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 Thurs-Fri, April 29-30,  2010 Vol 2517 - 121 Times? 

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Quote of the Day

"Whose book would you rather read? 
  The one by the librarian or the one by 
  the guy who choked on a pretzel?" 
     -- Dave

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Dem $ UP after HC passes HOTHOTHOTHOT
Arrow Eldrick in Big, Big Trouble HOT
Arrow Levin hates 'shitty' deals 
Arrow Levin hates 'shitty' critics
Arrow Black woman beat Palin HOT
Arrow CBS's Big Brother Drugs 
Arrow OK to Women: Screw You 
Arrow Tara Reid cancels wedding 



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"There is no ability or opportunity in the new Arizona law for the racial profiling. 
  Shame on the lamestream media again for turning this into something that it is not."
      -- Palin, saying cops pulling over "darkies' isn't based on race,     Link

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Why did the Monkey write a memoir?

Some Dems do well after health vote 
 Hidden deeeeep in your news stack...


 Bart says: "It's so easy - all you had to do was f-ing try!"

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Marty's has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Did you know?

Marty - 1,000 daily issues in a row

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

ha ha


"Democrats had planned to make a motion for consent to proceed to the bill every hour on the hour, 
  with freshmen and sophomores pulling night duty. With the specter of the all-night session before them,
  Republicans caved and will allow debate on Wall Street reform to go forward. " 
       -- HuffPost Hill newsletter, 

 You see what happens when you have an ounce of courage and half a ball?

 Whoever said, "Let's vote every hour" must've been reading
 because that's exactly what I would've done and I'll tell you why:

 Voting every hour on the hour makes for many, many, many votes.
 Then the Dems (I'm so excited - can you ficking tell?) run TV ads that say,

"We tried to clean up Wall Street, but the BIG BANKS ordered their lackeys in Congress 
   to stop us, so the Rethugs voted against you and for the banks - 29 times!"

 ha ha

 Bart says, "It's so easy - all you had to do is f-ing try!"

 Hey, Democrats - I'm right here!
 You need help?  I'm just an e-mail away.

 BTW, Congrats to our Democrats for finding that half a ball.

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Eldrick in Waaaaay Bigger Trouble
"I cheated 121 times, forgive me, Honey?"


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Subject: Pickles's auto incident


One point that is never mentioned about the "accident." 
The accident report states that alcohol was not a factor, but the 
arresting officer states that no one involved was tested for alcohol. 

Maybe Pickles gave the cops her Nancy Grace guarantee? 

One of the officers was reported to have claimed that he could smell 
alcohol on her breath, but I only saw that report once or twice.

You'd think - with a fatality - alcohol testing would be mandatory
but Pickles is white and this is Texas we're talking about.

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Thanks to Leo


"A new survey finds Americans continue to find it difficult to name a leader of the GOP. 
  Only 29% of respondents named someone, while 18% said nobody and 52% were unsure." 
       -- Political Wire,    Link

  Don't you love it?

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Subject: AZ immigration laws


Yeah, shame on us for wanting to enforce our immigration laws. Like Mexico does:

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Since I own guns, I'm not usually with the Brady Campaign
but this gun show loophole is a joke and it needs to be plugged.

Last time I went to a gun show, maybe 2005 (back issues)
they couldn't clear me in time to buy a "Gun show" gun,
but they said I could buy one of the gun salesman's "personal" guns.

That's completely crazy.

Levin hates 'shitty' deals
 'Shitty' networks censor his remarls


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Levin's 'shitty' critics
"Shitty' columnist bitches a bitch


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Subject: your sexism offends me


As always, I'm innocent.

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If you feel that drugs or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.

Subject: Illegals in Arizona


I have only encountered one illegal in the many years I have lived in Arizona. 

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Mike Malloy Live


"The Mexican Government has recommended that Mexicans not travel to Arizona."
       -- --Arturo Sarukhan, Mexican Ambassador to the US,   Link

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Subject: Mexican history lesson

CA, TX, NM and AZ weren't the spoils of the Spanish-American war of 1898 (that was 
Puerto Rico and the Philippines), they were the spoils of the Mexican-American war of 1846-48.

And by the way? Spain didn't "give" Mexico its independence 
any more than England gave the US its independence. 
It was WON, not given, and only after bloody war and much sacrifice.

Greetings from Mexico,

Ricardo, thanks for that, and Happy Cinco de Mayo to you in advance.

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by Bill Day - "Cartoon Winner" 
in the 2010 RFK Journalism Awards

Teacher's car stolen, pimped out, returned 3 years later


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"The GOP may be headed toward a seat gain in the House of epic proportions -- somewhere over 50 seats.
  All in all, I don't think a 70 seat gain is out of the question."
       -- Patrick Ruffini, lying, non-gambling handjob,   Link

 Hey Patrick, I'm calling you a liar.

.I won't bet you today because we're still six months from November and anything can happen,
 but I'm saying right now I'll bet we PICK UP SEATS in the House.

 Let's get together mid-October and see who's got the balls to bet on the election.

 ...and think of the odds you're getting.

 I'm stuck betting on the side of the surrender monkeys.


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See who they raped lately.

Weird Picture of the Day


 I give you my Nancy Grace Guarantee you've never seen anything like it.

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Subject: bumper sticker 

Here's my contribution. 

I hope you like this one too!
 (: Tom  :)  the Pillar in Pontiac

Tom, thanks for that.
I did not know you were an architect. 

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W T F?


"No, no, he's still alive..."
       --Bush, when asked if he used a ghost writer on his memoirs    Dave

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Black woman who beat Sarah Palin 
now running for Georgia House 
 No wonder Sarah hates 'those people'


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Subject: Illegals in AZ


In an effort to bring some much-needed levity to what is shaping up to be a soul-crushing and psychically-draining 
Bataan Death March regarding this whole immigration law contretemps, I'm telling all my Latino friends that when 
the time comes that they get dinged by a cop to show they are legally in the state, it should go something like this: 

"Your papers, please!" 

"Uhhhm, I only have a pipe, man." 

That'll show 'em.
 Rastacrucian in Phoenix

Rasta, let's hope the cop has a sense of humor :)

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Subject: AZ teabagger state

Hey Bart!

If things don't change between now and November, I won't be going to Vegas for BartFest. 

I won't drive through the "Papers Please" state on my way - long haired hippies with out-of-state 
license plates will be the non-hispanics pulled over to make sure Arizona doesn't look too racist.
 Pontiac Tom

But Dude, you're white.

I say punish them.
Fill up at Gallup, NM and put wear and tear on their roads and pollute their air just a little 
(He has a Honda hybrid) and then fill up again in Needles, CA

That'll teach them

If we do that, we should probably start the 20th, the Sunday before Thanksgiving.
Travel will be a Palin after Wednesday, the 24th so we gotta be out of there by then.

A Vegas Thanksgiving - the opposite of all those Rethugs relatives in your face.

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Must be 18 to click

 Larry's doing better than Clooney!

Arizona Quotes

"Arizona is putting the AZ in Nazi?  You're out of your mind? Are you comparing the systematic 
  cold-blooded extermination of millions of Jews, to America making sure people are here legally? 
  The parallels are non-existent." 
     -- Glenn Beck, who can't believe anyone would campare anything to Nazi Germany,    Link

"Of all the people who should avoid accusing anyone of making non-existent parallels between Nazism 
  and anything else, that person would be Beck.  He made $32 million last year by essentially comparing 
  everything Obama has done to nazism, socialism and fascism.  A classic pot-and-kettle scenario."
     -- my good friend, Mario Piperni,    Link

 Occasionally our side compares the BFEE to the dreaded Nazi scum, but that's because the BFEE's founder, 
 Prescott Bush, helped Hitler raise money and that's NOT some wild-ass internet rumor. 

 Check the facts.

 How Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power

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Subject: Where is 'Drill Baby Drill' Now? 

During the 2008 election the Republicans, raising their angry voices, were all chanting "Drill Baby Drill" 
as the solution to America's energy needs. Now with 200,000 gallons of oil a day pouring into the Gulf 
the reality of why we need to get away from oil is washing up on our shores. 

When it comes to making good decisions you have to look at the big picture and think things through 
rather than just find a three word slogan that angry people can chant. It's time for people to take responsibility, 
turn to reality, and come up with solutions to our energy problems that actually work. 

Marc Perkel
My blog:

Founder of the Church of Reality
Reality changed my life. It can change your life too,

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Oklahoma to Raped Women: Screw You
 Okies take the crazy crown back from AZ in a BIG way


Nobody's more compassionate than an Oklahoma Knuckledragger.

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Saw it on


"Goldman Sachs sold bad mortgages to their clients and then bet against them. 
  I think thatís what the 'American Idol' judges are doing to us this season with these crappy singers."
       -- Jimmy Kimmel

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DVR Alert

Survivor tonight, (Bye, Russell!) plus look for Tim Conway on CSI, swear to Koresh.

Then Saturday, The Kentucky Derby
We haven't had a Triple Crown Winner in 32 years.  Is this the year?

               Seattle Slew was the first to win the Triple Crown undefeated  - Hi to Pat R T!

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Subject: Terminator messing with me!

Dear Bart, it happened again.
In July and August I am out of work!

I'm a teacher and California we have no summer classes!
(We have to pay for The Terminator's trip to Iraq!)
 Pauline the Hayward Pillar

Pauline, you're the best.
I have a suggestion - make the most of YOUR summer off.

Drive to Lake Tahoe, then Yosemite, then to Vegas,
then send in your Trip Report and vicariously, we'll all be with you :)

I'm only half-kidding.

Life is short - live that mother like it's your only shot  :)

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Subject: Donation

Bart, I missed out on Sally's matching funds, and I can't swin
with the big fish by any means but my tax return is back so I will
match smaller donations, $25 or less, up to a maximum of $400.

You made me smile in some dark days.
I owe you something for that,
 Steve B

Subject: Donation

Bart, here's a contribution.
 Johnny Nadz

Johnny, that was nice - thanks
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