming administration with a $1.2 trillion annual deficit
  and they're talking about balancing the budget?  Give me a break here."

    --  Bill Clinton, trying to get Jack Conway (D-Sane) elected in KY,   

"I'm not sure I would trust a guy who had had sexual relations with an intern."
    --  Rand Paul, pissed at the Big Dog for campaigning for his opponent,  

 Notice how carefully Rand phrased that?  He had to find a way to
 indict Clinton while giving a pass to Vitter, Gingrich, the vulgar Pugboy, etc.

 Cheating on your wife is OK, but NOT with an intern because
 that's what Clinton did so THAT crime is unforgiveable for all time.

 It also reminded me of something Laura the spread-legged tramp said in 1998 (back issues)

"What good is a roaring economy if the President is having sex?"

 Gee, I'll bet America would love to go back to 1998's economy - when we all had jobs,
 when we had homes, when we had savings and equity in our mortgage - if only we could.

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The Irony of the Teabaggers
Those bitching loudest caused the problem

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No demand for "Weak and stupid" Bush
So how does his party mop up in 3 weeks?


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Subject:  Jobs


If the un-employment rate is say 10%..doesn’t that mean that 90% of those who want a job are employed?

The focus on jobs is pushed by the rabid Right because; its something that gov’t has little influence over
unless there’s massive investments in infrastructure and because it’s a lagging indicator of economic activity.

90% have a job (and wish to keep it) and creating jobs for the 10% is really not a priority.

So, if the rabid right was serious about jobs (they’re not) they would
support more investments in the national infrastructure.

Just a thought.
 Jack in Jacksonville, Alabamastan

It's funny how that works.
With unemployment at 10%, you'd think I'd only lose 10% of my subscribers.

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I need help

September income was as lousy as August, so I need to get back into the t-shirt business.

I have an idea for a shirt, but I need help with the art.
Who knows how to do art for a printer to put on a shirt?

I could pay the winner $25 for a complete graphic.

It would be close to this:

But I want to change the words to "We screwed you all"
and I want to add images of Boner and the Bitch, too.

So all we need is a clear picture of Boehner, McConnell
with Bush in the middle and the changed (lower case) wording.

PLEASE send your printer-ready art, winner gets

...and, if this works, would you non-artists consider buying a shirt?

I can help with that, Bart

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"This is the Tea Party in a nutshell: a movement of angry reactionaries marked by zealous
  intolerance of anyone who doesn't fit their demographic profile of a real American, combined
  with a sociopathic desire to enforce the proper punishment on anyone who doesn't live up
  to their old-time Judeo-Christian values of crime and punishment."

        -- Dante Atkins,  

Subject:  saving the BEES

Hi, Bart,

One of the bee researchers gave a talk to City Club Missoula last year and told us they were on
the trail of this discovery about honey bee Colony Collapse Disorder. He called his bees, the workers
who are all female, his “girls.” It was clear he loves bees and has endless fascination for them.

More significantly, he told us they had trained bees to find land mines!  Bees have an incredible
knack for finding the sweet stuff so the researchers put pans of sugar water near mines.  The bees
associated the smell of mines with finding sugar water and it turns out they were more accurate than
dogs trained to do the same thing.  The trouble with using dogs is they run out in the mine field and
find the mines but they often sit down when they find a mine and get blown up.  Bees just hover. 
Using a sideways looking LIDAR (think of it as radar using light) tuned to the frequency of flapping
bee wings, a technician can locate the bees and put the location on a GPS map.

Bingo, mines found, lives and limbs saved.
The research team recognized the problem of hundreds of thousands of people—especially children
—living in former war zones where mine fields remain. (Remember the lovely Princess Diana?

This was her cause.).  Anyway, the researchers thought, here is a safe, economical way to rid the
world of a scourge that had caused unbelievable suffering.  They were prepared to go to Europe
to demonstrate their technique to a UN committee that has to sanction such techniques before
they get endorsed.  They were practically on the plane when they got a call from Secretary
Donald Rumsfeld of the DoD who told them they could not leave the country and share their
 technique.  Rumsfeld thought it was worth it to have a couple of kids blown up every day
rather than lose the US ability to use mines itself. 

That’s what he told us.  Check it out. 
  Geoff from Montana

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“Mike Palecek reminds me of Socrates the gadfly who asked unwelcome questions,
Diogenes with his lantern looking in vain for an honest man,
Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent family to share their meal,
Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds me of many
Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest
of their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are
brought by storks and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly
because no leader, preacher, guru, or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock
is ticking close to twelve.”
— David Ray, American poet, author of “The Endless Search”
and “The Death of Sardanapalus and Other Poems of the Iraq Wars”

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"Democrats are the party of food stamps. Obama's idea of spreading
  the wealth around was spreading more food stamps around." 

-- Newt, pretending Obama crashed the economy after he was left a surplus,    Link

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Subject: Chief Sitting Bull

Hey Bart,
I just ran across this in Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72,
so the hat tip goes to Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, may his sweet soul rest in peace.
"Hear me, people. We have now to deal with another race - small and feeble when
our fathers first met them, but now great and overbearing.  Strangely enough they
have a mind to till the soil and the love of possession is a disease with them.
These people have made many rules that the rich may break but the poor may not.
They take their tithes from the poor and weak to support the rich and those who rule."
       -  Chief Sitting Bull at the Powder River Conference in 1877
I'd vote for this man in an instant.
After all, he just lists the facts...
  Bob in Prague

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Subject: purchasing thru

ALoha Bart,

I have made the decision to purchase whatever I can through your Amazon link.
I need the stuff anyway so why not give you some vig?

Look for more camera related purchases from your good friend Joe.
BTW, your little thank you notes were a stroke of genius.

Hope K-Drag is treating you well.
Best to Mrs. Bart.
Joe D'Alessandro Photography Inc., Maui

Joe, thanks for that.

Did you know Amazon also sells groceries?

I buy my Green Tea from them because they sell it in mega-bulk
and as a busy man with shit to do, I can't waste half the morning
opening up sixteen individually wrapped tea bags.

I guess that makes me a Green Teabagger.

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Subject: Re: JOBS, JOBS, JOBS... my theory

Yo, Bart...  A great rant! But, with one teeny-tiny error...
When you say that "Nobody cares about Education yada yada" I believe that is incorrect.
The Far-Left Intellectual Pie-in-the-Sky Elitists care about that stuff and Obama appears to be
afraid of alienating them.They have their Master's Degrees and PhD's and good jobs and tenured
positions, so while they mouth all the right words and phrases concerning the plight of the unemployed
unwashed masses, that plight is way down on their agenda list cuz they're not hurtin'.

They want that 'Pony', right now! Unfortunately, that 'Pony' doesn't put food on the table or pay
the bills when its most needed for most folks, like, today! That would explain why Obama isn't
"...  focused like a laser beam on nothing but JOBS, JOBS, JOBS..."

He's in thrall to those Progressive Pooh-Bahs  and their 'Quest for the Pony'...
Meanwhile, the GOP is gonna eat the Dems' lunch come November 2nd cuz the voters
are scared witless and desperate people do desperate (and often stupid) things...
Just a theory of mine. Whadda ya think?

Obama does better with educated voters, but that's a tiny minority.

If someone has been our of work a year or two, they care ONLY about a job.

I wish someone would tell the president what America needs right now.


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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, last issue's mystery city is UNSOLVED

I guess I'd better give out a clue - it's in Japan.

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery

Bart, about last issue's History Mystery...

Given the golden-looking lion design on the chair, I think that's
a photo from the set of Liz and Dick's movie Antony and Cleopatra.
 Jane in Boston

That makes sense - thanks.

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