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 Thursday   August 8, 2002.................................... .............................................. 
 REMINDER - bartcop@yahoo.com is dead.  Yahoo denies it ever existed. There are so many people from
 whom I haven't heard in a while, I figure they're sending stuff to the old mailbox and it's not getting read.
 I'll bet there are letters in that box that say, "Why aren't you answering my e-mail?"

 Quotes

"If the president's willing and my wife approves and my doctors
  say it's OK, then I'd be happy to serve a second term.
  But I emphasize again that's the president's call, not mine."
     --Dick Cheney, who's discounting the wishes of the voters - again
 

  What he's saying is, "It's ours for the stealing."


  The TIME Magazine story has finally hit print
 Could 9/11 Have Been Prevented?
  Long before the tragic events of September 11th, the White House debated taking the fight to al-Qaeda.
  It didn't happen and soon it was too late. The saga of a lost chance


  President Lazy, August 2001 in Crawford,
  posing for a photographer to make it seem
  like he's actually working.

   Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Berger attended only one of the briefings-the session that dealt with
 the threat posed to the U.S. by international terrorism, and especially
 by al-Qaeda. "I'm coming to this briefing," he says he told Rice,
 "to underscore how important I think this subject is." Later, alone in
 his office with Rice, Berger says he told her, "I believe that the Bush
 Administration will spend more time on terrorism generally, and on
 al-Qaeda specifically, than any other subject."
 

 ...but Team Bush said, "Thank you, now goodbye,"
 and then we had the horrors of September 11th.


 Unlimited Presidential Powers
  An editorial by the New York Whore Times

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The Justice Department all but told a federal judge this week to take his legitimate concerns
 about civil liberties and stuff them in the garbage pail. The Bush administration seems to believe,
 on no good legal authority, that if it calls citizens combatants in the war on terrorism, it can imprison
 them indefinitely and deprive them of lawyers. It took this misguided position to a ludicrous extreme
 on Tuesday, insisting that the federal courts could not review its determinations.

 The Bush administration seems to be using the Hamdi case to establish the principle that it has the
 exclusive power to decide who is an enemy combatant. If the administration's position prevails,
 we can expect to see many more cases like it. The government will be free to seize anyone it wants
 simply by saying the magic words "enemy combatant," and the courts will be powerless to release
 such people from prison, or even provide them with lawyers.
 

 Well, well, the New York Times has finally opened their eyes to the facts we had six months ago.
 The Illegal Usurper wants total and unlimited power, and the courts will back him up, the Democrats
 will fail to complain, and the Whore Times helped Bush get elected with lies and half-truths.


 Bart, you're being unpatriotic!
 Dubya's our best president ever!
 Knock it off or we're calling Ashcroft.
 


 ha ha
 I've got these pussy Democrats
 right where I want them - working for me.


 Abortionist fires gun at GOP reception

  Full Story

 ATLANTA -- A.38-caliber pistol discharged as it was being handled by admitted
 baby killer Bob Barr (R-Abortedhisdaughter) during a reception in his honor.
 The bullet broke a glass door, and no one was hurt.

"Nobody was in any danger," lied Georgia lobbyist and gun whore Bruce Widener.
"We were handling it safely, except that it was loaded."
 

 Oh, I get it - except for the part where a hot chunk of lead tore thru the room at 1,000 MPH,
 except for that, there was "no danger," ...right, Bruce?
 

 Uh, ...excuse me, but as a gun owner, I can assure you that anytime a gun goes off
 unexpectedly - there is more than a little danger. To suggest otherwise tells me that
 these idiots have no business playing with guns. That headline could've easily been:
 "One dead, two injured by Barr's recklessness with a loaded weapon."



 State Dept. quashes suit against Exxon

   Click  Here

   Excerpt:
 The United States has intervened to quash a lawsuit filed against Exxon alleging that they
 abetted abuses in Indonesia. The State Department told a court that the action against Exxon,
 could have a "potentially serious adverse impact on significant interests of the United States,
 directly related to the ongoing struggle against international terrorism".
 

 horseshit

 It might have an effect on Dim Son's re-election coffers,
 so he'll protect them at any cost, and screw whatever the laws says.



  The Mike Malloy show

    www.ieamericaradio.com

 Mike was supposed to be on CNN's TALKBACK LIVE yesterday,
 but they bumped him at the last moment until next Friday, the 16th.

 Mike, be careful - the word "bartcop" is censored from all CNN posting boards.
 Don't slip up and mention my name, they'll bleep it out and yell at you.



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 Bush and Cheney both claimed blame
 rested on President Clinton's shoulders


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From: WK

[Contribution enclosed]

Hey, Bart! I've been reading your work since RLLNW.
You got cleaner but you're still right on target.

I decided to finally pay some small amount since
there are so few places to read the truth these days.
I work in TV so I know crap journalism first hand.
Keep kicking ass.

WK
 

WK, thanks for that.

Cleaner Bart



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 Top Ten things Laura Bush needs to do
 before taking their monthlong vacation
       by Betty Bowers

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 Quotes

"The TV show 'The Sopranos' they are coming out with their own line of food, which will
   include pasta sauces and salad dressings. They are also planning to whack Paul Newman."
      --Conan


Subject: Ruby Ridge was BEFORE Clinton

You said this "was the same FBI that murdered Randy Weaver's wife.
That raid happened weeks after Clinton legally assumed the presidency,
but the right-wingers pounced from day one and never let up."

His son was killed on August 21, 1992.  His wife, the following day.
This is more than 2 months BEFORE Clinton was elected, and 5 months before he took office.
The really weird thing is even Randy Weaver blames Clinton which means Weaver
just may be the stupidest man who ever lived

Edward A
 

Edward, that's all true.
All the right-wing radio frauds "know" Clinton killed Randy Weaver.
Rush still mentions it every few weeks.

They consider things like clocks and calendars as "liberal tricks,"
because that's what their leaders, Rush Limbaugh teached them.

Take that level of intelligence, give them guns and say "God's on your side"
those poor people will believe anything they're told.


 Quotes

"I don't want to throw it too hard. You'll take me to jail."
    --Sammy Sosa, to John Ashcroft, as the two were playing a game of catch
 

  Sammy knows what Ashcroft does to uppity blacks.



 Threats of a lawsuit

"It has come to our attention that you have created and are operating a website which
 you have labeled "The Bill O'Reilly sucks.com Web Site"...Although the use of Mr. O'Reillys
 name in the body of the copy on the website may be protected usage, the recurring use of his
 name as the title of your website is not protected under the first ammendment.

 Mr. O'Reilly and Fox News Network, LLC that you immediately discontinue using
 Mr.O'Reillys name in any way as a designation for your website and that you provide
 us with written confirmation that you have done so.

 To the extent to which you ignore this request, you do so at your own peril."
 --Dianne Brandi, Vice-President, Legal Affairs; Fox News,
   Letter to Mr. Stewert (creator of Oreilly-Sucks.com), 07/16/02
 

 Damn, why can't I get threatened like this?

 We were "Rush Limba-Lying Nazi Whore" for years
 and the vulgar Pigboy knew better that to try to take me on.

 Our old logo:

                                                            Thanks to Serdar

 Why can't I get some self-important gasbag to come after me?
 Koresh knows I've called Laura Schlessinger a nasty-ass whore many times.
 So why are they going after O'Reillysucks.com?

 Do me a favor - send Stewart a short note and tell him to "Fight those fascists!"

   http://Oreilly-Sucks.com

 No spin zone, my ass.
 Bill O'Reilly is a money-grubbing whore, lying to make more ditto-dollars.



 The New Religions (Finally)


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 BartFest2002 - Party of the Year

 Make your own hotel reservations.

 Big News: Nothing yet, but that could change any moment.

 Today is the day the mail should arrive.
 

The dice have been rolled!

 I have been playing unsuccessful phone phone tag with one star, and playing e-mail tag with another.
 Monday I mailed a formal proposal to try to speed up the process.  The next eight days will mean everything.
 If this works, we'll be bigger than US Steel was when the Godfather movie was shot.
 

 SEVEN days from today..The Rio will ask "Bart, you in or out?"

 ...we are now officially out on a limb, ...isn't it exciting?
 (Oh, God, please don't let me lose my ass on this!)

 September 28th -  tickets on sale!
 


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From: M Rankin

[Donation enclosed]

Why did I donate you ask? Where else can one go to experience
the full range of emotions that elicit laughter as well as full court outrage?
Hell, lets me know I am still human. Keep up the excellent work.

BTW - An Ashcroft wanna' be and potentially dangerous zealot named Jim Talent is
running for Missouri senate against Jean Carnahan. Carnahan is the widow of our former
governer who died right before the Nov.2002 Senate election and still defeated Ashcroft.

Talent was narrowly defeated in '02 for Governor and has an fundamentalist axe to grind.
If you think Ashcroft is a bit scary, wait until you see this guy.
We breed a strange brew here in Missouri.
May whatever higher power there is spare us.

Thanx,

M Rankin
 

Matt, thanks for that, and keep an eye on that Talent fellow for us.
If he's scarier than Ashcroft, Bush will likely appoint him to some
important position so he can teach us all "to live the way God wants."

Scary stuff, indeed.



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 They read it in Tadcaster, England.
 They read it in North Hills, CA, where they make the buttons.

  ...bartcop.com


Quotes

"W. promised to change the tone in Washington, so instead of the president
   misleading us about having a girlfriend, he's misleading us about something
   really important: how he squandered $4 trillion of our surplus."
                --Paul Begala, Crossfire, 08/06/02



 Quotes

"If Cheney is avoiding everybody caught up in a corporate scandal,
  how he is going to have his weekly lunches with the president?
  Or even shave, for that matter?"
      --Paul Begala, Crossfire, 08/07/02


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