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Quotes
"No human life should be exploited or extinguished
for the benefit of another."
-- Governor Bush, yesterday, on the subject
of cloning
Gee, Governor, how many black men with ineffective,
drunk or sleepy counsel
did you execute so you could appear tough
on crime for the Texas voters?
Life is so precious to Governor Bush, he mocked, "Please
don't kill me!"
when doing his Karla Faye Tucker impersonation for Crossfire's
Tucker Carlson
He's the most fraudulent ignoramus to ever steal his way into
power,
but that's OK, because he's brought "honor and dignity" back
to the White House
U.S. agrees
to pay damages for Japanese deaths
Killer sub was
driven by Governor's fat-cat Enron buddies,
the ones he now
claims he can't remember
In one of the most shocking cases of abuse of press power, the
Fourth Estate has given the
Unelected
Fraud a complete pass on the fund-raising gimmick
that killed nine people.
To this day, the GOP-controlled press continues to broadcasting
the LIE that Ken Lay spent the night
in Clinton's Lincoln Bedroom, meanwhile giving out a free
pass to Bush and the Enron fat-cats
who killed nine people with their horseplay when they wanted
to drive "Georgieboy's new toy."
Why does this happen?
Because a true story about the man who stole the White
House won't sell as many papers
as a juicy
lie about the best president we've ever had.
That's why the press won't ask about that abortion Bush
arranged.
That's why the press won't ask about Bush's arrest record.
That's why the press won't ask about Bush going AWOL
during wartime.
That's why the press won't ask about the felony Bush did
community service to hide.
That's why the press won't ask about the missing trillions
from the treasury.
That's why the press won't ask about his lack of qualifications
to be president.
That's why the press won't ask about any goddamn thing
- because the lies sell better,
and we have a money-driven media run by the greediest of whores.
So what do we have?
We have a man in the White House who didn't earn the title "Mr
President."
His fat-cat Enron buddies got CAUGHT playing with Bush's bathtub
toys and killed nine people,
and the American whore the press won't ask any questions
and the guilty young Bush boy skates AGAIN!
On Heroes,
Heroism, and Julie Hiatt Steele
By Robert C. as seen on DemocraticUnderground.com
Excerpt:
And what about Julie Hiatt Steele's bravery,
would I be able to rise to that standard? Again, I
would like to think so - wouldn't we all
like to image ourselves being that valiant? But the
disquieting and absolutely frightening
reality is, that as America endures the 15th month under
rule by judicial coup - as we watch our
Constitutional protections erode, indeed, as we watch
the Constitution itself being dismantled
- it is possible that many of us may find out soon enough if
we possess even a small amount of the fierce
passion for Truth and Justice that Julie Hiatt Steele
has displayed in abundance.
That is why I am going to James
Carville's restaurant on April 27th - to see for myself what a
true hero looks like - to feel her aura,
so to speak, and to see if I measure up - and to shake her
hand, maybe some of it will rub off.
Sharon Vows to Keep Fighting
Excerpt:
West Bank (AP) - Ariel Sharon on Wednesday
delivered a blunt message:
Israel will not pull back until
Palestinian militias are crushed.
"He...if
Sharon was smart,
...what Israel needs...
...I
don't think that...
...it's not right that...
...what Israel needs...
...Unka Dick!!!! Condi!!
...what's my line again?"
Subject: B.F.E.E.'s Net Worth?
Hey, BC, with all the info about the B.F.E.E.'s
raking in millions here and millions there,
especially in China, can somebody come up with
what their net worth is (in $$$$, not human worth)?
John G
John, I imagine anyone outside the BFEE with that information is
due to check in to the Springdale, AR Days Inn right about now.
We know one thing - for the B.F.E.E. to get bigger, they needed
to fix the 2000 election.
Even if that cost them a cool trillion dollars, they're making
that back in spades now.
Housekeeping
People are asking about transfering their Juliefest
tickets if they can't come.
We talked about it and decided you could transfer your tickets
before this Saturday.
For security's sake, we can't have a bunch of last-minute switcheroos,
y'know?
Also, Julie is thinking about doing a question-and-answer session,
(which we'll tape)
but to prevent some ditto-monkey from asking an inappropriate
question,
we're asking for the questions to be sent in advance.
It's my opinion there's no question Julie can't answer - so fire
away.
Send the question you'd like Julie to answered to juliefest2002@yahoo.com
and if it's a good one, we'll have Julie answer the question
live on camera.
Sidebar:
Just between you and me?
I'll bet she'd prefer the tough questions.
That doesn't mean you have to be nasty,
but if you're familiar with this incredibly complicated
and intricate bag of who-knew-what-when,
I think she'd enjoy batting a high, hard fastball out of the park.
You see, when you're telling the truth and
you have a memory like she does,
you don't get tripped up like that poor,
confused Willey woman who can't even
remember which room she was in when Clinton
"attacked" her.
So
send Julie some questions juliefest2002@yahoo.com
Polite questions from conservatives and even ditto-monkeys will
be answered, too.
In the news...
Ohio Jury Mulls Rep. Traficant Case for second day
In deciding the corruption case of Rep. James
Traficant, jurors must weigh
whether the congressman was the victim of a government
vendetta, as he claims,
or if he accepted kickbacks and gifts for his
political help, as prosecutors contend.
"There's
not one damn bit of evidence
that anybody gave me any money.
...now give me $800."
Wrecking laws that
protect our environment is easy
when big corporations tell you
exactly how to do it.
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There's always something good at 
Bad news and good news
On June 8th, Julie loses her lease on her condemned apartment.
I think part of her wants to stay, even though the place is condemned,
but her landlord's not too happy that the city agreed it needed
condemning.
So, for the second time in her life (and the second time since
I've known her)
she's being thrown out of her home and she doesn't even know
where she's going.
She's thinking she wants to leave Virginia, her home state of
24 years.
Sidebar:
Can you imagine what it's like to walk
in a grocery store and hear whispers behind your back?
"Look, it's Julie Hiatt Steele, the lady who
helped that awful Clinton monster."
Julie never wanted to be famous.
She had a happy life with friends and family and then
a tornado named Willey destroyed everything
and now they whisper behind her back.
She lost her
beloved paid-for home of 23 years, moved into that condemned apartment
which would shock anybody, especially someone
who once had a very nice home.
And now she's getting thrown into the street
for the second time.
So, she's going to move again - but where?
The "normal" Democratic bastions, New York,
LA, San Fran etc are too expensive.
I suggested Arkansas, where at least half
the people don't hate Clinton, and she has
supporters there, but no close friends.
Any suggestions?
OK, that's the bad news, but there is some good news:
YOU PEOPLE have donated $18,450
- so far (much applause)
Some of that has already been spent, and
more will be spent before
J-fest,
but as Igor said in Young Frankenstein,"Things
could be worse."
After all - neither of her legs is currently
broken.
Who knows, maybe she'll meet someone at
J-fest
who has publishing connections
and she can make a deal to get her almost-completed
EXPLOSIVE book published
and she could go back to being self-sustaining.
Koresh knows she's due some good luck.
So if you own a truck rental company in the Virginia Beach area,
reserve a big truck for the
second week of June, would you? She needs a one-way
rental to some Democratland.
Last thing - as bad as the picture is, when you meet Julie in
two weeks (it's that close?)
she's not going to be playing the victim. She's going
to be a tornado sweeping through West24.
She's going to be smiling and laughing and bubbling and telling
funny stories to everyone.
She's sharper than a scalpel, and a sense of humor that won't
quit.
When you're talking to her, you better listen fast.
You've never met anybody like Julie Hiatt Steele.
It'll be a night to remember.
Don't forget to check 
Too
Little Too Late?
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
As some warned, it turned out that government
by slogan had limited uses.
"Either you are with us, or you are with
the terrorists," Bush warned last September 20th.
Uncomfortably reminiscent of Lenin's revolutionary
dictum "he who is not with us is against us,"
as Dan Balzand and Dana Milbank of the
Washington Post recently pointed out,
Bush's rhetoric proved too simplistic to
deal with the actual world.
For
today's all-knew, all-classic Bonus Issue
We have some real gems in the Bonus Issue today.
click
April 10, 1942
The Bataan Death March starts as
the prisoners begin a 65 mile march from
Mariveles to San Fernando. Little water
or food were given ot the prisoners.
Those not able to keep up were beaten or
bayoneted on the roadside.
Japanese forces begin landing troops on Cebu and Billiton Islands in the Philippines
Heavy fighting in the Kholm area is again
reported as German forces
continue to make headway against stubborn
Soviet defenses.
I know so little about World War II, I figure most people are
ignorant like me.
That's why I asked David Friedrichs to educate us.
Some of the events I knew
about were the Bataan Death March, the Battle of Midway and the
USS Indianapolis.
Take a moment - read Dave's account of some almost-forgotten
heroes.
A shot of Chinaco for our brave fighting men - then and now.
Juliefest Update
Would you like to be a sponsor of Juliefest2002?
Here's how that works - security is going to cost Julie $360.
But if YOU wanted to sponsor Julie's security detail, you would
get a nice
personal note (not an e-mail) from Julie that would probably
say something like,
"Thank you, (your name here) for seeing
to my safety on my big night."
that would be worth framing and hanging in your den or
on your desk at work.
People would constantly be saying, "How
do you know Julie Hiatt Steele?"
There are also various transportation costs
(not mine) for this event.
Would you like to be a $300
transportation sponsor?
We're going to have flowers for Julie $200and
a giant cake $80
(thanks
Nick)
The pro photographer is probably $200
(thanks Marg Matt)
and the videographer has some expenses,
so if you'd like to sponsor some costs for Juliefest,
which will mean more money in her pocket,
write to us at juliefest2002@yahoo.com
We have more $100 tickets - bring a friend!
PayPal your $100 per ticket to bartcop@bartcop.com
or snail mail checks/MOs (do it soon) to bartcop.com
at PO Box 54466, Tulsa, OK 74155
...you'll never forget the day you met Julie Hiatt Steele - slayer of Kenneth Starr.
U.S.
to prosecute cook accused of killing
two
crewmates on the high seas
Excerpt:
Jay Friedheim, a Honolulu lawyer for the
crew members, said it is extremely rare
for a foreign ship not destined for the
United States to be brought to this country
for prosecution of a crime committed in
international waters.
"The last one we could find like this was in 1840
or 1850," he said.
It involved a mutiny in which an officer
was killed, he said.
Note: My good friend Jay Friedheimis
a regular bartcop.com reader.
If you need a maritime lawyer in Hawaii, Jay's your man.
Day SIX of Bush engaging
the Middle East problem
Sharon
Defies Bush
US President seen as weak and stupid
The Bush boy: Withdraw immediately!
Sharon:
I
might pull back in a symbolic town or two, but no
snot-nosed, never-worked-a-day-in-his-life frat boy is going
to tell me
how to protect Israel, so don't care what you think, errand
boy...
"Unka Dick,
I know you said I should stay out of it,
but
I got an idea how to fix the midwest problem.
The
problem is the exploding Palestinian gorillas, right?
First,
we sue the Palestinian Zoo for letting 'em loose.
Then
we get that "Crikey" guy from Australia and hire
him
to capture them Palestinian gorillas for us.
...I thought of this all by myself.
Unka Dick, why you rubbing your head that way?
...why, ...don't cry, Unka Dick - did I say something sad?"
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