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Thursday-Friday   June 30-21,  2011     Vol 2715 - Season of the Bitch


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Santorum: Herpes, Porn and Drugs
Arrow Batshit's History of Slavery
Bank Of America Swindlers
Arrow Alaska poll: Obama beats Palin
Arrow Defending TM's Free Speech
Arrow Cantor's bet against America II
Arrow Spend the day - Carrie Underwood



"What would make a celebrity, like you saw on screen,
(Matt Damon, Madonna, Bill Maher, David Letterman and Howard Stern)
  so hate someone that they'd ...seek the death of their children?"
     --  Sarah Palin (R-Victim) on why Matt Damon, Madonna, Bill Maher,
          David Letterman and Howard Stern want her children murdered,     Link

  Damn, looks like she's not running for president...

  BTW, does anyone remember those celebrities wishing death on Palin's kids?

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Santorum: Herpes, Porn and Drugs
  How low can frothy Man-on-Dog sex go?


T. entered The Pines Residential Treatment Center, located in Portsmouth, Va., needing help for his
emotional disorders, gender identity issues and violent outbursts. This month, after a year and a half there, t
he eighth-grader left the facility with herpes.

Heather Pinon, T.'s sister, believes he got the sexually transmitted disease after having sex with other boys
in his restricted unit. There might be at least one other culprit. Both Pinon and the boy's adoptive mother,
Lorraine Honeycutt, believe that he also carried on a sexual relationship with a Pines employee.
Pinon says she knows of letters that hint at such an affair.

The board of the center's parent company, Universal Health Services, which bought The Pines
in November, included frothy Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Man-on-Dog sex).

The only thing missing is a lifeless fetus for the kids to play with.


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"We've got to get this done. Lawmakers need to be here.
  I've been here.  You stay here. Let's get it done."
   --  Obama, cancelling vacations for congress until they do their work,

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Batshit's History of Slavery
Who knew they were freed in the 1700's?
We fought the Civil war over a settled issue?


During an appearance on "Good Morning America" on Tuesday, Batshit Bachmann was given an opportunity
to set the record straight with regard to comments she made earlier this year lauding the nation's Founding Fathers
for working "tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.”

ABC's Judas Maximus asked the Guano Gal to clarify, noting that Jefferson and Washington had slaves.
Here's Guano Girl's reply:

Judas: But that’s not what you said. You said that "the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery."

Guano Gal: Well if you look at one of our Founding Fathers, John Quincy Adams, that’s absolutely true.
He was a very young boy when he was with his father serving essentially as his father’s secretary.
He tirelessly worked throughout his life to make sure that we did in fact one day eradicate slavery...

Judas: He wasn’t one of the Founding Fathers – he was a president, he was a Secretary of State,
he was a member of Congress, you’re right he did work to end slavery decades later. But so you are
standing by this comment that the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery?

Guano Gal: Well, John Quincy Adams most certainly was a part of the Revolutionary War era.
He was a young boy but he was actively involved."

Don't you love it?

Batshit and the Publicity Whore are twins - they get everything wrong and then they
stand by it - no matter how high the mountain of evidence is that's calling them liars.

What are we going to do if Batshit wins the GOP nomination
and then Obama refuses to come to work during the campaign?

Obama tends to go fishing when his country needs him most.


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Subject: Beirut Halloween

Hi Bart
A friend just gave me this photo taken of me.

It was Halloween just before Obama got elected.
I was dressed as a "Disaffected American Voter"

My students didn't get the joke, but their parents did, and they loved the shirt!
I still do!!

Moving back to America tonight!
I was away for a decade... left just before 9/11
and return just after we got Bin Laden.

Robert, welcome back.

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Bank Of America Settles With Investors


Bank of America said today that it will pay $8.5B to settle a lawsuit stemming from the collapse
of the mortgage market. Investors claim they were misled about the value of certain mortgage-backed
securities sold by Countrywide Financial, which was later bought by Bank of America.

This makes me fucking sick.

Countrywide and BoA screwed tens of thousands of people out of their homes.
They swindled millions of people overall - and now they have to pay a fine?

Bart's Law Number Two:
Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power)
in their pocket,
expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again.

Bank of America will continue raping unsuspecting people because there's profit in it.
The bastards swindled people out of $200B and then pay an $8B fine?

If nobody goes to prison, they're going to do it again and again and again.

Meanwhile, Obama's going after poker player and pot smokers.

This makes me fucking sick.

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Alaska poll: Obama beats Palin
They know her - they want someone else


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"Fox News, what pussies - instead of "psychoanalyzing" me, they could have
  invited me on - but they don't like their straw men to talk back."
   --  Bill Maher, in a tweet

What does this say about Jon Stewart that FOX News would have him on, but not Bill Maher?

Does Jon play too polite with the evil, lying sons of bitches?

Does FOX News invite Jon on because they know he'll "play nice?"

Why is FOX afraid of Maher, but not Stewart? 

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Subject: How to raise the national debt limit

President Obama is trying to figure out how to convince Republicans to raise the
national debt limit  to avoid America defaulting on its debt. I have a suggestion.

Obama could switch parties and become a Republican.

When Republicans are in the white house the national debt ceiling is not an issue.
It's all borrow and spend like there's no tomorrow. When Bush was president,
we went from a surplus to this massive debt. Under Bush Republicans voted 7 times
to raise the debt ceiling.

Cheney said then, "Reagan taught us that deficits don't matter."
So the way I see it if Obama becomes a Republican we won't have any problem
raising the national debt limit. Republicans only oppose debt when Democrats are in power.
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"Living well is the best revenge. Torture is a close second."
   --  Norm MacDonald, in a tweet

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This is what pops up EVERY TIME
I open Yahoo Whore Mail

THIS is what you'll get if you upgrade your Yahoo mail.
Is there any way I can prevent Yahoo's
friendly hookers from bothering me?

Yahoo, you didn't have enough money?
You had to go into business with hookers?

Subject: Michele Bachmann's Story of America


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"Michael Bay's "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" is a visually ugly film with an incoherent plot,
  wooden characters and inane dialog.   ...one of the more unpleasant experiences I've had at the movies."
   --  Roger Ebert,     Link

 I feel asleep during Transformers I, never saw II

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If they call him "a dick" on live TV,
why do you doubt they call him worse off-camera?

Subject: your defense of Tracy Morgan


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Maxim Magazine says Rosie Huntington Whitely
is the hottest woman in the whole world.

I don't think she's the hottest woman
in the Transformers movie franchise.

That title would go to Megan Fox.

So how much did the Transformers pay Maxim
to claim Rosie was the hottest woman in the world?

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Thanks to Greg for the photo.

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Cantor's bet against America exposed
Salon shines a light on the hates-America bastard


When Eric Cantor shut down debt ceiling negotiations last week, it did more than just rekindle fears
that the U.S. government might soon default on its debt obligations -- it also brought him closer to
reaping a small financial windfall from his investment in a mutual fund whose performance is directly
affected by debt ceiling brinkmanship.

Last year the Wall Street Journal reported that Cantor, the No. 2 bastard in the House, had between
$1,000 and $15,000 invested in ProShares Trust Ultrashort 20+ Year Treasury EFT. The fund aggressively
"shorts" long-term U.S. Treasury bonds, meaning that it performs well when U.S. debt is undesirable.
(A short is when the trader hopes to profit from the decline in the value of an asset.)

Of course, the sickly Democrats would never mention this - wouldn't be polite.

Cheers to salon for doing their job.

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Subject: your defense of Tracy Morgan


I am defending a comedian's right to free specch.
Are we going to make a list of things comedians can't mention?

Who will be in charge of the Not Free Speech list? 
Jim Inhofe?  Dr. Laura?  Slappy Thomas?

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Who's that Celebrity?  


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Subject: Palin books

Dear Bart:

The manufactured Palin sensation must be over. 
Her books have made the racks at the local Dollar Tree. 
I still wouldn't pay a buck to have any of her ghost written junk.

Best regards to you and to yours,
 Joe in Ft Worth

Rethugs books are always bombs.
If Rethugs could read books, they'd be Democrats.

But Rethugs stick together, so when anyone writes a book, rich Rethugs and
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GOP doubles down on Crazy
  by Gene Lyons


"Have you ever sensed that talk radio hosts are reading from a script written by somebody else?
Well, you're right. According to Politico, such fearless, independent thinkers as Hannity and Limbaugh
are taking millions in "sponsorship fees." to promote the policy ideas of the Heritage Foundation
without necessarily letting listeners in on the secret.

They are weaving praise for Heritage Foundation pronouncements seamlessly into their programs
without letting on that they're being paid a small fortune to do so: $2 million a year in Limbaugh's
case; $1.3 million in Hannity's.

So, the Heritage Prosititute is producing show prep for America's talk radio Nazis?
And paying them millions of dollars for accepting that show prep?

Why can't Lefties get a gig like that?
Why don't we have any think tanks?

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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, last issue's mystery city is Singapore and that incredible building is the Marina Bay Sands Hotel.
Harker Wade

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There's gotta be a great story behind this... pirates, perhaps?

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Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, shown in the photo are left to right: Jacques Cernes, Marilyn Monroe, and Mel Torme.
Standing are Sammy Davis, Jr., and Milton Greene, Marilyn's escort.

This is the first public appearance for Sammy Davis Jr., since the loss of his eye
in an auto accident in December 1954, Los Angeles.
  Bob in Des Moines

Bob, you did good.

What is Issue 2713's History Mystery?

Bart, that's
Mack Sennett - Canadian born director and "father" to slapstick comedy in film.
Known as "the King of Comedy". Won Academy Award in 1932, and started Keystone Studios.
  Bob the Vietnam War Deserter


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Subject: donations

Can we talk?

I've been trying to stay alive on the Internets during Bush's Great Depression.
We both know how bad things are - and there's still no light at the end of the tunnel.

It's very sad to get a $5 donation with a note that says, "This is all I can contribute."
Sometimes people will send a dollar, but PayPal takes 45 cents of that.

In mid-May, I had an idea about how to recapture lost revenues.
For a decade and a half, I've been working 8-12 hours a day to get one  c l i c k  for my sponsors.
My IQ of 64 finally figured out that more pages would mean more revenue, so the Mystery Pages were born.

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Of all the things I do badly, WAITING is what I do the worst, but I had no choice but to
wait six weeks from mid-May, when the 'sub-pages' began, to end of June to see the results.

Well, the results came in and they were worse than dismal. 
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I thought my plan was foolproof, but only a fool would think that.

So, what went wrong, you ask?
According to the stats, four percent of my readers are visiting the sub-pages

Only one in 25 people visit the sub-pages?

I was shocked because some days I'd see 100 replies to a History Mystery or Mystery City
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