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 Tuesday, April 27,  2010 Vol 2515 - Expensive Tastes 

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Quote of the Day

"Somebody should tell Al Sharpton 
   that he's not Hispanic."
     -- Rush, trying to make sense,

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Armed man no threat to Obama? HOT
Arrow Whites pay Blacks to 'Tom' HOT
Arrow Bush Memoir in November 
Arrow Today's AZ is 1963 AL 
Arrow Oil could foul Gulf Coast HOT
Arrow Imagine Black Teabaggers 
Arrow AZ law to steal election? 
Arrow Sarah Michelle Gellar turns 33



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"This week, Arizona signed the toughest illegal immigration law in the country which will allow 
  police to demand identification papers from anyone they suspect is in the country illegally. 
  I know there’s some people in Arizona worried that Obama is acting like Hitler, but could we 
  all agree that there’s nothing more Nazi than saying "Show me your papers?" There’s never 
  been a World War II movie that didn’t include the line "show me your papers." It’s their catchphrase. 
  Every time someone says "show me your papers," Hitler’s family gets a residual check..."
    -- Seth Meyers, SNL

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Armed man no threat to Obama?
 Just because his last name is McVey...


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Marty has just completed
1,000 daily issues in a row.

Marty always has good stuff.

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Whites pay Blacks to 'Tom'
 National Tom Association loves their GOP


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Saw it on


"Before the jabberers on the right, the yammerers on the left and the chides in the media, look at the two 
  key metrics that underscore Obama’s accomplishments...Unlike Bill Clinton, especially early in his presidency, 
  Obama has largely maintained control of his public image, preserved the majesty of the office and maintained 
  good relations, in public and private, with the armed services brass, the intelligence community and law enforcement." 
       -- Mark Halperin, attempting to make some kind of point,    Link

 So what the hell is he saying?
 Obama gets an 'A' where Clinton only got a 'B?'

Obama has largely maintained control of his public image

 You mean the Fascist from Kenya who's in bed with Osama and wants America destroyed?
 Really, That's maintaining control of his image?
 Can you give me an example of one's image being distorted?

Obama has preserved the majesty of the office

What did Clinton do early in his presidency to hurt the majesty of the office?
Remember, they bent the rules to get him. Girlfriends were off-limits in Washington for centuries
but the racist dogs were determined to bring down "that nigger lover" at any cost.

Obama maintained good relations with the armed services brass,

Hey Einstein, Obama wasn't drafted to go to Vietnam so he didn't protest that war
so the right-wingers and the military had no incentive to turn Obama into "another Jane Fonda."

In 2008, Halperin concluded that 'John McCain won the week' when the economic crisis 
hit in full force and McCain super-stupidly decided to halt his campaign while Obama said, 
"A president needs to be able to handle more than one crisis at a time."

Mr,. Halperin, I don't think you know much about politics, or history.
Or, maybe you do and you're just a lying dick.


"Halperin just spent the better part of the last year cashing in on a book that was 
  nothing but unsourced rumors, gossip, and anonymous insider accusations, dressed up 
  as "deep background reporting." In fact, when I think of the "toxic freak show nature of 
  our politico-media culture," Halperin is the first person I think of  -  right in front of 
  Howard Kurtz and almost all of the Washington Post op-ed contributors. And for the record, 
  the Lewinsky scandal, the thing that tarnished Clinton's "public image," didn’t happen early on, 
  it happened halfway through his second term. And with his tarnished public image, Clinton left 
  office with a 66% approval rating. Halperin just has to get that one last dig in at the Clintons
  and can't be bothered to get the basic facts right.   "Toxic freak show nature," indeed. 
       -- John Cole,    Link

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Saw it on

Bush Memoir Coming in November
 Will they have an all-cartoon version?


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"What has Obama done that is different? 
  He’s done exactly what George Bush was doing..."
       -- Glenn Beck, explaining why the Teabaggers hate Obama so much   Link

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Subject: How bad is the illegal alien problem in Arizona?


 I think you'll want to read this one.

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Today's AZ is 1963 AL


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Subject: Hollywood Henderson

Thomas Henderson was brash and stupid, and effed up his life pretty well. 
But, he turned it around, and does a lot for the east side of Austin now.
 Carol B

Carol, I'm glad he got his life turned around.
I understand Jesus helped him and winning the lottery didn't hurt, either.

But when he was a crack-smoking rapist, he was the scum of the Earth.

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Subject: Catholics

Bart, your blog comments on the atrocities and cover-up by the Catholic church of their child molestations 
have been an enlightenment to many readers. I have this to say about this outrageous conduct by the church's 
priesthood and their ungodly bishops, cardinal and pope in regards to the cover-up of their widespread pedophilia.

The Roman Catholic Church was born of conflict matured into inequity and evil, all for the imposition of a precept 
of religion. Historically the Catholic Church, regardless of its alleged doctrine, has been a fount of deciet, barbarism, hedonism 
and other despicable actions, all under the pretense that god desired this action or reaction to challange threats to their rule.

Therefore it should come as no surprise that this same church is simply continuing with their history by this current abomination 
of pedophilia. While the acts of pedophilia are utterly unacceptable, the coverup of this crime against humanity is inexcusable.

I would caution Catholics to give serious study of their religion (or any religion for that matter) from inception until current 
time and determine the truth for themselves. Men, in the guise of spiritual leaders will not only lead you astray of the 
common good, they also will destroy your universal spirit.
 Bill in Elyria, OH

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Mike Malloy Live


"It doesn't matter whether Palin is uneducated, unprincipled, unaware and unscrupulous. 
  The more she's proven incapable of the presidency, the more her supporters believe she 
  is destined for it. It's a brilliant little gig she's devised. She may be ignorant, but she is not stupid. 
  She has the smarts of all accomplished pathological liars and phonies. And this time, she will 
  not even bother to go on any television outlets other than Fox News. She will be the first 
  presidential nominee never to have had a press conference." 
       -- Andrew Sullivan,   Link

 Dude, I think you're wrong.

 She doesn't want to be president, she wants to be rich.
 And like a typical Rethug, now that she's rich, she wants to be richer.

 Why trade that for a gilded cage on Pennsylvania Avenue?

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Bill Day Wins RFK Journalism Award  Woo Hoo!
 He is a good friend and toon contributor to


Cartooning free agent and former Commercial-Appeal cartoonist Bill Day was named the "Cartoon Winner" 
in the 2010 Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Awards for his much-lauded series on infant mortality that has been 
cited at least twice in recent cartooning awards history. That work also received a special citation at the 
National Press Foundation dinner in February and were lauded at the 2009 Berryman Awards as well. 
I guess you could work the fact that Day isn't a full-time employee into some sort of odd schadenfreude
notion regarding the missing, sponsoring newspapers that doesn't get to share in Day's honor, but it seems 
that cartoonists like Day find themselves without that single employer for just about every reason other than 
anyone's estimation of their ability to do great work. 

I believe "free agent" is code for "needs a job to support his family."
As newspapers go under, we could lose talented people like Bill Day.

Further proof there is no God...

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Subject: bumper sticker

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Saw it on MarioPiperniDotCom


"In just 16 months they've added more than $2 trillion to the national debt, essentially nationalized 
  the health-care system, the student-loan industry, and have their sights set on draconian cap-and-trade 
  regulations on carbon emissions and amnesty for illegal aliens. Had President Obama campaigned on 
  this agenda, he wouldn't have garnered 30% of the popular vote."
       -- the dishonest and vulgar Pigboy

 Hwey Rush, what if Bush had run on the platform of:
 "Let's invade Iraq and get 5,000 soldiers killed so the cost of gasoline will triple,
 and then I'll crash the housing market and Wall Street and bankrupt this country?"

 Think he would've gotten as much as 20%?

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Oil could foul Gulf Coast
Obama - bad time to OK off-shore drilling


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Kitty tames volcano lightning

Subject: Violence organized from behind the 1st Amendment

Consider the proposition that Fox News, Rush and the rest of the right wing media have been specifically created 
to serve as the incendiary, organizing force behind the militant right wing violence we are seeing today, and that they 
have been purposely built to be able to hide themselves behind the First Amendment wall.   They incite the violence, 
put up pictures of Obama in the crosshairs, issue the order to reload, and otherwise yell fire in a crowded theater, 
but as members of the “official” press, they get even more deference and 1st Amendment protection than you and I 
get as individuals. 

And that this is not random, this is not a fortuitous response by an already existing conservative media, but part of a 
larger plan, a long-term conservative strategic plan, to make this country ungovernable by other than the chosen 
corporate, white-male elites.  The conservative investment in the media these past three or four decades may have 
been for more than just for influence, it may have been to create the foundation for inciting and managing the violent
overthrow of our system of government.
 Leo in NC

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"We are entering a dark, dark period of man.  I was in the Vatican, and I was surprised that they
  knew who I was. And they said: ‘Of course we know who you are. What you’re doing is wildly important. 
  We’re entering a period of great darkness, and if good people don’t stand up, we could enter a period 
  unlike we have seen in a very long time.’ It was odd to stand in the Vatican and hear those words." 
       -- Glenn Beck, claiming the right-wing perverted Vatican loves his Fascist ass,    Link

 It's hard to believe...

 I have less respect for the Pope today than I did yesterday.

 It's hard to believe...

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Subject: Gratitude

Bart Dude,
You are truly touched by the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson in your writing.

And I mean that as the highest of compliments.
 Chris in Iowa

Chris, that was nice - thanks.

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Subject: How bad is the illegal alien problem in Arizona?

This type of thing is almost a weekly occurrence, sometimes daily. (no lie) 

Not long ago a rancher was shot dead on his own property by illegals smuggling dope. 
They sit on the other side of the border and snipe at the border patrol. There are daily stories 
about crimes committed by illegals, everything from animal cruelty to murder. 

If they want to enter the country legally there’s no problem it’s the multitudes of illegals that 
are the problem. I just read that over several years Sheriff Joe has arrested 38,000 illegals.

Yes it’s a BIG problem in AZ and those who criticize AZ’s immigration law don’t know what
they are talking about or they are Hispanic. That includes San Francisco and that idiot Bloomberg in NY.

Andy, thanks for that.
Our whore media is too busy pouring gas and fanning the flames to give out the facts.

...but that Sheriff Joe makes Rudy Giuliani looks like a Fascist newbie.

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Tea Party Crasher

So much for the 'common man' speaking


"The mainstream media is a worthless cheerleading section for the wealthy and powerful. 
  They haven't done anything remotely worthwhile since Watergate, and even Bernstein in his 
  later years has become a worthless shill for the establishment. This country is turning to shite 
  faster than a corned beef sandwich in Rush Limbaugh's colon."
       -- jjcomet

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Subject: sticker

Thanks to JJE for another good-looking sticker!

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Subject: Knob Noster

Bart, why was your last issue titled "Knob Noster?"

I'm curious because Knob Noster, MO happens to be where 
the most racist and xenophobic conservative fucktard I know lives. 
Unfortunately, he's also my brother.

Mike, you didn't read the Knob Noster Trip Report?

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Subject: Senators who want Wall Street the Way it Was

Hi Bart,

Here is an article showing which senators are blocking the financial reform bill. 
Notably, all republicans voted against it, including our piece of shit democratic senator from Nebraska, Ben Nelson. 
I expect this from the rethugs, but we need to vote out Ben Nelson. 
Please get the word out.

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.Subject: Gourds!

Holy Cow Bart! Gourds??? 

(You GO Ms Bart!)

Awesome trip report, with AWESOME. SEXY GOURD PHOTOS!
Thanks for the awesome trip report!

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Subject: How Many Chickens for Bartcop?

Hey Bart,

The chicken lady in Nevada may be on to something about bartering for services.
How many farm animals do you want for a subscription to Bartcop?
How about I send you three chickens, or one goat for a month's subscription 
because that is all the farm animals I can afford right now. It is a tough economy you know.
Or, for a 6 month subscription you can have my wife for a week.
However, if you take her for a month I will paint your house. ;-)
You've been on fire lately Bart, keep it up.
Mr. Mustard

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"Obama is getting his mojo back. Apparently, he's going to get this financial package. 
  He got healthcare. He got that nuclear weapons treaty… He's on a roll and he's 
  taunting his critics. His new slogan is, 'Change You Can Suck On.'"
     -- Bill Maher

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Subject: Space Alien responds to Stephen Hawking

So Mr. Hawking, you say it's "too risky" to contact beings from other planets? 
You must be thinking about moving to Arizona because of your anti-alien rhetoric. 
We don’t like being called “Space Aliens”. We see ourselves as “Citizens of the Universe”.

We need to stop listening to racist pigs like Stephen Hawking.   ha ha

If we are going to get along in the universe, we have to stop judging people be the color 
of their skin or what planet they were born on. For years people from other planets have 
become productive citizens of Earth. While it is true that we have taken jobs in the computer 
design and software development industry, we only design the chips and write the software 
that no one else wants to do, working for free in to Open Source world.

I know many of you are afraid that we are just here to breed your women and 
use our mind control powers to make you vote for people who no one had ever 
heard of like Barrack Obama and Sarah Palin. ha ha   But we just want to be treated like 
people no matter if our skin color is white, brown, black, yellow, invisible, or green. 

We should not be forced to carry identifier chips to be scanned by 
police robots to prove that we are legally allowed to be here on this planet. 

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Bart, I missed out on Sally's matching funds, and I can't swin
with the big fish by any means but my tax return is back so I will
match smaller donations, $25 or less, up to a maximum of $400.

You made me smile in some dark days.
I owe you something for that,
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Jimmy Page said about him, "He's been instrumental in pioneering a whole blueprint that was 
totally unique to him and...has been such a blueprint for everyone else to learn from..."

Hell, he might be technically better than The Del Castillo Brothers.   (One brother, not both)

If I get a chance to talk to him, I won't even tease him about playing that rusty old Fender 
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If he's as good as they say, I expect to cry sweet tears of joy.

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