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Volume 793 - Crawling up a Mountain 


 May 15, 2002 


"While most pictures are worth a thousand words, a photo that seeks
  to capitalize on one of the most tragic moments in our nation's history
  is worth only one — disgraceful."
    -- Al Gore, who may be ready to start his 2000 campaign for president.

 Bush's Media Visit Breaks School Rules

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 Gov. Jeb Bush made a campaign visit to Wimauma Elementary School on Tuesday
 with a crowd of television cameras in tow, despite a Hillsborough County school
 system policy intended to prevent campaigning in county schools.

 Hey, his name is Bush and his daddy ran the CIA so rules don't apply.

Chicago Tribune map of 'notable cases'
 involving priests raping altar boys
 You'll be surprised how many there are.

 Click  Here


 Alleged rape victim shoots priest

  Click  Here

 BALTIMORE (AP) - A Roman Catholic priest was shot and seriously wounded
 by a man who had accused him of abuse nine years ago, authorities said Tuesday.

 Dontee Stokes, 26, surrendered, saying he had shot the Rev. Maurice Blackwell,
 police spokeswoman Ragina Averella said. Blackwell was in serious but stable
 condition Tuesday at the University of Maryland Shock Trauma Center.

 I don't like the violence, but what jury will vote to convict these shooters?
 "It's OK, God wants you to do this for me, now drop your pants."

 That's a guaranteed insanity defense.

"While most pictures are worth a thousand words,
a photo that seeks to capitalize on one of the most tragic
moments in our nation's history  is worth only one — disgraceful."
    -- Al Gore, who seems to be starting his 2000 campaign for president.

 BartCop MIRC chat

 Have you ever been there?
 Seems like there's always somebody there.

 To find out how to get there Click  Here.

 I'm in there a few times a week, usually between 9-midnight.
 Julie shows up now & then, and you'll get to know the regulars real quick.

From: Moose & Squirrel

Me and the wife are heading East to participate this coming Saturday in the Ashcroft protest.
Anybody else going to attend?
I am going to make a sign up with bartcop.com on it and take some pictures with the Mavica.
This is going to fun.

Maybe you can post this link about the protest.



 Thanks to everyone who bought a Juliefest2002-DC t-shirt.

 That idea made over a thousand dollars for Julie and, hopefully,
 you got a little something to remember that special occasion.
 Julie told me she signed quite a few shirts, so I guess many of them will never be worn.

 If we have another Fest, we'll order many more shirts.

 Does anyone know where we can get a list of wealthy Bush
 contributors who have spent the night in the Lincoln Bedroom?


 "...a lot of people that know we won the popular vote last time and a lot
   of people think we won the vote in Florida last time. I'm one of them."
      -- Big Dog

 The last few days I mentioned that you can get Chinaco Anejo
 delivered for $45 from http://www.67wine.com in New York.

 The owner wrote and said he's had a run on Chinaco Anejo
 the last few days and he asked how he could advertise on  bartcop.com

 I told him, "Dude, send no money - send Chinaco, instead."

 May is Pilonidal Cyst Awareness Month
  A Special Message from Rush Limbaugh

   Click  Here

 Note: In the sixties, Rush wanted to go to Vietnam, because he really
 saw the value in dying in a swamp 12,000 miles from the United States,
 but gosh darnit, the army rejected him because his butt was too dirty.
 This is true, he's talked about it on his hate show.

 Two of a Kind
    by Gene Lyons

  Click  Here

 According to The Morning News of Springdale, "Dr. Laura," as she's known to fans
 who tune in to hear her belittle and scold the sadsacks who call seeking her advice,
 told a gathering of GOP women that nobody can judge Hutchinson without knowing
 the whole story of his divorce and remarriage, and that he's entitled to keep it secret.
 "The family has a right not to discuss this matter in public," Schlessinger opined
 "and that's a line we don't cross."

 Oh don't we? Has Dr. Laura read the "Starr Report?"


 Nevertheless, the suspicion persists that Hutchinson hasn't made a categorial denial
 because he can't. There may be a touching human story behind the Senator's actions,
 just as there's probably a complex tale explaining how those Penthouse-style nude
 photos of a woman closely resembling a younger-albeit quite shameless-Dr. Laura
 came to be all over the internet. (Gentlemen, start your search engines.) It couldn't be
 that Arkansas' Republican senator and talk radio's most censorious moralist are a
 matched pair of pious hypocrites, willing to join the public condemnation of another
 man for sins they found a way to forgive in themselves.

 ha ha
 Go Gene!

 Be sure to check 

The Sopranos will finally be back for a  fourth season on September 15.
The long-coming new season will premiere nearly a year and a half since the
third season ended in May 2001. The seemingly interminable delay has been
blamed on series mastermind David Chase's perfectionistic ways.

You learn all kinds of things by reading Marty's BartCop E!

 Some people have written about the voluntary subscription idea.
 I'm working on the code to make that happen.
 Should be available by tomorrow.

 I'm putting packages together with goodies for subcribers.


 "I love springtime in New York, but it's been windy.
  Today I was walking through Central Park and it was
  so windy that I saw a squirrel tying down his nuts."
    -- Dave

 News Corp. Posts $4 Billion Loss

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 News Corp., the media conglomerate controlled by Rupert Murdoch (R-Whore),
 reported a $4 billion net loss Tuesday for its latest quarter due to a write-down in
 its investment in Gemstar-TV Guide International Inc., whose stock price has
 plummeted amid concerns about its accounting and management.

 ha ha

 A shot of Chinaco for Ruper the Whore losing billions.

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 Wrong About Enron, But Still in Charge
    by smokin' Joe Conason

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 And from the White House came the pronouncements of Mr. Energy himself,
 Vice President Dick Cheney, who sternly lectured the California Democrats
 as they pleaded for relief from the federal government. "We get politicians
 who want to go out and blame somebody and allege there is some kind of
 conspiracy, whether it’s the oil companies or whoever it might be, instead
 of dealing with the real issues," he groused. (To Mr. Cheney the "real issues"
 were not Enron’s market-rigging, of course, but the industry’s demands for
 more tax breaks, further deregulation and permission to drill wherever they please.)

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 Today in History

 In 1972, George C. Wallace was shot by Arthur Bremer and left paralyzed
 while campaigning in Laurel, Md., for the Democratic presidential nomination.

 Help me out here - didn't Bremer also shoot Vernon Jordan?
 Jordan was shot by the same guy who shot somebody, was it Bremer?

 Consumer Consumption


 First hour of Wednesday's show, Rush said,
"Tom Daschle passed a law to protect a North Dakota polluter."

 I never claimed I knew everything about politics,
 but what year did President Daschle sign that into law?

 How could this happen without me knowing?

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