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Julie Hiatt Steele
Starr deputy, Bush contributor, to preside over Cheney suit.
This is the most blatant handjob so far this year. U.S.
District Judge John Bates will
handle the lawsuit over Dick Cheney's thumbing his nose at the law concerning his
secret task force meetings with Enron's Ken Lay.
A political independent who gave $1,000 to Bush's campaign,
Bates was one of Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr's deputies.
Why even have a trial?
This is a true-blue Republican who gave money to Bush and worked for Ken Starr.
He's not going to rule for the people's right to know a goddamn thing.
Why bother with this trial?
Is this why Cheney so confidently says, "Bring it on?"
Because he knew the fix was in?
This reminds me of Smirk on election night - calling reporters
to say Al Gore
would NOT win Florida and reporters should sit back and watch the magic happen.
It did, and that same "magic" is going to strike again..
It's all fixed - crooked judges on the Bush Family Evil Empire payroll.
We need a banner for JulieFest2002
Any of you artists have an idea for that?
Send it to email@example.com
Would you like to meet Julie Hiatt Steele?
To begin with, this whole deal needs a separate
page so it can be distributed to other sites in a
clean form. There's no way I can get there (geez, itza 12,000 mile round trip) but I'll consider a
donation if you're getting near to your goal (and you'll want to keep us all updated on that).
This is a fairly cool idea for Julie that might just bring her a book deal (like you hadn't thought
about that, eh?) but it's a *wildly* cool idea to spread the word about Bartcop.com, especially if
you could get c-span to cover it. You might approach other like-minded sites with this idea and
put it out as a progressive internet consortium to raise the visibility of all concerned.
Think about it...... you get MWO, Bushwatch,
Buzzflash, Democrats.com, Unknownnews, TomPaine,
Dailyhowler, Copvscia.com, Al Martin and the like and ask them to participate in a Washington DC
panel to be covered by C-Span!
Julie ought to be the main guest speaker
at an event that also has *other* big draw speakers.
Hell, invite *KEN STARR* to explain why he did what he did to her. Of course, the weasel
would never show his face, but how cool to be able to say that *he's been invited*!!!
Anyway, if you can get these others onboard
and get them pounding the idea into their respective
audiences you'll start a drumbeat so loud that your biggest worry will become controlling the whole
mess in some sensible way. By the way, count on these other guys to have access and influence of
their own to contribute.
JK, good ideas you have - thanks.
I've set up http://www.bartcop.com/juliefest2002.htm for links and updates.
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school linked to CIA
There seems to be an Enron link, too.
New evidence linking the owner of the Venice Florida flight school
which trained Mohamed Atta to the CIA surfaced earlier this month.
The new evidence adds to existing indications
that Mohamed Atta and his terrorist cadre's
flight training in this country was part of a so-far unacknowledged U.S. government intelligence
operation which had ultimately tragic consequences for thousands of civilians on September 11th.
Daily Show repeat last night
was from weeks ago, so I missed
the Michael Moore segment where he accused Bush of allowing the bin Laden family
to fly around America when all other planes were grounded.
Is there a transcript of that anywhere?
Has he mentioned it on his site?
...of course, the press would never look into anything
that might interfere
with the Bush Family Evil Empire stealing their billions of dollars.
by Christian Livemore
It struck me as remarkable, also, that the woman standing at her kitchen counter while I
sipped coffee at the table could be a subject of one of the largest government investigations
in recent history. Standing five-feet two inches tall and weighing maybe 95 pounds, her hair
tied into a girlish pony tail, Julie stood cutting my egg salad sandwich into dainty triangles,
pausing every now and then to stop her son Adam from some of the kind of shenanigans
eleven-year-old boys get into if left to their own devices. She could be a soccer mom
in any kitchen in any town in America.
Why are the British the only European country
to continue to support Bush
after his 'axis of evil' debacle? Well it turns out that John Major is the European
Director for the Carlyle Group, Poppy Bush's cartel of evil.
Yes, the Bush Family Evil Empire controls everything,
and with the US military under their control they'll be tough to stop.
over by a Rush of attention
Pigboy assaults a newspaper columnist
Turns out I'd run afoul of the conservative commentator over -- are you ready for this?
-- the Tomb of the Unknown Bowler. Reacting to my recent column on the subject,
Limbaugh accused yours truly and our great city of stealing the concept from him.
Now, you'd think one of America's most influential
opinion-makers -- that would be Limbaugh
-- would have his hands full with important stuff, say, downplaying the Enron pranksters or preparing
President Bush's canonization papers. But Limbaugh feels strongly about this Tomb business.
What a difference 14 Years Makes
Anyone remember this?? It was 1987!
At a lecture the other day they played an old
news video of Lt. Col. Oliver North testifying
at the Iran-Contra hearings during the Reagan Administration. There was Ollie in front of God
and country getting the third degree, but what he said was stunning! He was being interrogated
by some senator. "Did you not recently spend close to $60,000 for a home security system?"
Ollie replied, "Yes, I did, Sir."
The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience,
"Isn't that just a little excessive?" "No, sir," continued Ollie.
"No? And why not?" the senator asked. "Because
the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir."
"Threatened? By whom?" the senator questioned. "By a terrorist, sir," Ollie answered.
"Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare
you that much?"
"His name is Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie replied. At this point the senator tried to repeat the name,
but couldn't pronounce it, which most people back then probably couldn't. People laughed at the attempt.
"Why are you so afraid of this man?" the senator
"Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I know of." Ollie answered.
"And what do you recommend we do about him?" asked the senator.
"Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend
that an assassin team be
formed to eliminate him and his men from the face of the earth." The senator
disagreed with this approach, and that was all that was shown of the clip.
None other than Al Gore !!
This is the silliest kind of horseshit.
Without a doubt, the writer knows this is a lie because it didn't happen.
I'm old, I watched and taped this when it happened.
The terrorist involved was Abu Nidal, not bin Laden.
I don't know if Gore was there or not, but bin Laden's name never came up.
The Republicans and the ditto-monkeys have to fabricate false stories
because there's so few valid truths on which to attack Democrats.
Rush is off again this week?
Why is he leading the fight to kill three weeks vacation for
the little guy when he hasn't worked a full month in years?
How many gerbils can they take from the same man?
Tom Tomorrow vs. Ann Coulter
by Progigal Son
Here is another interesting tidbit you never heard reported:
Bush had lunch with Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings, Ted Koppel,
Judy Woodruff, Wolf Blitzer, Brit Hume, Jim Lehrer, Tim Russert, Bob Schieffer,
Sam Donaldson and Cokie Roberts on the day of his State of the Union address.
Maybe it was just a coincidence that they
simply gushed over it.
...and I have to endure ditto-monkey talk that those "journalists" are liberals.
When was the last time you visited mediawhoresonline.com?
Right now, they have the full Aaron Sorkin attack on Smirk.
It's great reporting about a man who's not afraid to tell the truth.
Don't forget to check
DeLay Advisers Reaped Enron Windfall
In a January 1998 meeting at his home in Sugarland, Texas, DeLay
reviewed plans to have Enron bankroll a new grassroots operation to
jump-start the deregulation debate with three of his operatives: Ed
Buckham, who had just left the Congressional payroll as DeLay's chief of
staff while simultaneously launching his own lobbying firm; Karl Gallant, a
consultant to DeLay's political action committee; and John Hoy, a partner
in the California-based consulting firm of Schuman, Hoy & Associates,
which worked for DeLay during the 1996 GOP convention.
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I am taking the liberty to relate a worrisome
rumor a friend(?) of mine passed on to me
(frankly, too horrible to believe, but in today's environment too weird to ignore):
"He" said he heard President Bush with his ratings
so low proposed a "small war" to get
the country behind him...just a minor disturbance or skirmish was the way he or fellow
Republicans put it...to bring out our wonderful peoples' always there patriotism...
so "someone" (CIA? some updated "contras"?) encouraged "someone" to launch a
"sneak attack" on the U.S. somewhere highly visible so Dubya, etc., could respond with
strength and vigor and "preserve..etc." our freedom.
I KNOW this is too horrible to even imagine and
I have thought long and hard before
writing you these conjectures...for, in my mind, surely they are only that: conjectures,
"what-ifs", unimaginable stupidities!
Surely this could NOT be true...causing so many
terrible senseless deaths of innocents, etc...
Are we seeing too many "conspiracy theory" movies and TV shows?
Unethical politics brought to light?
News so slanted by right- and left-wing zealots?
How can an average person, trying to see both
sides of arguments, find real truth today?
I wish I could say it's not true.
The truth is, once the Bush Family steals their way into power,
they scream "All must remain a secret" and then they do what they want.
Bush's approval ratings went from 49 percent to 90 after September 11th.
That's a gift. He even bragged about it.
"Lucky me, I hit the trifecta,"
he told Mitch Daniels, his budget director
because he promised he wouldn't raid social security unless there was
"war, recession or national emergency." Now he's doing that.
He's diverting BILLION of dollars into "secret accounts" so he can "protect us."
The press refuses to ask even the most basic questions
and the gelding Democrats have all gone to sleep.
the Rightful Ruler of Palestine
by Stephen Sacco
Mr. Sacco has even offered his version of "land for peace," offering
the Palestinians the state of New Jersey for their homeland and
offering Israel the Gaza Strip. This brought immediate objections from
the people of New Jersey who wanted their own homeland.
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is out there ... right?
At first, it all seemed so obvious.
It was those Islamic terrorists.
Osama bin Laden. Mullah Omar.
George W. Bush had nothing to do with it ... did he?
...at last count, there were a dozen U.S. Congressional Committees investigating the
tragedies and how such an intelligence and security breakdown was allowed to occur.
But President Bush and Dick Cheney, have taken
the unprecedented step of trying to
restrict those investigations, pouring fuel on the simmering conspiracy theories being
propagated in alternative publications, on wingnut Web sites and among some serious media outlets.
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