Wednesday April 17,
2002 Send
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Alert - West Wing is a rerun again - they
must want that show to die. We have two episodes of The Job,
which ABC cancelled because it's funny, fresh and original,
the idiots! Surely they'll replace it with something worse.
Quotes
"Yesterday, the Supreme Court ruled that
virtual child porn is legal. Finally, some good news for the
Church!" -- Leno
Should
History Record the Unvarnished Bush? Official transcripts hide the blunders, the mistakes and gaffes.
Excerpt: "These transcripts are done for near-term history
as well as long-term history and it's a real
problem if they start rewriting them,"
said Joe Lockhart, Clinton's former press secretary.
"The White House is rewriting history."
Lockhart said the Clinton administration
never cleaned up transcripts except to correct
spelling, but veteran correspondents recall
the practice occurring in both Democratic and
GOP administrations. Lockhart's predecessor,
Mike McCurry, said he gave White House
stenographers "some leeway" to repair verbal
abuses, including the task of "restoring 'g' to
the English language" when Clinton's accent
deleted the sound.
Objection! When Clinton said, "I'm fixin' to whip
Bush's ass in this election," it's not "doctoring the transcript"
to put the "G" back in "fixin." But the young Bush boy
is mangling phrases and saying the opposite of
what he means so the White House AND the ever-protective whore
press are re-writing history.
That's not honor.
That's not dignity.
That's lying about what the Monkey president said.
I wonder if Bush ever "officially" said he was going to bring
bin Laden to justice,
or have the White House and Washington whore press rewritten
that pledge, too?
Busted by Greg Palast, as seen on bartcop.com Bush
Officials Met With Venezuelans Who Ousted Leader by The New York Whore Times
Excerpt: Senior members of the Bush administration
met several times in recent months with leaders of
a coalition that ousted the Venezuelan
president, Hugo Chávez, for two days last weekend,
and agreed with them that he should be
removed from office, administration officials said today.
Mr. Chávez has made himself very
unpopular with the Bush administration with his pro-Cuban
stance and mouthing of revolutionary
slogans — and, most recently, by threatening the
independence of Venezuela's state-owned
oil company, Petróleos de Venezuela, the
third-largest foreign supplier of American
oil.
The enemies of democracy strike again.
The Bush Family Evil Empire installs their puppet who
will "legally" trade his country's
resources for pennies on the dollar, expecting the B.F.E.E.
to make him rich in return.
...and the press and the Democrats just lie back and watch it
happen.
Coup?
What coup?
...and
down the stretch they come!
The mailboxes are humming like Ann Coulter at McDonald's.
Sub-Total
$22,450
Woo Hoo!!
We're picking up steam!
There's still time to get in!
Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime party!
There's no telling (and I mean that) who's going to be there.
Take that money you were saving for the kid's education and tell him
to
get his lazy ass a paper route because you're going to meet
Julie Hiatt Steele!
Woo Hoo!!
...and a case of Chinaco Anejo!
Looks like a party to me!
Don't get caught telling your friends ten years from now,
"I had a chance to meet Julie Hiatt Steele
back in 2002, but I was an idiot and didn't go -
I was such a tool!"
click
What Did
Bush Know - and When
Did He Know It?
Quotes
"O.J. Simpson is working on a documentary
of his life. The working title is "Dude, Where's
My Knife?" -- Dave
Tickets
are still available
Each ticket sold is more foundation and more security for Julie,
...so
let's party!
Also, I mentioned the Juliefest2002-DC
Soundtrack. ...so when you hear that Clash song on James's West24
sound system, shout out
"She fought the law and ...SHE
won, she fought the law and
...SHE won."
Biiiiiiiig party at Carville's
place!
Yesterday's USA Today said Bill Clinton surprised Helen Thomas
at a Women in Communications luncheon in New York Monday.
ATLANTA (AP) - Three lucky people won the
$325
million Big Game jackpot, lottery officials announced
Wednesday.
Each winning ticket is worth $108,333,333.
Say a prayer for those poor people, if you believe in that kind
of thing.
Their lives have just been taken away from them and ruined forever.
They're about to lose all their friends, their children have lost
their futures,
and their relatives won't be speaking to them once that first
check arrives.
Everyone they meet the rest of their wretched lives will want
their money.
If any of the winners are married, they'll be divorced by Christmas.
They've lost whatever grip they had on reality and their foundation
for life.
Odds are, in three years they will each be bankrupt, drug-addicted
alcoholics
and two of them will attempt suicide, at least one will probably
be successful,
and the note will say, "My life was
ruined on April 17, 2002."
It's a sad day for those "lucky" people.
I read about it on
Subject: bartcop.com at work
Well, it finally happened. At lunch today
I fire up the browser on my office computer, and click
the bookmark for bartcop.com.
I get the "Black Screen Of Death" informing me I was attempting
to access a site that had been blocked.
I tried several more times, just to make sure, and your site
is now definitely verboten. On a whim I
entered www.rushlimbaugh.com
to see if it was blocked.
Nope. Came right up.
So I emailed the censors to get the story as to
why a left-wing political site, but lets the right-wing
site on through. They answered fairly quickly,
pointing out that your site is listed under parody/humor,
and that it fit the criteria for blocking under
those categories. They refused to get any more specific
than that, such as actually explaining what was
objectionable...
Oh, well, now I can only read you after work...
Keep the Hammer swinging!!!
Walt
Walt, I'm the most dangerous kind of person - one who's willing to speak
out
against the illegal oil slicks who stole their way into the White
House.
Check out
From: Carol MW
I have been on a self-imposed blackout for
quite a while because I could not/would not
tolerate network or cable propaganda, and
the truth via yours and other websites had me
in a constant state of agitation also known
as pissed-off-ivity. So for equananimity, I turned
everything off and went on a stupied binge
like all the Rethugliklans around me.
It did not last, however; I had to come
back to you and Buzz, DU
and MWO.
Wow, what I have missed. Now the opportunity
to support Julie, a real hero, and revel
in the company of you - the Big Hammer,
Carville, maybe the Big Dog (yes, yes) and
fellow "hammerlets" is just too much. So,
count me in for the Juliefest.
Find enclosed check for $200; $100 for one
Juliefest ticket
and $100 for you to keep the hammer growing.
Carol, you're going to meet Julie Hiatt Steele, and you're going
to love her.
We've started calling her "The Tornado," because talking with
Julie is such an
intense experience - it'll be a conversation like you've never
had with anyone before.
When she walks in the room, you'll be able to feel the electricity.
Thanks for the assist and it's good to have you back.
Party in ten days!
Report:
U.S. Concludes Bin Laden Escaped Tora Bora
Excerpt: The Bush administration has concluded that
Osama bin Laden was at Tora Bora when U.S.
aircraft began bombing on Nov. 30. but
escaped because U.S. ground troops were not sent
to pursue the al Qaeda leader, The Washington
Post reported on Wednesday.
Spokesman Rear Adm. Craig Quigley, acknowledged
that dominant view among those
interviewed but dissents from the Tora
Bora analysis, the paper said.
"We have never seen anything that was convincing
to us at all that Osama bin Laden was present at
any stage of Tora Bora -- before, during
or after," Quigley told the Post. "I know you've got voices in
the intelligence community that are taking
a different view, but I wanted you to know our view as well."
"Truth is hard to come by in Afghanistan,"
Quigley said,
Yeah, and in Washington, too.
If bin Laden is caught or captured, President Pinhead will lose
his excuse to suspend the Constitution,
so bin Laden is safe until at least Bush's second term. By then,
the B.F.E.E. will have stolen trillions.
Crossfire
Moment
"The Washington Post" reports that the White
House routinely alters official transcripts of President Bush's remarks. Bush's
call for 4,000 years of community service magically became a more accurate 4,000 hours
and protesters criticizing Bush for his role in the Enron debacle simply disappeared from the
official record. And when Bush said the United States and Japan have been allies for, quote,
"a century and a half", the transcript was trimmed to just a half-century, much to the
gratitude of survivors of the Bataan death march. -- Paul Begala, one
of the few who's willing to fight back
Hey, Paul, you want to meet Julie Hiatt Steele?
Subject: Your Bonus Section
Hi, Bartcop!
I am one of the ONE out of five that clicked
to read your bonus section.
Why? Because I can't get enough of Bartcop!
Keep those bonus issues coming.
The slower democrats will catch on in time and
click on it....
-Maria
Hi, I'm John Fund.
I beat up women.
Got any women who
need a good beating?
Lemme know,
I'm cheap...
South
of the Border, Democracy Works by Joe Conason
Excerpt: It was a good week for democracy in Latin
America, and not
such a good week for democracy in Washington
and New York.
click
From: Nick
Subject: Venezuela
There's been some interesting coverage of this
in The Guardian. I'm not sure
if the US press would actually point out that
the White House seems to have
been involved in the coup (they were certainly
very happy when Chavez
'resigned' and then very pissed off when he came
back 48 hours later).
In my opinion, this could be the smoking gun that
does a lot of damage to
the thieves in the White House...actively trying
to overthrow a democratically
elected President while supposedly fighting for
'freedom and justice' - but I'm
sure Fox will tell us all there's no story there.
And an interesting article by Jonathan Freedland
on different perspectives
on the Israeli-Palestinian situation that helps
to explain why the US
and Europe are so far apart on it all:
Excerpt: Defending Yasser Arafat is impossible,
but it's absurd to pretend he's controlling events.
Veteran U.S. diplomat Zbigniew Brzezinski,
hardly a sentimental leftist, may have put it best.
The tragedy, he told an interviewer for
New Perspectives Quarterly, is that "a country that
started off as a symbol of recovery of
a people who were greatly persecuted now looks like
a country that is persecuting people. Meanwhile,
the United States and Israel are becoming
isolated internationally. This could hurt
America's ability to conduct its war on terrorism."
Day 11 of the idiotic
"Bush Doctrine" in the Middle East
Sharon
Defies Bush US President seen as a monkey's moron
The
Bush boy:Withdraw immediately! Stop
the suicide bombs.
Sharon:
Tell
you what - I'll withdraw "soon."
Arafat: ÊÏì ÇáÍæÇÑ,
little smirking boy
CNN says Dick Cheney paid taxes on an income of $4 million
for 2001.
They also said that was down from the $36 million he made
in 2000.
Question:
Did Dick Cheney willingly decide to work twenty times harder for
a $32 million cut in pay?
Did the oil man in bad health give up $32 a year to help the starving
children?
Did the oil man in bad health give up $32 a year to help the
poor get health care?
Did the oil man in bad health give up $32 a year to help America's
working families?
ha ha
No, that's not what happened.
Cheney took a $32 million cut in pay because he knows the money being stolen from Social Security by the Bush
Family Evil Empire makes $32 million look like a small pile of stale chicken
feed.
Doesn't
anybody care about what they're doing?
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