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 Weekend-Monday,  August 13-16, 2010     Vol 2566 - Insani-tea

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Quote of the Day

"New data from the nonpartisan
  Joint Committee on Taxation show
  those earning more than $1M a year
  would get $31 billion in tax breaks
  under the GOP plan in 2011, for an
  average tax cut per household of
  about $100,000."

    -- Lori Montgomery,   Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Pot gives Canada a boost
Arrow We're Going to the Sun
Arrow Target turns Teabagger 
Arrow Dr Laura < racist than some  
Arrow Obama Saves Detroit
Arrow Mexico's Narco-Blogger
Arrow Kristen Bell - Brunette?


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"My conscience will allow nothing else. In the name of Christ, I refuse to be anti-gay.
  I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democrat.
  I refuse to be anti-secular humanism. I refuse to be anti-science. I refuse to be anti-life."

          --  Ann Rice, rejecting the cancer of organized religion,   Link

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Pot gives Canada a boost
But trouble is afoot...

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Subject: Wal-Mart is worse than that

Bart, my wife's grandfather owned a hardware store in a small Southern Iowa farm town.
Luckily for him he had retired before Sprawl-Mart moved in.

They played a trick there that they have repeated many times in many places.
They opened a store nearby & drove the locals out of business.

Then, they opened a store about 30 miles away by another little town.
Drove those people out of business too.

Everyone knew there was not enough business to support BOTH Sprawl-Marts & could not
figure out how they could be so stupid.  Yeah, stupid like a fox - they closed one of the two
stores so now people HAVE to drive 35 miles to the only store left in  the area.

The other Wal-Mart remains a decaying hulk.

Those people are evil. Pure, simple evil.
 Mark - the lesser ape:

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Marty always has good stuff.

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If only Democrats had the brains to list the facts.

Every Democrat should carry this graphic and
when he sees a camera, show this to America.

Look how small that debt was when Clinton left
and see the heights to which Bush took it...
and Teabaggers want Republicans back?



"Our nation must be mindful that there are thousands of Arab-Americans who live in New York City,
  who love their flag just as much as [we] do. And we must be mindful that as we seek to win the war,
  that we treat Arab-Americans and Muslims with the respect they deserve.

       -- Der Monkey, a few weeks after 9-11
,   Link


  Do you think the Democrats are smart enough to quote Bush
 when it comes to the irrational hysteria over that Ground Zero mosque?

 Hell no, they're not - that was a damn stupid question, wasn't it...

 BTW, those Muslins don't even have funding for that mosque.
 We're arguing over a manufactured supposition.

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Subject: YOU SUCK!!!


I'm guessing you're a devout Christian.
It's always so nice to meet a friendly follower of Jesus Christ.


You could be right - evil is damn hard to kill.
Look at Helms, Reagan, Thurmond and six-heart-attacks Cheney.
Hell, it took two plane crashes to get Ted Stevens.
Evil is a bitch to kill - it's like bed bugs.


Did I scream "Slut" as some divorcee with a boyfriend?

Gosh, I hope my idle hands don't make me do something as stupid
and disgraceful as spreading my legs for a camera so my hoo-hoo
could be seen by tens of millions of teenage boys all over the world.

This is your hero - showing her bush to everyone.
You must be soooooo proud of her morals.

 Princess Jewell

I will see such what?

And "Princess Jewell?"
Looks like somebody thinks they're hot shit.

...and if prayers work, why don't you ask God
 to send this poor Laura slug a sliver of self-respect?

Maybe she'll learn to keep her hoo-hoo in her pants.

Note: If that picture offends you,
please write to Dr Laura and tell her so.


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Subject: What should Democrats do now?

People are asking what Democrats should do to win the mid term elections this fall.
Democrats should bring the voter's attention back to the Bush Era and how we got
in this economic crisis in the first place.

Democrats should buy 15 minutes on the major networks a few days before the election
and play Bush's economic crisis speech of September 24th 2008. I think once the voters
hear that again, and the talking head on cable start discussing it, then the election will be
about whether America should continue the long hard path to recovery, or go back to
the Bush Era and make the problem worse.

Elections have consequences and if we make the wrong choice then we have to pay the price.

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N-word Quotes
CALLER: I can't believe someone like you is on the radio spewing out the n-word, and I hope everybody heard it.

DR. LAURA: I didn't spew out the n-word!

CALLER: You said "nigger, nigger, nigger," and I hope everybody heard it.

DR. LAURA: Yes they did, and I'll say it again: nigger, nigger, nigger is what you hear on HBO.

So why claim you never said it?    Link

Dr. Laura:  "Nigger, nigger, nigger!"

ha ha

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When is Obama going to fire this loser?

Dr Laura - less racist than some

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Subject: What is this?

Bart, what is this thing on the bottom of the Atlantic ocean off the coast of Africa? 
It's huge; about the size of Wales.   Maybe some of your readers can help.

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“As a citizen, and as president, I believe that Muslims have the same right to practice their religion
  as anyone else in this country. That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community
  center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances.
  This is America, and our commitment to religious freedom must be unshakeable.”

   -- Obama, giving the Right another issue for November    Link

 Obama needs to handle this question short and sweet.

 "I'm protecting YOU.  If we tell them they can't build their mosque there,
   that means someone can tell YOU that you can't build your church where you want it."


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Subject: our Democrats

Hey bart,   you're still making me laugh.

even though i checked out of politics after the Clintons became "racists"

You think the national dems have problems.
ONLY Democrats could shoot their own kind in the kneecaps like this..

don't get me wrong, i will still vote for democrats as there is no alternative..
but i'm not very proud of our pols.. they are not JFK and LBJ or FDR.. they are more like Tom and Jerry..
embarrassing idiots, though not as embarrassing and idiotic than the alternatives.
J from dupage

J, damn well put!

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Two super-rich whores who will
 do anything for one more dollar.


“Once upon a time we had a president who restrained government spending, balanced the budget,
  argued forcefully for the benefits of free trade, and declared that "the era of big government is over".
  And he was a Democrat. I come here not to mourn Bill Clinton, but rather to lament the mostly
  unremarked passing of the political movement that made his economic successes possible...
  Come back, 1990s. All is forgiven."

   -- Matt Welch, Reason Magazine,     Link

 I thought the nineties were great,
 but half the Democrats disagree - they hated the nineties.

 The peace, the prosperity, the tripling of the stock market
 and zero dead soldiers from combat - they wanted no part of that.

"Freaking hilarious. Is Reason Magazine calling for the return of the Clinton tax plan of 1993?
  The one that raised the taxes of the rich and lowered it for the working poor? The funny thing is
  too many Dems, in their drive to demonize Hillary, forgot that Bill Clinton was the last President
  to raise taxes on the rich and lower them for the working poor. And apparently that amnesia
  spread to the libertarians at Reason. Too funny."

   -- Big Tent Democrat,     Link

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After Bush killed it and New Orleans



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"(Democrats) aren't ticked at Obama because of the speed of his legislative accomplishments.
  They're ticked about the substance, and the President's unwillingness to fight for what he believes in.
  And no amount of legislation with the right title and the wrong policies is going to change that."
     --  John Aravois,     Link


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"This summer has seen several loud and ugly outbursts of very real racism—including threats
  of violence against the president As if suffering from a facial tic, leading figures on the right
  cannot seem to suppress their inner Klansman these days."

          -- Joe Conason.   Link

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Subject: wrong on immigration and racism

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Dr Laura (R-Slut) uses N-word 11 times


Subject: counterpunch


As you know I am a long time reader and contributor to your site, but you are way off
to jump to any conclusions on Counterpunch without checking it out for yourself.

It is are a clearinghouse site for all sorts of opinions and insights.
They cover many issues from the economy, to war, to marijuana legalization and everything in between.

I would think at least you would respect the passion displayed on the site
whether or not you agree with EVERYTHING that they write.
 Mitch in Brooklyn NY

I think there's a difference between having an opinion
and intentionally misleading the stupid and the ignorant.

"Mena airport" is on the same stupid level as Obama's Birth Certificate.

If someone writes to me and says, "the Earth is flat,"
am I supposed to respect his right to have that stupid opinion?

Or should I tell him to knock that shit off?

But, because I'm a nice guy and because Bartcopism is all about getting along,  let's just say
my opinion is that counterpunch should
more prominently display their sign that says,
"Opinions expressed by our columnists are not necesarily our opinions."

If I had any brains at all... (Should I bother to finish that sentence?)
I'd become a leader of that "Mena airport" crap and get crazy rich.

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REAL Golf pro looks like?

Random thought... 

According to,  Jennifer Aniston has TWELVE movies coming out.

They also say she's done over TWENTY movies since she was famous on Friends.

Can you name one Jennifer Aniston movie that made money?

Why does Hollywood drive SUVs full of money to her
when she's never starred in a successful film?

OK, maybe Along Came Polly made some money,
but surely that was due to Ben Stiller, not Miss Hollywood.

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Eldrick loses again
This time he tied for 28th


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Subject: Make your pet famous!

Hey Bart,
Here's Taffy, aka Daddy's Little Weasel.

She was one of the first residents here at Weasel Way Ferret Rescue.
We lost her lost Fall, but she'll live on in our hearts.

Currently Weasel Way is home to 40 ferrets who were abandoned,
abused or owner surrenders and they all enjoy reading
  Mike in Va


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Subject: last issue's mystery's city
It is without a doubt Baghdad by the Bay, aka San Francisco (Don't call it Frisco), Cali.
One of the greatest cities on this or any other planet.
Was there for the Cubs-Giants ballgame on Jerry Garcia Bobblehead Night with my buds. 
Sold out game, and the SF Giants presented a LARGE check ($40K) donation to the Rex Foundation,
the Grateful Dead's charitable foundation, to commemorate the 15th anniversary of the passing of
the world's all time greatest nine fingered lead guitarist.  Only in San Francisco! 

And the Giants got the walk off win in the bottom of the 11th with the fog rolling in like thunder.
My pal Tom wore his special T-shirt he got at Wrigley--"When Harry [Caray] met Jerry [Garcia]"
--which prompted this joke:  What did Harry say to Jerry when they met in the afterlife? 

"Hey Dead Guy!  Pass me that Bud!"
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Hi Bart,
That's Noel Coward in the desert.

Photo from "Life" Magazine.

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Last Issue's Big Brother Conundrum

> This was written Thursday, 4 PM Central, three hours before showtime.

> The Big Brother house has been in an uproar over Rachel since Day One.
> She is the greatest reality TV star ever because everybody hates her - everybody.

> I hereby brazenly predict that CBS and Big Bother will change the rules to keep Rachel,
> which would cause a tsunami of turmoil in the house, which is reality TV gold.

Big Brother changed the rules to let Rachel back in the House

If you watched thre Showtime episodes, you know it happened.

 ...thank you, ...thank you,

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Bart, thanks for being there for so many of us.
Keep hitting them with your big ole hammer please.
Thanks for all you do.
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