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Volume 776 - Queen of the Butterfly Collectors


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Wednesday   April 17, 2002           Send Me an Angel          Recent old stuff          Shopping w/ Bart
  VCR Alert - West Wing is a rerun again - they must want that show to die. We have two episodes of The Job,
   which ABC cancelled because it's funny, fresh and original, the idiots!  Surely they'll replace it with something worse.

 Quotes

 "Yesterday, the Supreme Court ruled that virtual child porn is legal.
   Finally, some good news for the Church!"
      -- Leno


 Should History Record the Unvarnished Bush?
  Official transcripts hide the blunders, the mistakes and gaffes.

   Click  Here

   Excerpt:
"These transcripts are done for near-term history as well as long-term history and it's a real
  problem if they start rewriting them," said Joe Lockhart, Clinton's former press secretary.
"The White House is rewriting history."

 Lockhart said the Clinton administration never cleaned up transcripts except to correct
 spelling, but veteran correspondents recall the practice occurring in both Democratic and
 GOP administrations.  Lockhart's predecessor, Mike McCurry, said he gave White House
 stenographers "some leeway" to repair verbal abuses, including the task of "restoring 'g' to
 the English language" when Clinton's accent deleted the sound.
 

 Objection!
 When Clinton said, "I'm fixin' to whip Bush's ass in this election," it's not "doctoring the transcript"
 to put the "G" back in "fixin."  But the young Bush boy is mangling phrases and saying the opposite of
 what he means so the White House AND the ever-protective whore press are re-writing history.

 That's not honor.
 That's not dignity.
 That's lying about what the Monkey president said.

 I wonder if Bush ever "officially" said he was going to bring bin Laden to justice,
 or have the White House and Washington whore press rewritten that pledge, too?


 Busted by Greg Palast, as seen on  bartcop.com
 Bush Officials Met With Venezuelans Who Ousted Leader
   by The New York Whore Times

 Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Senior members of the Bush administration met several times in recent months with leaders of
 a coalition that ousted the Venezuelan president, Hugo Chávez, for two days last weekend,
 and agreed with them that he should be removed from office, administration officials said today.

 Mr. Chávez has made himself very unpopular with the Bush administration with his pro-Cuban
 stance and mouthing of  revolutionary slogans and, most recently, by threatening the
 independence of Venezuela's state-owned oil company, Petróleos de Venezuela, the
 third-largest foreign supplier of American oil.
 

 The enemies of democracy strike again.
 The Bush Family Evil Empire installs their puppet who will "legally" trade his country's
 resources for pennies on the dollar, expecting the B.F.E.E. to make him rich in return.

 ...and the press and the Democrats just lie back and watch it happen.


          Coup?
    What coup?


 ...and down the stretch they come!

 The mailboxes are humming like Ann Coulter at McDonald's.

Sub-Total $22,450 

Woo Hoo!!

We're picking up steam!
There's still time to get in!
Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime party!

There's no telling (and I mean that) who's going to be there.
Take that money you were saving for the kid's education and tell him to
get his lazy ass a paper route because you're going to meet Julie Hiatt Steele!

Woo Hoo!!

...and a case of Chinaco Anejo!


Looks like a party to me!

Don't get caught telling your friends ten years from now,
"I had a chance to meet Julie Hiatt Steele back in 2002,
  but I was an idiot and didn't go - I was such a tool!"




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What Did Bush Know -
and When Did He Know It?


 Quotes

 "O.J. Simpson is working on a documentary of his life.
   The working title is "Dude, Where's My Knife?"
         -- Dave



 Tickets are still available

 Each ticket sold is more foundation and more security for Julie, ...so let's party!

 Also, I mentioned the Juliefest2002-DC Soundtrack.
 ...so when you hear that Clash song on James's West24 sound system, shout out
"She fought the law and ...SHE won,
  she fought the law and ...SHE won."

 Biiiiiiiig party at Carville's place!



 Yesterday's USA Today said Bill Clinton surprised Helen Thomas
 at a Women in Communications luncheon in New York Monday.

 ...so, the Big Dog's into surprise drop-ins, eh?
 

 Tickets to Juliefest2002 are still available...


  It might not hurt to Click  Here


 Big Game Drawing Yields 3 Winners

 ATLANTA (AP) - Three lucky people won the $325 million
 Big Game jackpot, lottery officials announced Wednesday.
 Each winning ticket is worth $108,333,333.
 

 Say a prayer for those poor people, if you believe in that kind of thing.
 Their lives have just been taken away from them and ruined forever.

 They're about to lose all their friends, their children have lost their futures,
 and their relatives won't be speaking to them once that first check arrives.
 Everyone they meet the rest of their wretched lives will want their money.
 If any of the winners are married, they'll be divorced by Christmas.

 They've lost whatever grip they had on reality and their foundation for life.
 Odds are, in three years they will each be bankrupt, drug-addicted alcoholics
 and two of them will attempt suicide, at least one will probably be successful,
 and the note will say, "My life was ruined on April 17, 2002."

 It's a sad day for those "lucky" people.


 I read about it on



Subject: bartcop.com at work

Well, it finally happened.  At lunch today I fire up the browser on my office computer, and click
the bookmark for  bartcop.com.  I get the "Black Screen Of Death" informing me I was attempting
to access a site that had been blocked.  I tried several more times, just to make sure, and your site
is now definitely verboten.  On a whim I entered  www.rushlimbaugh.com  to see if it was blocked.

Nope. Came right up.

So I emailed the censors to get the story as to why a left-wing political site, but lets the right-wing
site on through.  They answered fairly quickly, pointing out that your site is listed under parody/humor,
and that it fit the criteria for blocking under those categories.  They refused to get any more specific
than that, such as actually explaining what was objectionable...
Oh, well, now I can only read you after work...

Keep the Hammer swinging!!!

Walt
 

Walt, I'm the most dangerous kind of person - one who's willing to speak out
 against the illegal oil slicks who stole their way into the White House.


Check out 


 From: Carol MW

 I have been on a self-imposed blackout for quite a while because I could not/would not
 tolerate network or cable propaganda, and the truth via yours and other websites had me
 in a constant state of agitation also known as pissed-off-ivity. So for equananimity, I turned
 everything off and went on a stupied binge like all the Rethugliklans around me.

 It did not last, however; I had to come back to you and Buzz, DU and MWO.
 Wow, what I have missed. Now the opportunity to support Julie, a real hero, and revel
 in the company of you - the Big Hammer, Carville, maybe the Big Dog (yes, yes) and
 fellow "hammerlets" is just too much. So, count me in for the Juliefest.

 Find enclosed check for $200; $100 for one Juliefest ticket
 and $100 for you to keep the hammer growing.
 

 Carol, you're going to meet Julie Hiatt Steele, and you're going to love her.
 We've started calling her "The Tornado," because talking with Julie is such an
 intense experience - it'll be a conversation like you've never had with anyone before.
 When she walks in the room, you'll be able to feel the electricity.

 Thanks for the assist and it's good to have you back.

 Party in ten days!


 Report: U.S. Concludes Bin Laden Escaped Tora Bora

  Click  Here

   Excerpt:
 The Bush administration has concluded that Osama bin Laden was at Tora Bora when U.S.
 aircraft began bombing on Nov. 30. but escaped because U.S. ground troops were not sent
 to pursue the al Qaeda leader, The Washington Post reported on Wednesday.

 Spokesman Rear Adm. Craig Quigley, acknowledged that dominant view among those
 interviewed but dissents from the Tora Bora analysis, the paper said.

"We have never seen anything that was convincing to us at all that Osama bin Laden was present at
 any stage of Tora Bora -- before, during or after," Quigley told the Post. "I know you've got voices in
 the intelligence community that are taking a different view, but I wanted you to know our view as well."

  "Truth is hard to come by in Afghanistan," Quigley said,
 

 Yeah, and in Washington, too.
 If bin Laden is caught or captured, President Pinhead will lose his excuse to suspend the Constitution,
 so bin Laden is safe until at least Bush's second term. By then, the B.F.E.E. will have stolen trillions.



Crossfire Moment

"The Washington Post" reports that the White House routinely alters official transcripts
  of President Bush's remarks. Bush's call for 4,000 years of community service magically
  became a more accurate 4,000 hours and protesters criticizing Bush for his role in the Enron
  debacle simply disappeared from the official record. And when Bush said the United States
  and Japan have been allies for, quote, "a century and a half", the transcript was trimmed
  to just a half-century, much to the gratitude of survivors of the Bataan death march.
     -- Paul Begala, one of the few who's willing to fight back
 

 Hey, Paul, you want to meet Julie Hiatt Steele?


Subject: Your Bonus Section

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Why?  Because I can't get enough of Bartcop!
Keep those bonus issues coming.

The slower democrats will catch on in time and click on it....
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I beat up women.
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 South of the Border, Democracy Works
        by Joe Conason

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   Excerpt:
 It was a good week for democracy in Latin America, and not
 such a good week for democracy in Washington and New York.



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From: Nick

Subject: Venezuela

There's been some interesting coverage of this in The Guardian. I'm not sure
if the US press would actually point out that the White House seems to have
been involved in the coup (they were certainly very happy when Chavez
'resigned' and then very pissed off when he came back 48 hours later).

In my opinion, this could be the smoking gun that does a lot of damage to
the thieves in the White House...actively trying to overthrow a democratically
elected President while supposedly fighting for 'freedom and justice' - but I'm
sure Fox will tell us all there's no story there.

US 'gave the nod' to Venezuelan coup:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/bush/story/0,7369,685718,00.html

And an interesting article by Jonathan Freedland on different perspectives
on the Israeli-Palestinian situation that helps to explain why the US
and Europe are so far apart on it all:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/israel/comment/0,10551,685623,00.html

Nick



 A Family Matter
    by Gene Lyons

  Click  Here

   Excerpt:
 Defending Yasser Arafat is impossible, but it's absurd to pretend he's controlling events.
 Veteran U.S. diplomat Zbigniew Brzezinski, hardly a sentimental leftist, may have put it best.
 The tragedy, he told an interviewer for New Perspectives Quarterly, is that "a country that
 started off as a symbol of recovery of a people who were greatly persecuted now looks like
 a country that is persecuting people. Meanwhile, the United States and Israel are becoming
 isolated internationally. This could hurt America's ability to conduct its war on terrorism."


  Day 11 of the idiotic "Bush Doctrine" in the Middle East

 Sharon Defies Bush
   US President seen as a monkey's moron

 The Bush boy:  Withdraw immediately! Stop the suicide bombs.

 Sharon: Tell you what - I'll withdraw "soon."
  Arafat:  ÊÏì ÇáÍæÇÑ, little smirking boy



 CNN says Dick Cheney paid taxes on an income of $4 million for 2001.
 They also said that was down from the $36 million he made in 2000.

 Question:

 Did Dick Cheney willingly decide to work twenty times harder for a $32 million cut in pay?

 Did the oil man in bad health give up $32 a year to help the starving children?
 Did the oil man in bad health give up $32 a year to help the poor get health care?
 Did the oil man in bad health give up $32 a year to help America's working families?

 ha ha

 No, that's not what happened.

 Cheney took a $32 million cut in pay because he knows the money
 being stolen from Social Security by the Bush Family Evil Empire
 makes $32 million look like a small pile of stale chicken feed.

 Doesn't anybody care about what they're doing?


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