"Whose book would you rather read? The one by the librarian or the one
by the guy who choked on a pretzel?" -- Dave
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Dem $ UP
after HC passes
in Big, Big Trouble
OK to Women:
send a 'love' check to
bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155
"There is no ability or opportunity in the
new Arizona law for the racial profiling. Shame on the lamestream media again
for turning this into something that it is not." -- Palin, saying cops pulling over "darkies'
isn't based on race, Link
"Democrats had planned to make a motion for
consent to proceed to the bill every hour on the hour, with freshmen and sophomores pulling
night duty. With the specter of the all-night session before them, Republicans caved and will allow debate
on Wall Street reform to go forward. " -- HuffPost Hill newsletter,
You see what happens when you have an ounce of courage and half
Whoever said, "Let's vote every hour"
must've been reading bartcop.com because that's exactly what I would've done and I'll tell
Voting every hour on the hour makes for many, many, many votes.
Then the Dems (I'm so excited - can you ficking tell?)
run TV ads that say,
"We tried to clean up
Wall Street, but the BIG BANKS ordered their lackeys in Congress to stop us, so
the Rethugs voted against you and for
the banks - 29
Bart says, "It's so easy - all you had to do is f-ing try!"
Hey, Democrats - I'm right here! You need help? I'm just an e-mail away.
BTW, Congrats to our Democrats for finding that half a ball.
"The GOP may be headed toward a seat gain in
the House of epic proportions -- somewhere over 50 seats. All in all, I don't think a 70 seat
gain is out of the question." -- Patrick Ruffini, lying, non-gambling
Hey Patrick, I'm calling you a liar.
.I won't bet you today because we're still six months from November
and anything can happen,
but I'm saying right now I'll bet we PICK UP SEATS in the
Let's get together mid-October and see who's got the balls to
bet on the election.
...and think of the odds you're getting.
I'm stuck betting on the side of the surrender monkeys.
In an effort to bring some much-needed levity
to what is shaping up to be a soul-crushing and psychically-draining
Bataan Death March regarding this whole immigration
law contretemps, I'm telling all my Latino friends that when
the time comes that they get dinged by a cop
to show they are legally in the state, it should go something like this:
If things don't change between now and November,
I won't be going to Vegas for BartFest.
I won't drive through the "Papers Please" state
on my way - long haired hippies with out-of-state
license plates will be the non-hispanics pulled
over to make sure Arizona doesn't look too racist.
But Dude, you're white.
I say punish them.
Fill up at Gallup, NM and put wear and tear on their roads and pollute
their air just a little
(He has a Honda hybrid) and then fill up again in Needles, CA
That'll teach them
Sidebar: If we do that, we should probably start the 20th, the Sunday before
Travel will be a Palin after Wednesday, the 24th so we gotta
be out of there by then.
A Vegas Thanksgiving - the opposite of all those Rethugs relatives
in your face.
"Arizona is putting the AZ in Nazi? You're
out of your mind? Are you comparing the systematic cold-blooded extermination of millions
of Jews, to America making sure people are here legally? The parallels are non-existent." -- Glenn Beck, who can't believe anyone
would campare anything to Nazi Germany, Link
"Of all the people who should avoid accusing
anyone of making non-existent parallels between Nazism and anything else, that person would
be Beck. He made $32 million last year by essentially comparing everything Obama has done to nazism,
socialism and fascism. A classic pot-and-kettle scenario." -- my good friend, Mario Piperni,
Occasionally our side compares the BFEE
to the dreaded Nazi scum, but that's because the BFEE's founder,
Prescott Bush, helped Hitler raise money
and that's NOT some wild-ass internet rumor.
Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power
During the 2008 election the Republicans, raising
their angry voices, were all chanting "Drill Baby Drill"
as the solution to America's energy needs. Now
with 200,000 gallons of oil a day pouring into the Gulf
the reality of why we need to get away from oil
is washing up on our shores.
When it comes to making good decisions you have
to look at the big picture and think things through
rather than just find a three word slogan that
angry people can chant. It's time for people to take responsibility,
turn to reality, and come up with solutions to
our energy problems that actually work.
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