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Quotes
"Chavez was legitimately elected, but
legitimacy
is conferred by more than just
a majority of the Vote.
-- the non-legal Bush Administration, explaining
their Venezuelan coup
Yeah, the majority of the voters are just a small part of it, right guys?
...and, as always, the press and the Democrats just lie back and enjoy it.
Coup?
What coup?
Update
The
case of Clifford Baxter:
more questions raised over alleged suicide of Enron executive
Excerpt:
Other questions have been raised about
the fatal wound, which was very large,
according to the coroner’s report. One
estimate of the spread pattern of rat shot
suggests that the gun muzzle must have
been two to three feet away from his temple
for the shot to have diverged that much,
an improbably awkward position for a suicide.
The day after the CBS report, Texas Attorney
General John Cornyn ordered the release
of the suicide note that was found on the
seat of Carol Baxter’s car in the family garage.
Cornyn is the Republican candidate for
US Senate in Texas,
to fill the seat being given up by Phil
Gramm.
Why did the police call this a suicide before they knew how he
died?
How many favors do they owe the Bush family and Enron?
Who holds a gun 2-3 feet away when committing suicide?
Was it a coinicidence that Baxter was about to testify?
Who shoots themself if the head, then reaches out to brace their
fall
so they don't get hurt when they hit the asphalt?
The "suicide" note was written in block capital letters and "signed"
in block capitals
rather than handwriting, making it impossible to determine who
wrote the note.
The Bush family owns Texas - we'll never find out who murdered
"the rat" who
was about to tell what he knew about Enron - ...and Bush's invovlement?
Subject: Walt can't get
you at work...
(see yesterday's issue)
i have the opposite problem. i'm a system
engineer who sends out links to
your site daily and has blocked all access
to PSYCHO-CONSERVATIVE sites.
you seek balance and you shall find it.
koresh be praised.
dave
ha ha
His will be done.
Thanks
When you're young and in love, only one thing matters...
bartcop.com!
Read it every day.
US returns to bad old ways in Venezuela
Excerpt:
The one important thing to be learnt from
the Venezuelan coup is that the United States has not
changed its view that only Governments
acceptable to Washington can be allowed to survive in
Latin America and that like it or not,
the United States will undermine and help overthrow even
legally elected administrations if it so
chooses. This became obvious when Pentagon sources
gleefully revealed that the United States
provided critical military and intelligence support to the
Venezuelan military coup against President
Hugo Chavez on Friday 12th April.
The legal government of Venezuela was overthrown so the greedy
Bush Family Evil Empire
could get a better deal for Venezuelan assets from their hand-picked
puppet.
...and down the stretch they come!
After four years in an isolation chamber
designed to break her, Julie Hiatt Steele is about
to make her official return to the real
world. We only have nine days to make this one of
the best days of her life. After being
banned from using the phone or talking to friends
or neighbors for a long, lone time, Julie
will be surrounded by friends next Saturday night.
She gave up her home for a principle.
I think, to show a little solidarity, every
homeowner who is reading this ought to send her
$25
as some wacky Karmic defense against the government making you lose YOUR
home.
You renters, too.
Are you living in a condemned apartment?
No?
Well Julie is, and she'll be homeless again
in fifty days.
I think you renters might consider a little
Karmic protection, too.
If there's any way you can make it, get
to West24
next weekend..
What other chance will you have to meet
someone this brave and heroic?
You'd do it for Abe Lincoln, right?
They say Lincoln was so honest, he once
walked five miles to return a library book.
Hell, Julie gave up the home she loved
for her "library book."
Lincoln has nothing on Julie Hiatt
Steele in the honesty/integrity department.
If you can't make it to West24
consider sending her a little something.
If you're totally flat broke, at least
send her an e-mail of support.
juliehiattsteele@bartcop.com
She gave up more than any private citizen should ever be asked to give.
Tickets
are still available
Each ticket sold is more foundation and more security for Julie, ...so let's party!
Also, I mentioned the Juliefest2002-DC
Soundtrack.
...so when you hear that Clash song on James's West24
sound system, shout out
"She fought the law and ...SHE
won,
she fought the law and
...SHE won."
Biiiiiiiig party at Carville's place!
Subject: Angie Harmon
On yesterday's CNN Inside Politics Jonathan Carl
spoke with her
after she met some people on the Hill. She is
republican.
Michelle
Michelle,
That's not surprising, considering her "Let's
hang them all," L&O persona.
Besides, I'm not looking to marry her or anything, ...at least not
for longer than a weekend.
Quotes
"We've had our first tree suicide bomber,
or suicide dropper, as the case
may be."
--Rush Limbaugh, flaunting his lack of basic human decency
by laughing
at a woman who died trying to save the
forests from Bush's chain saw.
Mail from Julie
A new Julie letter came in from Marian in Missouri.
You need to read this because Julie says nice things about me.
Thanks, Marian
From last night's chat on MIRC channel #bartcop
Bart: Brew, you've talked to Julie - how would you describe her in conversation?
Brew: Imagine a sweet, southern belle
calling an auction
ha ha
She's a tornado with more charm than a lucky leprachaun.
You just can't miss Juliefest2002-DC
You'll kick yourself for the next 40 years if you miss this party.
I read about it on
http://www.mediawhoresonline.net/doctrine.htm
Sixty years ago today...
..
April 18, 1942
US bombers launch the first air raid against the Japanese
home islands.
Excerpt:
April 18, 1942 - Sixteen Army B-25 bombers
struck Tokyo, Yokohama, Kobe and Nagoya
Japan today. The attacks caused little
physical damage to the Japanese home island, but the
attack cause severe consternation in the
Japanese military high command and other officials.
It is felt that the blow was in large part
responsible for the Japanese reducing their plans for
continued expansion in the Pacific.
Also, the Japanese diverted their limited resources to the
occupation of Chekiang province in China
in order to prevent this type of over flight mission
from happening again
Check out 
Subject: Vick on The Shield, and John Fund
bc,
I wonder if, the first time he hit
a woman, John Fund hesitated like Vick did
on Tuesday's installment of The Shield,
before he beat the crap out of the
hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold in order to
protect her from a murder beef.
Some guys are just princes, aren't they?
Annie
Let's ask him:
Hey, John, do you hesitate when you beat a woman
or do you get right down to business?
"I'm a
busy man.
I
have no time for foreplay.
I
just beat them and leave."
Judge Backs Oregon Assisted Suicide
Excerpt:
A federal judge ruled Wednesday that the
U.S. Justice Department lacks
the authority to overturn an Oregon law
that allows physician-assisted suicides.
U.S. District Judge Robert Jones scolded
Attorney General John Ashcroft,
saying Ashcroft, "with no advance warning
to Oregon ... fired the first shot in the
battle between the state of Oregon and
the federal government."
This is more proof that the Republicans are just lying when they
say they want a
less powerful federal government and they back state's rights.
The truth is, they want
to force their religiously-insane views on us the way they forced
their votes on us.
They are lying.
They aren't for less government.
They aren't for state's rights.
They are for forcing their insane views on the majority of sane
Americans.
They must be stopped.
Quotes
"An appointed President with his Patriot
Act, Homeland Security,
and a never-ending war agenda,
simply terrifies me."
-- Julie Hiatt Steele, 4/17/02
...and she doesn't scare that easily
click
Short issue today, Vic the Nut didn't come in so I can't be at my desk.
Day 12 of the idiotic "Bush Doctrine" in the Middle East
Sharon
Defies Bush
US President seen as a monkey's moron
The Bush boy: Withdraw immediately! Stop the suicide bombs.
Sharon:
Tell
you what - I'll withdraw "soon."
Arafat: ÊÏì ÇáÍæÇÑ,
little smirking boy
Quotes
"The recession -- no question, I remember when
I was campaigning, I said,
'Would you ever deficit spend?' And
I said, 'yes, only if there were a time of war,
or recession, or a national emergency.
Never thought we'd get... (laughter
and applause)
And so we have a temporary deficit in
our budget, because we are at war,
we're recovering, our economy is recovering,
and we've had a national emergency.
Never did I dream we'd have the trifecta."
-- Dubya, Washington, D.C., Apr. 16, 2002
I get a little angrier every time that son of a bitch jokes about September 11th.
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