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Quotes
"The Saudis are active at every level of the
terror chain,
from planners to financiers, from cadre
to foot-soldier, from ideologist to cheerleader,"
-- Laurent Murawiec, a Rand Corporation analyst, briefing
the Pentagon
Hell, we knew that.
So why should the Bush Family Evil Empire be in bed with them?
Poppy's been sleeping with King Faud for decades, and bin Laden
is Faud's boy
U.S.
Defies Judge on Enemy Combatant
Justice Dept. Refuses To Provide Documents
Bush says "Screw the law, my family needs to earn"
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Excerpt:
The Justice Department yesterday defied
a federal judge's order to provide him
with documents that would have supported
the government's classification of a man
captured in Afghanistan and being held
in a Navy brig in Norfolk as an "enemy combatant."
Why should Bush obey the law?
Who's going to stop him?
Me?
You?
The gelding Democrats?
The (make me gag) Press?
They are stealing hundreds of billions from the Treasury and
they don't want to stop.
The only chance we have is Larry Klayman, John McCain, Jim Jeffords
et al.
This country has been taken over by lawless thugs, and we're
powerless.
Inspector
Closeau, Call Your Office
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
Prepared at Clinton's insistence, the plan
was ready in late 2000, but put on hold
pending the presidential election. Alas,
Bush's people, obsessed with national missile
defense and contemptuous of Clinton, shelved
Clarke's plan until it was too late.
Now Condoleeza Rice says she doesn't recall
the briefing; the White House alibis that
the plan wasn't "aggressive" enough. For
months, people who despair of President Junior's
blundering economic policies have credited
him with decisive action against al-Qaeda.
Now we know why.
Quotes
"George Bush has failed upward all his life."
-- heard on the Mike Malloy show.
Mike Malloy will be appearing on CNN TALKBACK LIVE today 
between 3:00PM and 4:00PM Eastern time
Saw a survey that said 48 percent of Nevada
wants legal pot,
and 48 percent are screaming "But, ...but
it's the Devil's weed. Save us, Jesus!"
Couldn't we, just once, make a legal/medical decison
without interference from hysterical religious fundamentalism?
Bush I. was a star baseball player at Andover.
Bush II. didn't even make the varsity team.
Bush I. got straight A's at Yale.
Bush II. got D's and C's.
Bush I. was a heroic WWII fighter pilot.
Bush II. patrolled the coast of Texas during
Vietnam
and quit flying when the National Guard began drug testing.
Bush I. went to Texas and built a successful oil
business.
Bush II.'s oil business failed almost immediately.
Bush I. fought a short war with Iraq that achieved
its
objectives with relatively few U.S. causalities.
Bush II....?
Visit http://gwbush.com for Dubya's side of the story.
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It's
Time for Our Government to Answer Questions
by Ted Rall
Excerpt:
"What did Bush know and when did he know it?
A few months ago it was revealed that, while vacationing
in Crawford, Texas on August 6, 2001, Bush
had received an "analytical report" warning from Condi Rice
that a terrorist attack was imminent. What
was the exact nature of that warning? How detailed was it?
Should Bush have cut short his vacation
and headed back to Washington?
Why doesn't the Bush Administration want
a real investigation of 9-11?
What is he hiding?
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Excerpt:
"Ken Lay—along with his buds in the executive
suite—famously ran Enron into the ground.
He ripped off tens of thousands of electricity
consumers in California, lying to them,
manipulating the so-called free market
while hiding the true nature of the corporate
business from its stockholders and the
government.
Surely Lay and the other chieftains at
Enron ought to be charged with criminal
malfeasance of some sort—fraud, conspiracy
under the racketeering laws, obstruction
of justice, or perjury, just for starters.
Lay happens to be a major Bush family supporter,
having financed both presidents'
political conquests and acted as the frat brat's confidant
on energy policy. Natch, he doesn't get
charged with anything."
Remember how Rush and all the other psycho right-wingers GUARANTEED
everyones
that California's energy problems were all the fault of the liberals?
This is another reason
why Rush Limbaugh could never win a debate of any kind on any
topic. He lies.
He's a serial truth molester.
He doesn't just have a nutty opinion - he fabricates "facts" from
whole cloth, then gives
the "Rush Guarantee" that never gets tested because his calls
are so tightly screened.
When Rush tells his sheep he's been "documented right 98 percent
of the time," they
don't realize they're being handjobbed by the biggest charlatan
in show-biz history.
Are you like me?
Are you forced to work with the most ignorant ditto-monkey on
the planet?
Vic the nutty racist was going on and on about his hero, Charlie
Daniels.
Charlie said Clinton was a bad man and George Bush was God, so
Vic
went to ragging on me... but then he made his big mistake.
He said, "Gore was going to be such a bad president, his own people were glad he lost."
I, of course, asked him if he heard that horseshit from Hannity
or Rush,
and Vic the nutty racist said, "No,
I heard them say it myself!"
That was a fatal mistake, because I jumped up and made a big production
about,
"Vic will now give us the names of the Gore staffers whom he personally
heard
say that they were glad Gore lost because he wasn't going
to be a good president.
After working for Gore for free for a damn year, these people
confessed to Vic
and he will now furnish the names of those staffers who worked
for a loser.
Take it away, Vic."
Poor nutty racist Vic - he had no where to go.
He kinda stammered that he couldn't remember their names, so I
cut him off with,
"Oh! ...so after passing on the erroneous information that he CLAIMS
he witnessed,
Vic shoots a blank when the nut-cutting gets down to business.
Typical ditto-monkey."
ha ha
It would've been great to have on tape.
Moral of the story?
Don't ever let some ditto-monkey get away with horseshit
we all know is false.
Jesus, Fox News has build an empire on slacious and false gossip.
That shit should be stopped in its tracks, stepped on like a
scurrying cockroach.
Torch
Gets Burned, But What About Al?
by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
Compared with Al D’Amato’s behavior at
the time of his ethics episode,
Mr. Torricelli is a portrait of contrition.
The Bush
team - hated all over the world
You are out of bounds sayig that Bush commited
a crime by pardoning that is his right to do
so.
Hey, Monkey, nice spelling and sentence structure.
Clinton was an embarasment to this country and
his name
tarnished the long earned respect this country
once had.
You've got that exactly wrong.
Unlike the Chimp, Clinton was no idiot, and treated our allies
with respect and they returned that respect. The press in every
other country wondered why America spent eight years crucifying
the best opresident we've ever had.
Thanks to Bush the world is startin to respect us once again
Good God, don't you own a computer?
I guess you've been reading the US papers that are covering for the
Chimp,
but try reading a paper from Europe and see what the world really thinks
about a born-rich, snot-nosed frat-boy who never worked a day in his
life.
Our allies hate us now.
Quotes
"We cannot say to the president, Mr. President,
you can do any old thing you
want, it's all right with us."
--Maxine Waters, one of the few fighters
we have
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Know of any good bits or issues that need a repeat?
Ted Rall toon
Quotes
"How many of you get a month vacation?
Well President Bush is on his month-long
vacation.
The White House calls it a 'working
vacation.'
That pretty much describes the entire
presidency, doesn't it?
Bush says he exercises every day because
it clears his head.
Hey, mission accomplished."
-- Dave
Subject: Hey Bart, how come...
No one ever talks about the first World Trade
Center bombing that occurred
on February 26, 1993, five WEEKS after Bill Clinton
assumed the presidency?
Did we ever hear Clinton or any of his operative
try to pin the blame on the the Bush Administration?
They had, after all, been in control of the CIA
and FBI for twelve consecutive years.
By the way, all the principals of the first World
Trade Center plot are behind bars.
Without a "war", I might add.
Brant
Brant, good point - same with Vern the toaster at Waco.
This was the same FBI that murdered Randy Weaver's wife.
That raid happened weeks after Clinton legally assumed the presidency,
but the right-wingers pounced from day one and never let up.
...and the Democrats just stood there and watched.
But Bart,
fighting is wrong.
We can't
stoop to their level.
Quotes
"Bush's first oil company went broke. He was
bought by another oil company,
which went broke. Then he was
bought out by a third oil company, where he sold
his stock weeks before it tanked.
Well, Bush always said he'd run the government
like a business; we just didn't think
he'd run it like one of his own businesses."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire,
08/06/02
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Running
Scared in the House
Pollster Frank Luntz foresees angry voters taking
their frustrations out on the GOP in November
by Eleanor Clift
Excerpt:
Luntz is the Paul Revere of Republican
politics, warning of the dangers ahead while there is still
time to take corrective action. He sees
echoes in the body politic that remind him of the ’94 election.
“I remember ’94 like it was yesterday,”
he says. “I watched the agitation at government grow and grow,
and Democrats bury their heads—and
Democratic leaders assure them in meeting after meeting
everything was OK while the anger was exploding
like a hot-air balloon.”
Obsession:
Not just a cologne, but a way of governing
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Excerpt:
"It's pretty scary. In a world growing
increasingly hostile to us, with our economy frighteningly shaky
and our vulnerability shockingly evident,
we have a clueless president, surrounded by ideologues.
Our checks-and-balances are barely functioning
because dissent is equated with treason in this
"time of war" (against whom?) and judicial
appointees must pass muster by True Believers.
Boy, what I wouldn't give to be in a party run by heroes instead of scared zeroes.
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Quotes
"W. promised to change the tone in Washington,
so instead of the president
misleading us about having a
girlfriend, he's misleading us about something
really important: how he squandered
$4 trillion of our surplus."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 08/06/02
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