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Monday,  March 26,  2012    Vol 2848 - Toucan Sam

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Supreme Court opens for business
Arrow Smerconish on Travon & 9-1-1 calls
White House treats donors
Arrow Philly Catholic sex abuse
Arrow War Criminal's heart transplant
Arrow Ryan's Dope in your future?
Arrow Friend w/ Benefits - Mila Kunis


Business slow?

Run a "We're Still Here, goddammit" Sale!

Think how many people/companies have
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"Oil rigs/Rolls Royce dealerships replaced by tortilla factories
  and bankruptcy lawyers. Is the wheel turning again?"
--  Alec Baldwin, and what he was talking about  - - >    Link

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Supreme Court opens for business
Is Job One killing health care for 40M people?


So what do you think this bought-and-paid-for Whore Court will do?

Will they kill Obama's health care - because that's what Republicans do?

Or would that risk an outcry and potential backlash?

Or do they "split the baby" and give the poor some health care?

Or do they rule Obamacare "Legal" and wait for him to be impeached?

Remember, the super-rich can't afford to have everybody covered.
If that happens, they can no longer charge $75 for an aspirin.

Smerconish on Travon & 9-1-1 calls


Pending the outcome of some voice analysis, there is arguably enough evidence in the 911 tapes to
warrant the arrest of George Zimmerman in connection with the Feb. 26 shooting death of 17-year-old
Trayvon Martin. The voice testing is needed to determine if Zimmerman uttered a racial slur while in
pursuit of Martin, and which of the two can be heard crying out for help during their altercation in Sanford, Fla.

Here are seven observations about Zimmerman's 911 call to police, and one point about the neighbors' calls:

First, Zimmerman began his call by saying, "We've had some break-ins in my neighborhood." I'd like to know
if that is true. And it strikes me as peculiar that he did not identify himself immediately. The Orlando Sentinel
reports that, in the last 15 months, Zimmerman had called the Sanford police 46 times. So why not begin this
latest call by saying, "Hey, it's me, George Zimmerman, from the neighborhood watch?"
Wouldn't a neighborhood watch volunteer want the police to know who he was? If not, why not?

This Zimmerman guy seems very dirty and I think an investigation would prove that.
So far, he's gotten the Florida killed-a-black-kid pass.

Wasn't it amazing to see people wearing hoodies in Atlanta and New York and other cities?

Social media is changing things so quickly, it's hard to keep up.

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Subject: Perkel asked: Are we insane?

Hi  Bart,

Yes, we are definitely insane!  I remember a day in the Wild West when an individual would be
hanged for killing an unarmed person.  At high noon two gunslingers face each other on Main Street,
in public, anddraw their guns.  The better shot wins the argument.  Frontierjustice. 

But note that both shooters are armed.

If a gunslinger just went out and shot an unarmed person in the middle of the street he would
have been hanged by the nearest tree branch. That was the law, crude as it was. 
It is the law today, albeit without the vigilante hanging.  Why isn't it prosecuted?

We are a sorry lot if we can't see that shooting an unarmed person is, in itself, a crime. 
Regardless of what a law about "threats" may decree, it is a COWARDLY move, and it must not stand.

How can someone be a threat to you if you are armed and they are not?

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White House treats Super PAC donors

Why is this even a headline?  Even on FOX?


Obama is using privileged access to one of America's greatest landmarks to reward his
most generous financial supporters in ways that people who don't live in the White House can't:
More than 60 of Obama's biggest campaign donors have visited the White House more than once
for meetings with top advisers, holiday parties or state dinners, a review by The Whore AP has found.

The invitations to visit, which are a legal and established practice from incumbent presidents.....
Yeah, that's why I asked why this is a news story.

I remember this came up just over ten years ago - from August 22, 2002, Bartcop Issue 872

Subject: Jon Stewart

Hey Bart,

I like John Stewart, too, but wasn't the complaint by Republicans against Clinton that he
actually ran it like a business and sold nights in the Lincoln bedroom specifically for money?

It wasn't that he had people stay over.  The complaint was Clinton used the White House
like a hotel where anyone could stay there if they anteed up enough money.

Dan Bain

Dan, how very Catholic that sounds.
It's bad if Clinton did it, because "he ran it like a hotel."
It's OK if Bush does it, because..._______________________.

Please fill in that blank, would you?

Harold Ickes has some BartCop in him.
Once, under oath, Sen Dominici asked Ickes if the president's friends got to ride
on Air Force One and Ickes shot back, "No, Sir, ...only his enemies."

I, for one, don't see the "sanctity" of the Lincoln Bedroom.
I mean, it's not Arlington Cemetary.

Whoever the president is, his friends spend the night, they fly on Air Force One,
they are invited to dinner at the White House, they go to parties with the president, etc.

The crime wasn't what Clinton did.
The crime was taking what every president has done and then screaming
"He's being a whore," and then Bush doing it himself  four years later.

Remember, Bush ran on the "honor and dignity" platform, the only difference being
instead of Spielberg and Streisand, Bush is hosting BIG oil and BIG tobacco.

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Marty has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

I heard an interesting story.
Meryl Streep got her big show business break
because she was dating John Cazale (Fredo)
who was shooting Deer Hunter, and they needed
a girl for a small part ...and now she's Meryl Streep.

Marty always has good stuff.

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War Criminal's heart transplant
That Obamacare is treating Cheney real good


Will his body accept or reject the new heart?

I assume Cheney will live another year decade or two and die
from old age with all his stolen billions stacked beside his bed.

War criminals tend to do that.

BTW, when Cheney dies, he's got nowhere to go.
The Devil has already said he won't take him.


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This is what they mean...

...when they say, "We want our country back."

Ryan's Dope
If Paul Ryan gets his way, we're all in trouble


True story from a Bartcop reader.

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Sarah Palin Nude



Subject: Astrocat

His photography is just breathtaking! 
How do you know Astrocat?

Only from the Internet.
One day he started sending me photos and I said, "Those are great!"

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Subject: "Etch a Sketch" Romney may be best

Although it doesn't help Romney in the Republican primary it would help him in the general election
if he were to flip 180 when he gets to the general election. So the "Etch a Sketch" Romney may be
something he needs to embrace.

In order to win the Republican nomination a candidate has to go so far to the right that there's no way
they could win a general election. We all know Romney is faking it just enough to get nominated.

Obamacare is Romneycare.
Romney is actually pro-choice and supports Planned Parenthood.
Romney doesn't care about the social issues that evangelicals want.

 All Romney really cares about is cutting taxes for the rich and enslaving
the middle class to be forever indebted to the top 1%.

So the Tea Party should just shut up, sell out, and support the Republican nominee because the
longer Romney has to fake being a conservative the more he has to flip flop in the general election.

Comments from Santorum and Gingrich saying things like the GOP is better off with Obama
than "Etch a Sketch" Romney is just going to make Obama's victory that much more of a mandate.
  Marc Perkel

Subject: Please vote to get my disability assistance device "On the Shelf" at Walmart

Dear friends,

In 2008 I embarked on designing a specialized crutch tip that could help disabled people like myself
that love to swim still visit beaches without struggling with our crutches sinking in the sand. 
My father helped me design this assistive device, called the "SandPad", and it's currently available
through our website at

We now have an opportunity to get Walmart's attention stocking the SandPad in their stores
by voting for it in their "Get on the Shelf" competition. This could potentially help get it on the shelf
nationwide in their stores so that it's available to crutch users and disabled people everywhere. 

You can vote for it once a day via their website or texting "104" to: 383-838.

Please feel free to pass this along and thanks for your support!
  Jerry Vasilatos

Jerry has been a friend of the page for many years.

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14 defining characteristics of fascism:
The U.S. in 2012

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Obama's position on pot is
about as modern as that truck.

Landmark Philly Catholic sex abuse case
FINALLY, they're treating it like corruption and conspiracy


A landmark church sex abuse case that rocked the Roman Catholic Church went to trial Monday,
marking the first time a U.S. church official faced a jury on allegations he endangered the welfare
of children by covering for predator priests inside the Archdiocese of Philadelphia.

Monsignor William Lynn and the Rev. James Brennan entered their pleas before the jury Monday
following a brief delay. The start of the trial came after weeks of jury selection and legal wrangling.

Attorneys for Lynn and Brennan are expected to attack the credibility of the priests' troubled adult
accusers, but that strategy took a hit last week when defrocked priest Edward Avery pled guilty,
confirming one accuser's account of a brutal 1999 sexual assault inside a church sacristy.

All three priests were to be tried together before Avery pleaded guilty Thursday to charges
related to an assault on a then-10-year-old altar boy.

So, it seems that finally some justice is beginning to take hold, but how many thousands
of innocent little boys were raped while Catholics and cops dragged their goddamn feet?

And how many of those little boys will grow up to be abusers, themselves?

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  Subject: Don't mean to complain but...

I know ad revenue's down, but those auto-start-up-and-won't-quit-playing ads are maddening. 

I'd rather click all day (and have!) but, maybe, like the whacko GOP ads,
you don't have much say-so over those....


I don't like those, either.

I don't know which ads are doing that.
I can't just turn them off - I'm stuck with them until I get some help.

I need code people and they are apparently very hard to find.
I've been trying to hire a code wrangler for months, but I have failed.

Every day that goes by, I'm losing money - potentially lots of money,
but I have no way to know how much my broken code is costing me.

Too bad all the code readers are busy with other projects and cannot take
a few moments to accept some cold, hard cash from Ol' Bart.

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Premier Toonist Wolf Grulkey is running for congress

Finding Your Roots


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Subject: Zimmerman consequences


Zimmerman should be in fear of his life, based upon his proven past behaviour. 

Using his own logic, It would seem that anyone would be justified in blowing him away on sight,
before he got the chance to do the same to them.  Also, since he has acted upon his fears once already,
it would seem reasonable to assume that he would be very likely to blow away anyone with whom he
came in contact since so many people have expressed loathing at his behaviour. 

Talk about a clear and present danger to anyone who comes near him. 
A veritable bloodbath in the making, thanks to them there Florida laws. 
Should make for some great video of all the frightened people offing each other,
with no penalty at all.  Now that's entertainment!


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Eldrick: "As bad as it gets"
But he went on to win for the first time in 2.5 years

"There was an 18‑year‑old kid that passed out right at the concession stand, hit, and she yelled,
  and it happened to be right in midway on my downswing, and I tried to stop it but I passed the
  point of no return.  I stopped it and flipped it out‑of‑bounds."


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Subject: I need work

hey bart
cold you put me in touch with the guy who can't find a field engineer?
i need a job theese days

write back to

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Subject: Shep Smith showing signs of humanity

I figure it's going to be Fox complaining about the government and how
the coroner lives off the taxpayer dime and then doesn't do his job.
And somehow this was Obama's fault.
 Mike R


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Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart, that's the gasoline powered Curved Dash Oldsmobile and it is credited
as being the first mass-produced automobile. It was introduced by the Oldsmobile
company in 1901 and produced through 1907.
  Ricky H

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When PBS holds a fund-raiser, they put (some?) names on the screen, "Bartcop paid $25."
Do people donate so they can TIVO their name on the TV screen?

In all my years of fund-raising, I've always hidden the name and amount the donor sent,
but what if that's a source of frustration thst's holdina donations back?

So let's try that.
I will ONLY mention whatever name you say to mention.

You can be Sally P or Otto from Altoona, I don't care, but if you want to see
your name "on the screen," just let me know when you send something.

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Today's Mystery Celebrity


Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

to  quote comedian Daniel Tosh, that's the world's biggest douchebagg, Ashton Kutcher!

He's probably not THE world's biggest douchbag, but think about Demi.

She must wonder if there's any man in America who can keep it zipped up

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Kim Kardashian gets flour-bombed

Subject: Zimmerman is innocent


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Wildlife Close-up  


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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands,
shortly after those boutique coffee shops opened.

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery ?

That’s Johnnie “if the glove fits” Cochran, from the O.J. trial.
 George in N.O.

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If some rich Democrat could throw $500,000-$1M my way
it would sure take the pressure off for the upcoming political season.

Think of the tax deduction!

I hate to spend time every day trying to raise money.

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