"We can't ask the people in the Middle East
to make peace on our timetable. They need to make peace on their
timetable, not ours." -- Governor Bush, last year, when
asked why he was so disengaged.
Hey, Moron!
"Their" timetable for peace has been a constant war for 2500
years.
And while the Middle East was smoldering and bin Laden was training
pilots,
your crooked ass was in Crawford, Texas talking to the damn cows,
remember?
President Game Boy may be the worst president of the last 20,
But I'll bet he has the Texas record for high score on Frogger.
Crossfire
snippet
Begala: I love polling. And I'm glad
that Bush is polling. Maybe he'll learn that some
of his idiot policies are unpopular with the country. But he shouldn't
lie about it.
He ought not lie about. Does anyone respect Bush for lying about
the polling?
Excerpt: Be it recorded that as the West Bank erupted
in chaos over Easter weekend,
the Leader of the Free World played with
his dogs. According to aides, President
Bush also went jogging and worked around
his ranch. That would be the symbolic
Crawford, Texas spread Bush acquired in
1999, after a life previously notable for its
indifference to the rustic arts.
Maybe it's rude to say so, but Cowboy Dubya don't ride.
Maybe that
should be "Testing our stupidest..."
Juliefest
Update
First, let me say that I realize my stewardship if this event
has
resembled the Boy King's bungling of the Middle East situation.
First tickets were $50, then $75, then $200, then $100, then we're
sold out,
then we're not sold out - it's been a not easy situation
to wrangle.
(Thank Koresh for Christian's cool head and working brain.)
...but unlike The Unelected Idiot, we're actually showing positive
results.
No matter what happens, Julie will end up with a handsome chunk
of change
and that's thanks to yourgenerosity and yourloyalty in "stickin'" with a friend.
Yes
- we have more $100 tickets.
As of right now (Friday-noon) only about 50 official tickets have
been e-mailed.
But most of you have seen your name and contribution on
the list
If you have paid for a ticket(s) and are not on the list
- contact us now.
We still intend to freeze the guest list on April 13, so contact
us NOW
if we owe you a ticket.
Best way to do that is to send e-mail to juliefest2002@yahoo.com
and it would be wise
to put "You owe me a ticket" in the subject box - that
will get our attention.
Last thing - we're certain there can only be a few that have been
overlooked,
so if you want some Juliefest
2002-DC tickets you need to act fast.
PayPal your $100 per ticket to bartcop@bartcop.com or snail mail checks/MOs (but do it today) to bartcop.com at
PO Box 54466, Tulsa, OK 74155
If you've been kicking yourself for missing this possibly
once-in-a-lifetime event, stop kicking and get out your credit card and join the party.
This is going to be hueueueueueueuege.
There's no telling (read my lips) who you
might meet.
...and I promise - you'll never forget meeting Julie
Hiatt Steele - slayer of Kenneth Starr.
Quotes
"In some parts of the country if you
say 'Let's go bare-backing' you might get slapped." -- The Truth Molester, Rush Limbaugh,
second hour Thursday 4/4
The
vulgar Pigboy did a whole segment Thursday on
"barebacking."
Swear to Koresh, he acted like he didn't know what the term meant.
He kept telling his sheep not to go off "half cocked"
on the subject,
then he had to ask a staffer - twice - why he was laughing
at him.
ha ha Make him stop!
Most amazingly, Andrew (Captain Bareback) Sullivan's name never
came up! [If you haven't heard, HIV-infected, Clinton-hating, ultra-right-wing
Sullivan
was caught advertising for "bareback sex" in some magazine that
I don't read.]
Andrew Sullivan is the most famous bare-backer in the country,
and I'm sure
because he's the only bare-backer that I know of.
I wonder how many young men Andrew Sullivan has infected by bare-backing?
Butt, of course, Rush would never mention anything negative about
a wild-ass Republican
who was infecting others with his nasty-ass bare-backing because
Sullivan has an "R" behind him.
Subject: Enron scandal Rope a
Dope
The left is being taken for a ride by the Bushies
again. In the past few weeks so many of us
on the left have been cheering the demise of
Andersen, and we have not bothered to ask why
the Justice Department is focusing all of its
efforts on Anderson and not Enron.
Kenny Boy and his gang of thugs have the goods
on Bush. If the Ashcroft Justice Department
were to issue indictments to the Enron gang,
Kenny Boy would be the one saying “Let’s Roll”.
President Bunny Pants can’t afford to have his
criminal acts exposed. If anyone form the Enron gang
is ever indicted, it will be at the end of Bunny
Pants’ term and he will promptly issue those indicted
pardons to prevent us from finding out what the
quid pro quo was.
Bush is trying to make Anderson the John Walker
Lindh of the Enron scandal.
I don’t what is worse - Bush doing this or the
fact that we are all falling for it.
Mark
Mark, I'm doing what I can, but the hammer is small.
As long as Bush owns the press and the Democrats are too scared,
there's not a lot we can do until the hammer gets more power behind
it.
I wonder if there will be any "angels" in DC on April 27th?
Quotes
"My administration has been calling upon
all the leaders in the Middle East to do everything they can to
stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen."
-- President Monkey in a Man Suit, Crawford, Texas,
Aug. 13, 2001
Oh, God, what did we do to deserve this idiot Emporer?
Law
firm Kirkland & Ellis drawn into Enron probe Ken Starr's law firm had ties to crooked Bush partner
Enron by The Whore Street Journal
Excerpt: But it could be a while before investigators
get Kirkland & Ellis’s files.
The firm is being cautious about complying
with document requests.
Oh, sure - when it was Clinton's private sex life,
"The people have a right to know." But now that the BFEE and Enron and Kenneth
Starr get caught stealing
hundreds of millions from the little people, we need to mind
our own business?
...of course, the press and the Democrats will let them skate
away - again.
I'm so old, I remember when America had a two-party system.
click
Quotes
"C'mon now, ...enough is enough," -- President Extremely Stupid, trying to stop the suicide
bombings.
Excerpt: James Carville invoked Bill Clinton's name
in the latest effort to get political traction
in attacking the Bush administration for
its ties to the now bankrupt Enron Corporation.
Citing events for which there is no evidence,
Carville said,
"If the Clinton administration allowed Enron
to appoint the head of the committee that regulated them, then I say that
Bill Clinton ought to be retroactively impeached."
There's always something good at
"I
felt extremely used by the Bush administration"
Question: Who has the sharper mind, Ozzy or President
Is-our-children-learning?
"Mr. President, it's so f*ing nice to meet
you and your f*ing wife. I thought I'd be a f*ing wanted poster
on the f*ing wall, not invited to your place for f*ing
tea. Where is the f*ing loo?"
If there was a God, C-Span would cover this
live.
When
liars lie
Mr Bush criticised the Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat, saying:
"The situation in which he finds himself
today is largely of his own making. He has missed his opportunities
and thereby betrayed the hopes of his people."
Hmmmm.. sounds like he's talking about the 2000
Clinton/Camp David Accords that the B.F.E.E. scuttled by warning Barak not to
sign that agreement and then Ariel Sharon,
with the blessing of the B.F.E.E., thought it would be
the best best tim to tour the (I need a staff)
and that started this whole wave of violence and the evil Bush
crime family is too blame..
Stop
lying, Governor Bush!
Remember how many times they told us in campaign 2000
that it wasn't important to have a president who could think?
But now the Middle East is exploding, and the clueless stooge
is finding out that hiding in Crawford, talking to the cows and
playing video games is NOT what America needs right now.
I wish we had a president who was elected - not appointed.
I wish we had a president America could trust in a crisis.
I wish we had Bill Clinton.
Excerpt: An impending report on FBI security prompted
by the Robert Hanssen spy case
says Moscow first alerted U.S. officials
about the former FBI agent's activities
eight years before he was arrested,
the Washington Post reported on Thursday.
Notice how skillfully they phrased that
sentence to give Saint Reagan and Poppy a pass?
Hanssen was arrested by the Clinton administration,
so if the White House was warned
eight years before he was arrested,
that means it was another Republican bungle,
but, like they always do, the whore press
covers for the Bush Family Evil Empire.
Had the reverse been true, the headline
would've read,
"Clinton
let spy slip through" Ignored
warnings from Russians
Why can't they just give the date that Russia
warned us?
Why can't they just give us the facts?
Why does the Bush Family Evil Empire
alway get a pass?
Followup
to yesterday's followup of Wednesday's
Prescott Bush/China connection:
Prescott
Bush, Jr. is Chairman of the
U.S.- China Chamber of Commerce.
He presided over a *huge* technology transfer
of electronics soon after
his nephew suspended our right to duly
elect our Chief Executive.
Dennis
THIS is why Bush got on his knees and begged
China to forgive our airmen. for flying near China's airspace (unless Bush was lying about
that, too)
The Bush Family Evil Empire has BUSINESS, ...secret
BUSINESS with communist China.
They don't care what the cost is in lives - they feel they have a right
"to
earn."
...and I'm going
to get away with it!
Democrats - where the hell are you? Why do you cash your pay check every week if you're not working?
With President Oil and VP Oil, our national parks are in severe
trouble.
Bush would sacrifice Yellowstone in a heartbeat if his oil-greedy
crime family
could make fifty dollars by getting in there with their leaky
drilling rigs.
Excerpt: Just as Ken Lay hid Enron's fiscal mismanagement
from employees and investors,
it seems our governor will go to any lengths
to mislead Floridians about how the
state's economy has gone from surpluses
to deficits on his watch.
When Jeb Bush took the reigns of power nearly
four years ago he spoke of lofty goals
such as creating jobs, more efficient government
and a world-class education system.
Now, near the end of his term, we are back
to deficit spending; our school system is
at the bottom of the national pile and
government graft has become of the order of the day.
Jeb loots Florida while his simpleton brother loots the Social
Security lockbox.
This whole Bush Family Evil Empire is an epidemic out
of control.
I'll find little solace when America finally says,
"Bart, you were right all the time. If only
we'd listened to you!"
Repeal
the USA Patriot Act Part III: Civil Rights Violations and Torture
Comment: If you want to get Julie Hiatt Steele going, ask her about the
Patriot Act.
When Herr Starr was running wild, ruining her life, it was because
he had
ABSOLUTE power and he could do any damn thing he wanted.
Starr's unlimited powers superceded every right she thought
she had, every law on
the books in every state and every plank of the once-untouchable
US Constitution.
If I understand Julie's position, The Patriot Act turns EVERY
American into another
Julie Hiatt Steele, meaning the government can do anything
they want and we're
powerless to say, "What happened to
my rights under the Constitution?"
I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if the guy who suspended the Constitution
had been
elected by the people, but that evil Bush boy STOLE power with
the help of his
Daddy's crooked judges and then, ...f-ing then, he gets us into
a permanant world war
and asks Congress not to investigate how all this happened?
And the Democrats in Congress sheepishly say "Yes
Sir, ...sorry we brought it up?"
I need a drink...
Don't forget to check
Krugman's
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