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Volume 869 - Signs


 Weekend   August 17-18, 2002.................................... .............................................. 

 Quotes

"I am vastly ambivalent about what my country ought to do now. I must say to you I am not
  one of those, like [the Pentagon adviser] Mr Perle and [deputy defence secretary] Mr Wolfowitz,
  who are in my view hairy-chested tub-thumpers. I am not among those who would go to war
  tomorrow morning and invade Iraq.' "
    --Bush 41's secretary of state Larry Eagleburger on the BBC's World this Weekend


 Officers Say U.S. Aided Iraq in War Despite Use of Gas

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 A covert American program during the Reagan administration provided Iraq with
 critical battle planning assistance at a time when American intelligence agencies knew
 that Iraqi commanders would employ chemical weapons in waging the decisive battles
 of the Iran-Iraq war, according to senior military officers with direct knowledge of the program.

 The covert program was carried out at a time when Reagan's aides Shultz, Carlucci and
 Colin Powell were publicly condemning Iraq for its use of poison gas, in March 1988.
 

 So, Saint Reagan was lying again? I'm shocked.
 What will we find next, that Cheney's Halliburton helped Saddam all thru the nineties?



 The Loyalties of George W. Bush

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 An examination of Mr. Bush's life story reveals clearly that he considers himself and his business
 cronies to be above law and ethics and morality, and his first priority is always to help himself and
 his friends make money. Little matters like building a financially sound business as a CEO or looking
 out for the people of Texas while he was governor were way down his list. Bush's first loyalties are not
 to the People, his state, his country, his religion, or his principles; his first loyalties are to his connections.

 And some of those connections are named bin Laden.



click for more


 Quotes

"Our president likes to give lectures about morality. I have never forgiven him for his attitude toward
  the death penalty. Not only supporting it but laughing about it, and it's hurting us around the world,
  the cavalier attitude our president has toward making human life is an embarrassment."
        --Paul Begala, Crossfire, 08/16/02


 Bush Sleepover Guests Include GOP Backers
  Good puppy press says "That's OK, he's a Republican"

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The Bushes' roughly 160 guests include at least six of President Bush's biggest fund-raisers.
 White House spokeswoman Anne Womack said she didn't know whether donors,
 or any other Bush guests, have slept in the Lincoln Bedroom.


  From the year 2000

  George W. Bush vs. Al Gore
 Who can solve America's Problems?
   by Marc Perkel

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush will destroy the Clinton prosperity and run the economy the way his daddy ran it.
 Bush will eliminate the surplus and bring back deficit spending. He'll spend our tax money
 the same way he spent his campaign funds. Under President Bush there will be no partisan
 fighting over how to spend the surplus because Bush will make sure there's no surplus to spend.
 President Bush, he'll stop the fight over spending the surplus!



 Why did Bush do what he did on September 11th?
   Is he the most heinous criminal in political history for allowing the attacks?
   Or is he just the stupidest, clueless moron to ever steal an election?

   Click  Here


 Quotes

"As somebody who grew up in Texas, real close to Mexico,
  some of the best worms I've ever eaten are at the bottom of a bottle of Tequila."
           --Paul Begala, Crossfire, 08/16/02
 

 Uh, ...Paul, ...there are no worms in tequila.
 Worms are in Mezcal, not tequila, ...and yes, I'm sure.



  Regarding Al Gore
   Part I: The 2000 Election
      by Rebecca Knight, as seen on buzzflash.com

   Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 What's wrong with this picture? The candidate who tells the truth to the people is branded
 as a habitual liar and the candidate who lies as easily as he breathes gets a free pass.
 Not only that, the liar candidate sneaks around in Florida with his brother Jebbie and Katherine
 (Cruella) Harris manipulating the voting process, the recounts, and the judicial system so that he
 becomes the leader of the free world. Something is fundamentally wrong in America.
 Something is so wrong that this writer will get over it when pigs fly!


 I mentioned the great toonsmiths who's work is featured at bartcop.com
 and I was asked why I didn't include the artosts behind Boondocks, Tom Tomorrow,
 Doonesbury and Ted Rall. Those are four great talents, but the people I listed are
 still amateurs with days jobs, and some even got their start at  bartcop.com

 Notice I didn't mention Mallard Fillmore, the unfunny liar who can barely draw a check.


 Quotes

"Did you watch the presidentís one-day economic summit?
  Bush took a vacation for 30 days and spent one day on the economy."
     -- Leno


 The Bush Dyslexicon
  by Mark Crispin Miller

..It's only $11.17
    click to order

 The new paperback edition came out recently, with some 70 pages of
 new material about GWB's first year, with particular emphasis on 9/11.

 The good puppy press won't even review this book because it doesn't
 fawn over President Weak, Stupid and Guilty.

 Get this book!


 Subject:  $10 Donation

 Bart- I wish I could send more, but I am just a poor college student. I am fortunate to
 have any money to send, actually, as the W economy has hit even my small college town.

 Where year-round "help wanted" signs were the norm just a few months ago, stores are now
 firing even long-time student employees. I read bartcop.com every day, and I love it.
 Here's my donation to adding W to the one-term presidents list.

 Jason L
 

 Jason, thanks for that.
 I know $10 is a lot when you're poor.



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 Signs
  a movie review

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 BartFest2002 - Party of the Year

 Make your own hotel reservations.

 Tickets will be available until the night of the party.
 At this point, it would help to know if you're a "maybe."

 We do not have any news, but that could change any minute.

 Update: The last two sign ups were from Oklahoma, and New Hampshire.
               California is still trying to decide.
 

 Check The Rio web site today.  Click on "Hot Deals," $139 on Fri/Sat and $59 Sun-Thurs.

 Also, keep this in mind: You can get a room with two queen beds.
 That will sleep four easily, and every Rio Suite has a big, wide sofa,
 so that's five that can fit in a room very comfortably.
.
 It also means a giant suite can be had for roughly $28 per person.
 

  ...it's so exciting!!!

 I'm content to let things happen - yeah, that's the ticket

 This is the biggest gamble I've taken in the most exciting city in the world!

 ...we are out on a limb, ...but it's so exciting!!!
 (Oh, God, please don't let me lose my ass on this!)


 

 September 28th -  tickets on sale!


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