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Tuesday,  March 13,  2012    Vol 2841 - Grease gun

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow The Right's Smear Machine
Arrow Scalia rewrites history
The House that Pigboy Built
Arrow Pigboy needs a time out
Arrow Pigboy, Murdoch and Beck
Arrow Has Pigboy killed hate radio?
Arrow Super sexy Alina Vacariu


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"I am not exactly for the use of drugs...but I just believe
  that criminalizing costing us a fortune."
-- Pat f-ing Robertson, swear to Koresh     Link

  Check it out - Pat Robertson has a more sane pot position than our Democratic president.

  He's right - we're throwing hundreds of millions of dollars away - and we're ruining
   countless thousands of lives by jailing people who like to smoke a little weed  -  why?
  Are we so rich that we can throw money away?
  We have police departments chasing pot dealers while saying,
 "We don't have enough manpower to catch rapists and murderers!" 

"I'm a clown on drug policy."

  Barack, what made you go crazy and lose your mind on this subject?
  I thought you were going to let science make the laws, not crazy superstitions.

  You're so wrong, Pat Robertson is making you look bad.

  Second term, maybe?

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How the Right’s Smear Machine Started

 by Robert Parry

As president, Nixon also responded to the fury splintering American society with wedge issues,
appealing to the “silent majority” and denouncing anti-war protesters as “bums.” He rode that
divisive formula to a landslide victory in November 1972 but soon ensnared himself in the
Watergate political spying scandal that drove him from office in August 1974.
Out of all that anger emerged an American Right that believed, as an article of faith, that the
Democrats and the “liberal press” had turned Nixon’s run-of-the-mill indiscretions in Watergate
into a constitutional crisis to undo Nixon’s overwhelming electoral mandate of 1972.
So, over the next two decades – with Nixon in the background egging on Republican politicians
– the Right built an attack machine that was designed to defend against “another Watergate”
but also was available to destroy the “liberal” enemy.

I agree, but I would add something:
The Right decided, when Nixon fell, that they would canonize their next president as a saint.
It didn't metter who it was - the next president would become their sacred golden calf.

Reagan happened to be next in line (and he could read lines) so he became their God.
They HAD to get the focus off the felonious Nixon, so they made Reagan a saint.

Of course, the Left agreed that Reagan was a saint and here we are.
When Reagan died, Democrats lined up around the f-ing block to praise the failed president.

I'm not saying the Dems shouldve trashed Reagan the week of his funeral,
but shutting the hell up would've been a better, smarter path to take.

FOX, CNN, the GOP and the Democrats all agreed that Reagan was God's Gift to America.
They told lies for days and days and days, while never once mentioning Reagan's crimes.

They never once mentioned that Bush the Smarter had to pardon Reagan's cabinet
to keep them from going to prison, and tarnishing the glow on Saint Ronnie's halo.

Why can't Democrats think?

Why are they always super-eager to surrender?


"What #RushLimbaugh said was vile but I don't like fatwas!  Ur beating a dead pig..."
     -  Bill Maher, in a Tweet, "sticking up" for the Pigboy


Subject: carbomite

Yes, I get the Corbomite reference (Nice maneuver, BTW), but I fear it is the WRONG reference!

The company & web site is CARBONITE.COM not That takes you to some other guy’s web page.
Of course CARBONITE is a reference to the material in which Han Solo was encased in Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back:

Generally, here’s a great link to List of fictional elements, materials, isotopes and atomic particles;

 Stan in Durant

Stan, thanks for that. regrets the error.

...but you never said who Leon was.

Subject: carbomite

Hi Bart:

This is my first time writing to you although I've been reading your site since the time we lost
the great Paul Wellstone (when the volume count on  was still only three digits). 
Thanks for swinging the hammer so hard for so long.

I believe David Friend is CEO of Carbonite, not Carbomite - perhaps a reference to Han Solo.

When you talk about Leon, do you mean Ron Howard's little brother, Clint? 
He was the kid who played the child-like alien, Blalok, although Clint's voice was dubbed. 
A shot of tranya to you,
 John in New Jersey.

You are correct!

I remember this one episode of Andy Griffith, Barney was trying to catch a shoplifter
at a department store, so he dressed up as a mannequin and held very, very still.

Then Leon, Opie's friend (actually brother) shows up with a half-eaten PB & J
and he keeps offering Barney-on-stakeout a bite out of his used sandwich.

"Go away, Leon, I'm on stakeout - Go away..."

Leon just stayed their, arm outstretched.

Maybe you had to be there...

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Scalia rewrites history
Claims Gore v Bush was 7-2 decision


During a speech last night, Antonin (Three Fingers) Scalia offered a strange revision of the time
he joined with four of his conservative colleagues to make Der Monkey Fuhrer America's president:

Scalia took questions from the audience. One person asked about the Bush-Gore case,
where the Supreme Court had to determine the winner of the election.
"Get over it," Scalia barked like a dog, to laughter from the audience.
Scalia reminded the audience it was Gore who took the election to court, and the election was going
to be decided in a court anyway - either the Florida Supreme Court or the U.S. Supreme Court.
"It was a long time ago, people forget…It was a 7-2 decision. It wasn't even close," he lied.
Bush v. Gore was not a 7-2 decision

In a sane world, this would be proof that the bastards conspired to install Bush and now
they're doing their best to cover up the truth, and their willing accomplices like FOX News
and talk radio are all too happy to make sure the revised story is the one history remembers.

They get away with this because our Party of Surrender says we should "look forward."

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Pigboy not on the air Yesterday
In his place was a racist woman-hater with an English accent.

Did he suddenly need a vacation?

 ha ha

The vulgar Pigboy - got his ass kicked (and his career handed to him) by a girl.

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The House that Pigboy Built

by Ken Carman


Listening to all the hubbub lately over Limbaugh's comments I can't help but have mixed feelings.
What he said: hour after hour of rancid slander about one woman, was disgusting. Yet, I can't help
but feel that our politicians and, yes, we the public, have let him and the Right build this insane
rhetorical whore house featuring a huge stable of hate-based crazies. Now we complain when
once again proves how good he is at going over the top of his last over the top offensive statement?
If hate talk were an actual legit sport this guy would be a pole vault star. But here's a better analogy...
Imagine a man comes into town and builds a whore house: defined in this case as "whoring himself out,
and any friends who wish to join him by saying anything to get attention for the sake of making massive
amounts of money." Few rational folks really want the whore house there, but, hey, what the hell...
in the interest of toleration and diversity, "Let him build it, no one will listen."

Yeah, "right."
But, I understand: this is a free speech issue; as rancid as that "free" speech may be.

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Subject: Patricia Heaton (R-Insane) is crazy


She's as right-wing as Angie Jolie's Dad...

She makes Cheney seem like Timothy Leary.

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Pigboy needs a time out
  by Laura Harrison McBride


On his hate TV show, Pigboy infamously said, “Socks is the White House cat. But did you know
there is also a White House dog?” He did this, I have just read, while holding up a photograph of
Chelsea Clinton, age 13, in 1993.

The entire nation has listened for decades now to the prattling of a wildly overgrown toddler whose
mommy didn't slap him down enough times when he trotted out his pseudo-masculine aggression
and whacked the other kids. There is no excuse I can think of for even once disregarding public
statements such as the one above without taking clear and cogent action to remediate the child's
behavior. How, then, could an entire nation jump up and down with delight when the most spoiled,
greedy, sickeningly nasty-mouthed kid in the class got away, over and over again, with verbally
hurting others? Where was mommy?

I don't think that's fair.
Rush's mother was a viscious personal attack and his father was a nasty racial slur.

The vulgar Pigboy had no choice but to grow up as his parents' son.

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Subject: Maher and Limbaugh


One thing that is sorta forgotten...when Maher got fired from ABC, he said
afterwards the only person who stood up for him was...Rush Limbaugh. 

I think Maher gave his support to Limbaugh purely because of 1st amendment
reasons (i.e. they fire one of us, all of us are at risk).  I've also heard Maher trash
Limbaugh BAD over the years, so other than the ABC firing,

I don't think there's any love between the two...

Matt, you are correct.
Maher f-ing hates the Pigboy, but they agree on this issue.

Kinda like McCain agreeing with me on Libya, except I'm for drone strikes
whereas McDepends wants "air strikes" so pilots can be shot down over Damascus
so will be "forced to incade" to get them back.

McDepends is addicted to war.

Subject: Or is Eldrick just tired of losing in front of big crowds?

Naw he is looking for the N word on Bart Cop..oops he has his ad blocker ON


 What an odd thing for a Monkey to type...

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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


Send in YOUR brush with greatness

Sarah Palin Nude


Subject: Israel should sign nuclear non-proliferation treaty

With all the talk of starting yet another war that the world can't afford there is an opportunity
to increase the peace. We can turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Israel and Iran should both
agree to sign the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.

The Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty is a landmark international treaty whose objective is to
prevent the spread of nuclear weapons and weapons technology, to promote cooperation in the
peaceful uses of nuclear energy and to further the goal of achieving nuclear disarmament and
general and complete disarmament. It has been signed by all nuclear capable nations except
Israel, India, Pakistan, North Korea, and now Iran. More countries have ratified the NPT than
any other arms limitation and disarmament agreement, a testament to the Treaty's significance.

It would be a great step forward in the interest of world peace for Israel to set a new example
and come on board with the rest of the civilized world and sign the treaty. If Israel signed the
treaty then there would be no excuse for the rest of the countries holding out not to sign it.

However if Israel continues to refuse to be part of the non-proliferation community then
other countries will hold out saying, "If Israel can refuse to sign then why can't we?"
There is no special reason why Israel is different than any other nation.

Israel and Iran both signing this important treaty would decrease the tensions towards war
and could be the start of a narrative of peace. I therefore ask everyone to urge Israel to take
steps towards increasing the peace and stop beating the drums of war.
The world community can not afford the luxury of war.
  Marc Perkel

You can reach Marc directly at

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Subject: Erin Burnett

I know the media are whores, but this one huckstered her own sex tape.
She's married to a vulture capitalist, lacks empathy, is dumb as a palin,
and has lots of vulgar pictures available online.

Gotta wonder why Roger Ailes & Rupert let this one get by them.

I need to get a copy of Erin Burnett's sex tape.    ...for purely political reasons.

Maybe I could do for her what I did for Dr. Laura   (snorkle)

Erin Burnett sex tape update

I hate to be the burster of bubbles but that's not Erin Burnett,
unless she's had a whole lot of work done on her face.


What's odd is that she hasn't demanded that the
host web site remove her name off that girl's photos.

Maybe she likes the thrill of seeing those pictures with her name on them?

Send Erin Burnett's sex tape to Bart
   ...for purely political reasons.

It just goes to prove that any realist can stump any Fundie
in less than sixty seconds - even little children can do it.

Pigboy, Murdoch and Beck
Oh, how the mighty racists have fallen


This week's sudden unraveling of Pigboy's standing as the untouchable king of hate radio mirrors
deep difficulties recently faced by Rupert Murdoch and Glenn Beck, two other far-right press titans.

Limbaugh boast 20 millions listeners (not even close), and is routinely singled out by Republicans
as a GOP kingmaker and someone who must not be crossed. At Fox News, phone-thief Murdoch
is the Godfather of right-wing media in America and not that long ago Beck was drawing three million
viewers to his Fox hate show, which made him the cable channel's most-watched Teutonic personality.
Together, the far-right triumvirate helped define the movement's message on a daily, even hourly, basis.
They were also seen as invincible forces.

And now look at them.

ha ha

Pigboy is "on vacation," Murdoch could be going to jail and
Glenn Beck has gone to a place where nobody quotes him anymore.

Merry Christmas, America.

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Subject: Erin Burnett

Bart, I think Erin may be dumb along with trying to help out PigBoy.
If each station has about 30 sponsors, they'd all have to have DIFFERENT sponsors to come up
with 18,000.  I think the truth is more likely that AOL, Sears, Geico, etc.. are on the same 600 stations. 
Not positive of that, but I think it is more likely than the B.S. she came out with.

If you look at it that way, Pigboy has lost thousands of sponsors.
While I'm on the subject (Erin Burnett) late last week I happened to watch the show right before her
on CNN, Anderson Cooper.  On his "keeping them honest" segment he debunked Romney's often used
charge that Obama "promised to get the unemployment rate under 8%. 

Turns out Obama never said that, but a couple of economic advisors mentioned it as a goal, not a promise. 
Anyway, she comes on right after AC, and within a few minutes REPEATS the Romney lie.  I'm thinking,
how the hell can she work for the same network and spew B.S. that her collegue has just debunked?  
I guess I know why, after all.
  Richard in New Braunfels

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Sad news...

Peter Bergman, a founding member of the Firesign Theatre and the driving force
behind Radio Free Oz in all its incarnations, passed away March 9, 2012.


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Read all about it!

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Did Pigboy kill hate radio?
Is the entire Fourth Reich in danger?
A new memo from Limbaugh's radio distributor says 98 major advertisers want
nothing to do with the vulgar Pigboy, or any other "offensive" political shock jock

Last week, Media Matters posted a list of 51 sponsors who have purportedly withdrawn
their advertising from Pigboy's hate show because of his hateful remarks about Sandra Fluke.
But a new memo from Pigboy's distributor, Clear Channel, suggests that those numbers are
just the tip of the iceberg. Premier is reportedly informing its stations that 98 major advertisers
want off not just Pigboy's hate show but also those of other "offensive or controversial" talkers
like Michael Savage, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity.

Is it possible that Pigboy hate rants will "kill" the right-wing hate radio he helped pioneer?

If we get to watch the Pigboy fall into shamed-off-the-air disgrace,
I may have to re-consider the possibility that may be a God.


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Look, the toon is from

Subject: Leon


Clint Howard, who played the alien in "The Corbomite Maneuver," also played Leon,
the boy with the sandwich in Mayberry. 

My preferred reference is the name of the alien--Blalock--later the name
of the actress who played another Star Trek alien.
 Russ the Pillar

Russ, good catch on that one.

And a "way to go" to the Star Trek family for taking a very hot babe

and then stripping her of all her sexuality so teenage boys wouldn't notice.

What were they thinking?

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Subject: Dennis Miller blown up on Hawaii 5-0

Bart, here's the Youtube of Dennis Miller getting blown up on that Hawaii 5-0 program.

Ross, you rock - thanks.

May Dennis Miller rest in peace.

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Subject: what kind of moron voted Bush & Perry for governor?

  This Kind


This is a riot - you gotta check this out

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Huckabee takes on Pigboy
More Conversation, more religious insanity
Less Confrontation, less hatred for women


Since the Pigboy has been under fire for his comments about Sandra Fluke, it hasn’t just been
advertisers who are heading for the hills. People who had supported Limbaugh in the past are
starting to wonder what he’s up to. Many of them have grown increasingly uncomfortable with
what Piggy-Piggie-Oink-Oink says on his show sometimes. But, In the 12:00-3:00 time slot,
Limbaugh is the only game in town.
Until now.
Starting April 9, 2012, Gov. Mike Huckabee is throwing his hat into the arena.  His new radio show
will air in exactly the same time slot as Limbaugh on Cumulus networks. Huckabee’s aim to unseat
Limbaugh is apparent from his shows tag line: More Conversation. Less Douchebagism.

Huckabee vs Pigboy - did you ever think you'd see the day?

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Today's Mystery Car


I ran out of time, sorry.

Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart, that is a

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

Bart, t
hat one of the early Bond girls, Britt Ekland.
Andy from Takoma Park

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Subject: last issue's Food Mystery     Link

Bart, mmmmm.....looks like a summer fruit mix of strawberries, nectarines, honeydew melon balls,
cantalope melon balls, orange rinds and mint (and possibly some mandarin oranges, not sure).
I have no idea what it might be called if not a summer fruit mix, but it looks nice (but only if
someone else does all that work).
I hear it is pretty warm back there right now.
Here? We got snow, fercrissakes!! At the ocean no less!!

That dish was officially entitled Mixed Melon Compote.

You win the car!


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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


We need more Greatness stories

Wildlife Close-up  


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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is unidentified?

One of the biggest cities is the world remains a mystery?

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is John D. Rockefeller of Standard Oil fame and much, much fortune.
 George in New Orleans

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