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"We can't ask the people in the Middle East
to make peace on our timetable.
They need to make peace on their timetable, not ours."
-- Governor Bush, last year, when asked why he was so disengaged.
"Their" timetable for peace has been a constant war for 2500 years.
And while the Middle East was smoldering and bin Laden was training
your crooked ass was in Crawford, Texas talking to the damn cows, remember?
President Game Boy may be the worst president of the last 20,
But I'll bet he has the Texas record for high score on Frogger.
Begala: I love polling. And I'm glad
that Bush is polling. Maybe he'll learn that some
of his idiot policies are unpopular with the country. But he shouldn't lie about it.
He ought not lie about. Does anyone respect Bush for lying about the polling?
Dubya Bungles Again
by Gene Lyons
Be it recorded that as the West Bank erupted in chaos over Easter weekend,
the Leader of the Free World played with his dogs. According to aides, President
Bush also went jogging and worked around his ranch. That would be the symbolic
Crawford, Texas spread Bush acquired in 1999, after a life previously notable for its
indifference to the rustic arts. Maybe it's rude to say so, but Cowboy Dubya don't ride.
Maybe that should be "Testing our stupidest..."
First, let me say that I realize my stewardship if this event
resembled the Boy King's bungling of the Middle East situation.
First tickets were $50, then $75, then $200, then $100, then we're
then we're not sold out - it's been a not easy situation to wrangle.
(Thank Koresh for Christian's cool head and working brain.)
...but unlike The Unelected Idiot, we're actually showing positive results.
No matter what happens, Julie will end up with a handsome chunk
and that's thanks to your generosity and your loyalty in "stickin'" with a friend.
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stop kicking and get out your credit card and join the party.
This is going to be hueueueueueueuege.
There's no telling (read my lips) who you might meet.
...and I promise - you'll never forget meeting Julie Hiatt Steele - slayer of Kenneth Starr.
"In some parts of the country if you
say 'Let's go bare-backing' you might get slapped."
-- The Truth Molester, Rush Limbaugh, second hour Thursday 4/4
The vulgar Pigboy did a whole segment Thursday on "barebacking."
Swear to Koresh, he acted like he didn't know what the term meant.
He kept telling his sheep not to go off "half cocked" on the subject,
then he had to ask a staffer - twice - why he was laughing at him.
Make him stop!
Most amazingly, Andrew (Captain Bareback) Sullivan's name never
[If you haven't heard, HIV-infected, Clinton-hating, ultra-right-wing Sullivan
was caught advertising for "bareback sex" in some magazine that I don't read.]
Andrew Sullivan is the most famous bare-backer in the country, and I'm sure
because he's the only bare-backer that I know of.
I wonder how many young men Andrew Sullivan has infected by bare-backing?
Butt, of course, Rush would never mention anything negative about a wild-ass Republican
who was infecting others with his nasty-ass bare-backing because Sullivan has an "R" behind him.
Subject: Enron scandal Rope a Dope
The left is being taken for a ride by the Bushies
again. In the past few weeks so many of us
on the left have been cheering the demise of Andersen, and we have not bothered to ask why
the Justice Department is focusing all of its efforts on Anderson and not Enron.
Kenny Boy and his gang of thugs have the goods
on Bush. If the Ashcroft Justice Department
were to issue indictments to the Enron gang, Kenny Boy would be the one saying ďLetís RollĒ.
President Bunny Pants canít afford to have his
criminal acts exposed. If anyone form the Enron gang
is ever indicted, it will be at the end of Bunny Pantsí term and he will promptly issue those indicted
pardons to prevent us from finding out what the quid pro quo was.
Bush is trying to make Anderson the John Walker
Lindh of the Enron scandal.
I donít what is worse - Bush doing this or the fact that we are all falling for it.
Mark, I'm doing what I can, but the hammer is small.
As long as Bush owns the press and the Democrats are too scared,
there's not a lot we can do until the hammer gets more power behind it.
I wonder if there will be any "angels" in DC on April 27th?
"My administration has been calling upon
all the leaders in the Middle East
to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved
that peace will never happen."
-- President Monkey in a Man Suit, Crawford, Texas,
Aug. 13, 2001
Oh, God, what did we do to deserve this idiot Emporer?
firm Kirkland & Ellis drawn into Enron probe
Ken Starr's law firm had ties to crooked Bush partner Enron
by The Whore Street Journal
But it could be a while before investigators get Kirkland & Ellisís files.
The firm is being cautious about complying with document requests.
Oh, sure - when it was Clinton's private sex life,
"The people have a right to know."
But now that the BFEE and Enron and Kenneth Starr get caught stealing
hundreds of millions from the little people, we need to mind our own business?
...of course, the press and the Democrats will let them skate away - again.
I'm so old, I remember when America had a two-party system.
"C'mon now, ...enough is enough,"
-- President Extremely Stupid, trying to stop the suicide bombings.
James Carville: Retroactively impeach Clinton ifÖ
James Carville invoked Bill Clinton's name in the latest effort to get political traction
in attacking the Bush administration for its ties to the now bankrupt Enron Corporation.
Citing events for which there is no evidence,
"If the Clinton administration allowed Enron to appoint the head of the committee
that regulated them, then I say that Bill Clinton ought to be retroactively impeached."
There's always something good at
"I felt extremely used by the Bush administration"
Hey, Oprah's looking pretty good!
I was able to reach Ms. Steele for a comment.
She had none.
London Reports Ozzy invited to meet The Chimp
Question: Who has the sharper mind, Ozzy or President
"Mr. President, it's so f*ing nice to meet
you and your f*ing wife.
I thought I'd be a f*ing wanted poster on the f*ing wall,
not invited to your place for f*ing tea. Where is the f*ing loo?"
If there was a God, C-Span would cover this live.
When liars lie
Mr Bush criticised the Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat, saying:
"The situation in which he finds himself today is largely of his own making.
He has missed his opportunities and thereby betrayed the hopes of his people."
Hmmmm.. sounds like he's talking about the 2000
Clinton/Camp David Accords
that the B.F.E.E. scuttled by warning Barak not to sign that agreement and then Ariel Sharon,
with the blessing of the B.F.E.E., thought it would be the best best tim to tour the (I need a staff)
and that started this whole wave of violence and the evil Bush crime family is too blame..
Stop lying, Governor Bush!
Remember how many times they told us in campaign 2000
that it wasn't important to have a president who could think?
But now the Middle East is exploding, and the clueless stooge
is finding out that hiding in Crawford, talking to the cows and
playing video games is NOT what America needs right now.
I wish we had a president who was elected - not appointed.
I wish we had a president America could trust in a crisis.
I wish we had Bill Clinton.
Russia Alerted U.S. About Robert Hanssen's Spying
An impending report on FBI security prompted by the Robert Hanssen spy case
says Moscow first alerted U.S. officials about the former FBI agent's activities
eight years before he was arrested, the Washington Post reported on Thursday.
Notice how skillfully they phrased that
sentence to give Saint Reagan and Poppy a pass?
Hanssen was arrested by the Clinton administration, so if the White House was warned
eight years before he was arrested, that means it was another Republican bungle,
but, like they always do, the whore press covers for the Bush Family Evil Empire.
Had the reverse been true, the headline
"Clinton let spy slip through"
Ignored warnings from Russians
Why can't they just give the date that Russia
Why can't they just give us the facts?
Why does the Bush Family Evil Empire alway get a pass?
to yesterday's followup of
Wednesday's Prescott Bush/China connection:
Subject: Prescott Bush
I've sent you this link maybe a dozen times
(I'm a low IQ chimp who really needs a staff :)
Bush, Jr. is Chairman of
the U.S.- China Chamber of Commerce.
He presided over a *huge* technology transfer
of electronics soon after
his nephew suspended our right to duly elect our Chief Executive.
THIS is why Bush got on his knees and begged
China to forgive our airmen.
for flying near China's airspace (unless Bush was lying about that, too)
The Bush Family Evil Empire has BUSINESS, ...secret
BUSINESS with communist China.
They don't care what the cost is in lives - they feel they have a right "to earn."
...and I'm going to get away with it!
Democrats - where the hell are you?
Why do you cash your pay check every week if you're not working?
With President Oil and VP Oil, our national parks are in severe
Bush would sacrifice Yellowstone in a heartbeat if his oil-greedy crime family
could make fifty dollars by getting in there with their leaky drilling rigs.
"Please Mr Bush, don't kill me."
Jeb Bush is to Florida as Ken Lay is to Enron
Just as Ken Lay hid Enron's fiscal mismanagement from employees and investors,
it seems our governor will go to any lengths to mislead Floridians about how the
state's economy has gone from surpluses to deficits on his watch.
When Jeb Bush took the reigns of power nearly
four years ago he spoke of lofty goals
such as creating jobs, more efficient government and a world-class education system.
Now, near the end of his term, we are back to deficit spending; our school system is
at the bottom of the national pile and government graft has become of the order of the day.
Jeb loots Florida while his simpleton brother loots the Social
This whole Bush Family Evil Empire is an epidemic out of control.
I'll find little solace when America finally says,
"Bart, you were right all the time. If only we'd listened to you!"
the USA Patriot Act
Part III: Civil Rights Violations and Torture
If you want to get Julie Hiatt Steele going, ask her about the Patriot Act.
When Herr Starr was running wild, ruining her life, it was because he had
ABSOLUTE power and he could do any damn thing he wanted.
Starr's unlimited powers superceded every right she thought
she had, every law on
the books in every state and every plank of the once-untouchable US Constitution.
If I understand Julie's position, The Patriot Act turns EVERY
American into another
Julie Hiatt Steele, meaning the government can do anything they want and we're
powerless to say, "What happened to my rights under the Constitution?"
I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if the guy who suspended the Constitution
elected by the people, but that evil Bush boy STOLE power with the help of his
Daddy's crooked judges and then, ...f-ing then, he gets us into a permanant world war
and asks Congress not to investigate how all this happened?
And the Democrats in Congress sheepishly say "Yes Sir, ...sorry we brought it up?"
I need a drink...
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Behavior at Dinner irks Bush officials
Liberal NYW Times columnist fails to bow to Boy King
The White House source also said when Bush received a standing ovation following his remarks,
Krugman refused to stand or applaud.
"This is the thought police," said Krugman.
"Next, they'll say there was
something wrong with the expression on my face. This is ridiculous."
...sounds like somebody failed to give The Governor "Harrumph!"
Watch your ass, Krugman.
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