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Julie Hiatt Steele
"He disgusts me, and I know I'm not supposed
to say this because I'm a good Democrat,
but he lied to me when he said, 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman,'
and then put the scarlet-letter blow job on her for the rest of her life...I hate you."
--Rosie O'Donnell, attacking Clinton to get publicity for her stand-up career
Rosie, you ignorant slut, allow me to set you straight.
I'm an ignorant slut
First, you're a "good Democrat" the same way that James Woods,
Pat Caddell, Chris the Screamer and Ralph Nader are "good Democrats."
Second, he told the truth when he said he'd haver had sexual relations
That's why she called him "a big creep," remember?
Do you ever think before opening your slut mouth?
Third, he didn't put shit on Monica's forehead - Monica went yapping
to everyone she
ever met that she was blowing the president. Clinton tried to keep it quiet, remember?
Fourth, the ONLY reason you know about Clinton's sex life, which
is none of your
goddamn business, is because Bill Clinton is the most investigated man in history.
Did you think about that before you opened your slut mouth?
Fifth, the reason he's the most investigated man in history is
because the old, white men
who think YOU are a sexual deviate who shouldn't be allowed to mother children spent
hundreds of millions of dollars (including the press) to dig deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
into his sex life, threatening everyone they found with death in prison unless they gave up
some dirt on the bst president you and I have even known.
Sixth, the reason these old, white homophobic misogynists hated
Clinton because he treated
blacks and gays with respect and he treated themn as equals. The GOP will spend ANY
amount of money to prevent blacks and gays from becoming "normal" members of society.
Think about it, Rosie.
You say nice things about the homophobic moron who stole the White House, but you call
Bill Clinton "disgusting" because he was injured fighting FIGHTING YOUR WAR!
Pickles Bush isn't even allowed to state an opinion because her husband told her to shut up.
Lastly, how can we even trust that your hate-filled slut remarks
You're trying to create a media splash, calling yourself, "The bitch who ain't so nice anymore."
Admit it, Rosie.
You're a whore, looking for some publicity. You knew if you went after the best president that
blacks, gays and the poor ever had, and stabbed him in the back like "a good Democrat,"
it would get a whooooooooooole lot of publicity.
Admit it, Rosie.
You knew if you stabbed your old friend in the back, the men who HATE you and want to take
your kids from you, people like Rush, Hannity, O'Reilly etc, would get a lot of glee out of it.
Admit it, Rosie.
You're such a whore, you're a millionaire who'd sell out the gay cause for a few extra dollars.
The only thing I hate worse than a rich whore is a back-stabbing traitor.
You are both.
Cut $1B from Wildfire Prevention Budget
Bush's budget for next year  would eliminate $600 million in fire fighting costs
from the Department of Agriculture and $385 million from a similar program in the
Department of the Interior. Laverty said approximately $142 million also would be cut
from a program to clear out brush that fuels fires.
Rep. Norm Dicks, D-Wash., said it's
a bad idea to "pull back the money
and undercut the plan in the second year."
Remember when New Mexico burned and they blamed Clinton?
Here's PROOF that Bush cut the "clear out brush" budget by a BILLION DOLLARS
so his billionaire friends and oil buddies could get their precious billion dollar tax cuts.
...and the Democrats are too afraid to mention any of this.
But Bart - fires happen!
How can you blame Dubya?
Stop being so negative, Bart!
You can't hardly read it
but the donkey is Alan Colmes.
Subject: Buck Fush
Just to let you know - the T-shirt arrived yesterday
and all was fine with
it. I was wearing it about yesterday and got a few appreciative comments,
so the word's being spread to the UK!
Nick, the BartBooks manager and senior bartcop.com
was closest to the time Tyson got his clock cleaned by Lennox Lewis.
Unlike America, the Brits have a free press
George W's bloody folly
This is a foreign policy failure for George Bush. If he were a Democrat, both the
Washington press corps and Congress would already be racking it up alongside the
unextinguished threat from al-Qaida and the continued freedom from captivity of bin Laden.
Those failures, and now the guarantee of further slaughter in the Middle East, should be
prompting hard questions about Bush and his war on terror. America needs to snap out
of its post-9/11 torpor of consensus and realise there is a leadership problem in the US
- and his name is George Bush.
"Wow. I haven't had a handjob this good
since.....uh, I mean,
I haven't heard bullshit like this since.......THE LAST BUSH!"
-- David S, who got an e-mail full of crap from Lee C. Tashjian, Jr.
VP University Relations, The Ohio State University, who claimed that
the order students were given to applaud Smirk wasn't an order
Subject: Since Clinton left, NASDAQ lost 65% & Dow lost 21%
Anyone who invests in Wall Street either through
stocks, mutual funds, IRAs, money market funds
or has a pension fund has good reason to be mad at George W. Bush. It seems that all these funds
have lost a tremendous amount of money during the 19 months that Bush has been in office.
Doubts about an economic recovery and the continuation
of the Bush recession again forced
stocks lower on Tuesday. The NASDAQ composite index finished down 36 points on Tuesday
to close at 1423, the lowest close following the Sept. 11 attacks, as the market's major indicators
all fell to new lows for the year. When Bill Clinton left office the NASDAQ was at 4069.
Doing the math, that's a loss of 2,646 or 65%.
The Dow Jones industrials fell 155 points to close
at 9126. When Bill Clinton left office,
the Dow Jones Industrial Avg. was at 11,500. Again doing the math, that's a whopping
loss of 2,374 points or 21% under Bush's 'leadership,'
It's obvious that who occupies the White House
has an enormous effect on what Wall Street does.
Say what you want about politics, but with a Republican in charge, you better watch your wallet.
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On the Ground
An Update on the Rodeo Fire
by Las Vegas Dave, a bartcop.com exclusive
It seems as though Mr. Bush's visit illicits 2 responses:
1. What I call the "George as Jesus" response
- Bush is coming here to save eastern Arizona
from the evil, hell-like fires. His presence alone will solve the problems and provide necessary relief.
2. The "That was it? Where is my federal
disaster relief check?" response. George pops in,
shakes hands with some fire fighters in staged media events that are not open to the public,
and then pops back out. In a local television interview, one woman says,
"I'm totally disappointed. He didn't mention anything about money."
The local ABC affiliate broke into scheduled daytime
programming to cover Bush's speech.
The news anchor turns the broadcast over to the local reporter, who says, "He's already gone.
They won't let is within 500 yards of where Bush spoke. They let in 2 media pool cameras,
and that was it." The local reporter then talks to the woman mentioned above, who rips into
George for about 60 seconds. "Governor Hull has done a better job than Bush," she says.
High time to reassess Bush
"The terrorist attack of Sept. 11 was a terrible tragedy for the nation
and the world; but for George Bush, it was a gift from Allah."
Daddy was right again!
When the Dow drops to 3500
we can buy whole industries for
just a few cents on the dollar.
We have an update on The Rio
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I have reached Julie and Christian, (both were waaaaay excited
about JulieFestWest in Vegas!)
We have a confirmed date for the September 27-29th weekend.
Let me hear from you
It is the Oil, Stupid!
Sept. 11, 2001 - WTC disaster.
Bush goes to war against Afghanistan even
though none of the
hijackers came from Afghanistan. Isn't that strange?
Bush blamed Bin Laden but has never offered
saying it's a "secret." Isn't that strange?
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Confidence in war on terror wanes
One in three Americans say the United States is winning
the war on terrorism, according to a USA TODAY/CNN/Gallup Poll.
Half say the war is at a stalemate.
Only 1/3 think we're winning?
That means 2/3 thinks we're not.
Bush hasn't even come close to finding bin Laden
and the anthrax murderer is still laughing at how inept we are.
Five trillion dollars, the Clinton Surplus, is missing from Social Security
and the Unelected Fraud's approval ratings are where?
Meanwhile, the American good puppy press praises his every move
while the Democrats salute extra-sharply when they see him.
Get off his back, Bart!
He's doing a great job!!
Christ, I need a drink...
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I was not able to attend the event,
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