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Julie Hiatt Steele
Selling of 9-11
by Chris Fitzpatrick, alternet.org
It is naïve to think the expressed wishes of those whose lives were most affected by
the events would matter in the face of a massive, ratings-generating media spectacle.
Perhaps to refute such an argument, 9/11 was immediately followed by a CBS newscast
that reiterated just how "respectful" the show was to the victims at this sensitive first anniversary.
As far as a remembrance, the two silent beams of light in New York City were far more
tasteful than the shocking and disturbing footage and sounds of 9/11.
Subject: Clinton - Whitewater
BC, I was just reading the Joshua Micah Marshall piece on your website and something clicked.
Joshua indicates that Bush the 1st had telephone
contact and other meetings to speed up the
investigation of Whitewater. Of course we aren't allowed to check B-1's records because B-2
has rescinded public access to those records under ' national security' and 'privacy'.
I guess it was the same issue that awarded
him the White House -
If it became public, it would do his Presidency irreparable harm.
Scott, we should also remember that not only was a presidential
campaign involved, but once
Clinton cleaned Poppy's clock in a legal and fair election, Bush immediately issued the pardons
(on Christmas Eve) that would bury the proof of the Bush Family Evil Empire crimes forever.
Bush wanted the press talking about something besides the Iran-Contra pardons. One call to a
billionaire thug like Richard Mellon Scaife and Gennifer Flowers was running to the supermarket
tabloids and the Zipper Hunt was in full flight.
No need to worry about Bush's October Surprise. No need to worry
about arms to terrorists
or treason or illegal foreign initiatives by those NOT representing our legal government.
No need to worry about illegally funding right-wing deaths squads in Central America, or the
funneling of cocaine to Oakland by the CIA to pay for it all. On top of everything, since they
got away with pardoning everyone who knew the truth - we'll never discover just how many
huge global crimes the Bush Family Evil Empire got away with.
Besides, Gennifer Flowers claims she had an affair with Bill Clinton.
Isn't that more important than anything the B.F.E.E. might get away with?
Subject: The Pope's First Statement WSJ March 22, 2002
Dearest Sister-in-Christ Peggy:
I just read your charming article about the Pope's
vague, brief, carefully parsed
ruminations on the Catholic Church's busy battalion of child molesters. Truly, he
makes it sound as if these horrid men didn't act out of personal fault for which they
are culpable, but instead simply had the misfortune to step within the penumbra of
some ineffable malaise, which can, no doubt, be traced to the red hot hoof of Lucifer
rather than the coffers of the church.
In any event, I am so pleased to hear that, based
on the conclusive findings of an
unnamed grandfather, you have declared by fiat that this endemic problem somehow
didn't exist before you and your peers got around to having a good time. How wise
of you, in reaching this reassuring conceit, that you chose to overlook the carefully
cultivated secrecy that made both the Catholic Church complicit in the crimes of its
priests and the general public unaware of their predatory acts (which might, of course,
explain why we didn't see Bing Crosby asking the boys up for cocktails with a saucy
use of the title in "Going My Way"). And how evenhanded of you not to limit your
historical revisionism to Ronald Reagan, dear.
So close to Jesus, one spritz of a quality fragrance gets us both,
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
A woman known throughout Christendom for her joie d'après vivre
That mailbox at mindspring.com isn't working out very well.
We'd better go back to using email@example.com
I can only get it at night, but it beats not getting it at all.
From: Ivan the chicken
Subject: You Racist!
You are a racist.
You demean Clarence Thomas, Tiger Woods, Niger Innis, and many of my fellow blacks.
Clarence should be ridiculed at every opportunity.
David Brock admitted he lied about Thomas's
truthful accusers to get this no-brainer Quota King his job. He was an unqualified pervert before he
was appointed to a lifetime of great power by the Bush Family Evil Empire. Clarence returned
the favor by voting for his boss's boy in 2000, denying democracy for the rest of us.
...and Tiger Woods? Don't like him, never did. If you think I'm
supposed to like him
because he's black, I'd think the racist in this conversation is you. As for Niger Innis,
I don't know who he is. I'd need to know somebody before I can dislike him.
Your racist referral to Niger Innis as "Nigger Innis" proves once and for all your racism.
Usually, I'm pretty good at getting out of a ditto-monkey
but I'm afraid you've finally caught me in a fool-proof trap this time.
Since I personally own MSNBC, I have nowhere to
hide this time - no excuses.
I might as well confess - I, ...BartCop, ...am actually Bill Gates.
I am notifying the NAACP and other Afro-American
organizations to boycott you
and to demand the DNC not give you another dollar in funding.
What? Cut off my DNC funding?
How will I produce the ultra lavish and slick bartcop.com without funding from the DNC?
You drunken racist failure.
Sir, I will be sober in the morning.
You'll be a flaming ditto-monkey the rest of your life.
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They wish the had the credibility of bartcop.com
end of the $73 million witch hunt
Robert Ray's final Whitewater report confirms what was clear
from the start -- Bill and Hillary Clinton were innocent.
by smoking Joe Conason
There was never, in short, a plausible case that the Clintons had committed a
single illegal act, or that they even had the slightest idea what McDougal had done.
The footnotes to the final report show that the OIC failed to uncover any significant
information about Whitewater beyond what the lawyers at Pillsbury, Madison &
Sutro had found when they completed an exhaustive and exculpatory report on the
land deal "and related matters" in late 1995. Yet by then the creative prosecutors
working for Starr -- and their allies in the media -- were focused on another target.
If they couldn’t get the president, they would settle for indicting his controversial spouse.
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Attack on Julie's attorney
Nancy Luque Shows Up In the Strangest Places
Which leads observers to ask the question: was Jule Steele "gotten to"?
Did the White House, learning that a major scandal was about to erupt,
task [Steele atty] Nancy Luque to ensure Jule Steele's testimony was changed?
At the moment, it's impossible to know.
None of the major players in the Willey
incident are talking about their roles: even Newsweek reporter Michael Isikoff
won't comment on the suspicious change in Steele's story because he doesn't
have any proof to support any possible scenario explaining the flip-flop.
However, he stands by his assertion that
Steele corroborated Willey's story
when he met her, and that she agreed to state that for the record:
he won't speculate as to why she subsequently changed her story.
I have a question:
If Mikey Isikoff (R-Starr employee) was paid $600,000 to bring this story to life,
and Julie is penniless and living in a condemned apartment, why ask who was "gotten to?"
If we learned anything from Watergate, it was "follow
If there's some money for Julie, she'd really like to know where it is.
The Republicans enjoy calling her "Clinton's whore."
But that can't be true because the definition of a whore includes getting paid.
Since Julie lost her home by sticking with the truth, where does the "whore" part come in?
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I want to get my ass kicked - in the worst way!
Can I have a few days to draw a crowd?
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can you set this up?
Sascha needs clearance to the whippi ...uh, ... I mean the chat room.
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We can't announce the time or date because it'll freeze up with
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of Christine the Christian who works for better-than-you Brent Bozell.
It seems to me that once you pull down your pants, snap some pictures
then e-mail those pictures to Republican perverts, your privacy rights are gone.
...but I told legal I'd follow their wishes.
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If I was lying I'd tell you.
How important is it that we hate gays? Apparently, very.
THE LIST: 9/11 Fund Screws Gays
According to Feinberg, lots and lots of people will receive compensation under the plan,
including children, babies, and even fetuses. And as an indication of how generous the
fund will be, even illegal aliens, who aren't American citizens and who are in the US in
violation of federal law, will receive benefits... but gay partners of the heroes of Sept 11th
will not necessarily be eligible for the same compensation as heterosexual family members
who lost their loved ones.
This is what happens when religiously insane people steal elections.
They coddle illegal immigrants, and tell tax-paying, law-abiding gays to fuck off.
...just one more reason to agree with this guy:
I took down my flag today
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