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"Chavez was legitimately elected, but
is conferred by more than just a majority of the Vote.
-- the non-legal Bush Administration, explaining their Venezuelan coup
Yeah, the majority of the voters are just a small part of it, right guys?
...and, as always, the press and the Democrats just lie back and enjoy it.
case of Clifford Baxter:
more questions raised over alleged suicide of Enron executive
Other questions have been raised about the fatal wound, which was very large,
according to the coronerís report. One estimate of the spread pattern of rat shot
suggests that the gun muzzle must have been two to three feet away from his temple
for the shot to have diverged that much, an improbably awkward position for a suicide.
The day after the CBS report, Texas Attorney
General John Cornyn ordered the release
of the suicide note that was found on the seat of Carol Baxterís car in the family garage.
Cornyn is the Republican candidate for US Senate in Texas,
to fill the seat being given up by Phil Gramm.
Why did the police call this a suicide before they knew how he
How many favors do they owe the Bush family and Enron?
Who holds a gun 2-3 feet away when committing suicide?
Was it a coinicidence that Baxter was about to testify?
Who shoots themself if the head, then reaches out to brace their fall
so they don't get hurt when they hit the asphalt?
The "suicide" note was written in block capital letters and "signed"
in block capitals
rather than handwriting, making it impossible to determine who wrote the note.
The Bush family owns Texas - we'll never find out who murdered
"the rat" who
was about to tell what he knew about Enron - ...and Bush's invovlement?
Subject: Walt can't get
you at work...
(see yesterday's issue)
i have the opposite problem. i'm a system
engineer who sends out links to
your site daily and has blocked all access to PSYCHO-CONSERVATIVE sites.
you seek balance and you shall find it.
koresh be praised.
His will be done.
When you're young and in love, only one thing matters...
Read it every day.
US returns to bad old ways in Venezuela
The one important thing to be learnt from the Venezuelan coup is that the United States has not
changed its view that only Governments acceptable to Washington can be allowed to survive in
Latin America and that like it or not, the United States will undermine and help overthrow even
legally elected administrations if it so chooses. This became obvious when Pentagon sources
gleefully revealed that the United States provided critical military and intelligence support to the
Venezuelan military coup against President Hugo Chavez on Friday 12th April.
The legal government of Venezuela was overthrown so the greedy
Bush Family Evil Empire
could get a better deal for Venezuelan assets from their hand-picked puppet.
...and down the stretch they come!
After four years in an isolation chamber
designed to break her, Julie Hiatt Steele is about
to make her official return to the real world. We only have nine days to make this one of
the best days of her life. After being banned from using the phone or talking to friends
or neighbors for a long, lone time, Julie will be surrounded by friends next Saturday night.
She gave up her home for a principle.
I think, to show a little solidarity, every
homeowner who is reading this ought to send her
$25 as some wacky Karmic defense against the government making you lose YOUR home.
You renters, too.
Are you living in a condemned apartment? No?
Well Julie is, and she'll be homeless again in fifty days.
I think you renters might consider a little Karmic protection, too.
If there's any way you can make it, get
What other chance will you have to meet someone this brave and heroic?
You'd do it for Abe Lincoln, right?
They say Lincoln was so honest, he once
walked five miles to return a library book.
Hell, Julie gave up the home she loved for her "library book."
Lincoln has nothing on Julie Hiatt Steele in the honesty/integrity department.
If you can't make it to West24 consider sending her a little something.
If you're totally flat broke, at least send her an e-mail of support.
She gave up more than any private citizen should ever be asked to give.
Tickets are still available
Each ticket sold is more foundation and more security for Julie, ...so let's party!
Also, I mentioned the Juliefest2002-DC
...so when you hear that Clash song on James's West24 sound system, shout out
"She fought the law and ...SHE won,
she fought the law and ...SHE won."
Biiiiiiiig party at Carville's place!
Subject: Angie Harmon
On yesterday's CNN Inside Politics Jonathan Carl
spoke with her
after she met some people on the Hill. She is republican.
That's not surprising, considering her "Let's hang them all," L&O persona.
Besides, I'm not looking to marry her or anything, ...at least not for longer than a weekend.
"We've had our first tree suicide bomber,
or suicide dropper, as the case may be."
--Rush Limbaugh, flaunting his lack of basic human decency by laughing
at a woman who died trying to save the forests from Bush's chain saw.
Mail from Julie
A new Julie letter came in from Marian in Missouri.
You need to read this because Julie says nice things about me.
From last night's chat on MIRC channel #bartcop
Bart: Brew, you've talked to Julie - how would you describe her in conversation?
Brew: Imagine a sweet, southern belle
calling an auction
She's a tornado with more charm than a lucky leprachaun.
You just can't miss Juliefest2002-DC
You'll kick yourself for the next 40 years if you miss this party.
I read about it on
Sixty years ago today...
April 18, 1942
US bombers launch the first air raid against the Japanese home islands.
April 18, 1942 - Sixteen Army B-25 bombers struck Tokyo, Yokohama, Kobe and Nagoya
Japan today. The attacks caused little physical damage to the Japanese home island, but the
attack cause severe consternation in the Japanese military high command and other officials.
It is felt that the blow was in large part responsible for the Japanese reducing their plans for
continued expansion in the Pacific. Also, the Japanese diverted their limited resources to the
occupation of Chekiang province in China in order to prevent this type of over flight mission
from happening again
Subject: Vick on The Shield, and John Fund
I wonder if, the first time he hit a woman, John Fund hesitated like Vick did
on Tuesday's installment of The Shield, before he beat the crap out of the
hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold in order to protect her from a murder beef.
Some guys are just princes, aren't they?
Let's ask him:
Hey, John, do you hesitate when you beat a woman
or do you get right down to business?
"I'm a busy man.
I have no time for foreplay.
I just beat them and leave."
Judge Backs Oregon Assisted Suicide
A federal judge ruled Wednesday that the U.S. Justice Department lacks
the authority to overturn an Oregon law that allows physician-assisted suicides.
U.S. District Judge Robert Jones scolded
Attorney General John Ashcroft,
saying Ashcroft, "with no advance warning to Oregon ... fired the first shot in the
battle between the state of Oregon and the federal government."
This is more proof that the Republicans are just lying when they
say they want a
less powerful federal government and they back state's rights. The truth is, they want
to force their religiously-insane views on us the way they forced their votes on us.
They are lying.
They aren't for less government.
They aren't for state's rights.
They are for forcing their insane views on the majority of sane Americans.
They must be stopped.
"An appointed President with his Patriot
Act, Homeland Security,
and a never-ending war agenda, simply terrifies me."
-- Julie Hiatt Steele, 4/17/02 ...and she doesn't scare that easily
Short issue today, Vic the Nut didn't come in so I can't be at my desk.
Day 12 of the idiotic "Bush Doctrine" in the Middle East
US President seen as a monkey's moron
The Bush boy: Withdraw immediately! Stop the suicide bombs.
you what - I'll withdraw "soon."
Arafat: ÊÏì ÇáÍæÇÑ, little smirking boy
"The recession -- no question, I remember when
I was campaigning, I said,
'Would you ever deficit spend?' And I said, 'yes, only if there were a time of war,
or recession, or a national emergency. Never thought we'd get... (laughter and applause)
And so we have a temporary deficit in
our budget, because we are at war,
we're recovering, our economy is recovering, and we've had a national emergency.
Never did I dream we'd have the trifecta."
-- Dubya, Washington, D.C., Apr. 16, 2002
I get a little angrier every time that son of a bitch jokes about September 11th.
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