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``Yasser Arafat has proven his total contempt
for human life.
He is completely untrustworthy. So we should support Israel as they
dismantle the Palestinian leadership that foments violence and fosters hate.''
-- Tom Delay, breaking ranks with his crooked president
Speaking to Britain's ITV television network... Attribution
Q: Has anything surprised you
about the pressures, having these crises
-- have there been any surprises since you came into the Oval Office?
TC: I think the surprise was how clearly I
saw what we needed to do after 9/11.
Yeah, that would've shocked all of us - if only it was half true.
When President Monkey in a Man Suit was told we were under
his well-honed instincts told him to keep reading caterpillar stories to those kids.
Once Condi and Unka Dick called, the young Bush boy seemed a lot smarter.
I am shocked and horrified about the sewage runoff
problems that continue to plague our
beautiful beaches. It is unthinkable that children and pregnant women are forbidden from
swimming in the water due to health concerns.
This would have doubly excluded George Bush's
pregnant 15 year old girlfriend from
swimming, as she was both pregnant and a child at the time. Well, until he arranged for
her to have an illegal abortion anyway. Then she would have only been a child.
But I digress.
I implore you to help save our beaches!
San Diego, CA
More Cents Worth
by Isaac Peterson
Six more - this time it's New York
The Archdiocese of New York said on Sunday that six priests
who have been named in allegations of sexual misconduct
have been "asked to leave their current assignments."
I don't get it
Bush says he's going to de-thrown Saddam, then Israel snubs the
young Bush boy,
so Saddam announces he's cutting oil exports, which has the net effect of raising oil prices,
which makes tons of extra cash for the crooked administration's friends, who will then
donate that extra money to the campaign warchest for 2004.
That makes Saddam a hueueueuge Bush campaign contributor.
Saddam has the same deal with the Bush Family Evil Empire that bin Laden does.
Many Americans look to Europe and admire
their "progressive" attitudes.
But I recently returned from a trip to Europe, and what I saw and experienced
was something completely different: corrupt politicians, uncaring bureaucracies,
and epidemics of street crime, drugs, and sexual promicuity.
The permissive Europeans have loosened their
moral codes to such an extent that
it is perfectly legal to have sex with 15-year-olds and then force them to have abortions,
as George W. Bush did a few years ago. Thank God we in the United States can
stand proud as shining beacons of morality in this increasingly dangerous world.
A Proud American
Penthouse Magazine Bankrupt
"Porn works on the Web because it is free, and more importantly, you don't
have to go into the convenience store and face the smirking young woman at
the cash register to get it. Now, you just turn on the computer."
It sounds like a gag, but these days I get Playboy for the articles
and the interview.
By the time the magazine shows up in my mailbox, I've already seen the pictures.
The centerfold and the others are on the newsgroups a week or two prior to delivery.
Why buy a cow when the milk was delivered two weeks ago?
...and don't get me started on the poses they put those women
First them get them wet, then they hang them upside down.
Then they poor sand or dirt or motor oil on them and hand them a wrench.
Hey, Playboy - I have no fantasies about having sex with a car mechanic, OK?
BTW, that lying scumbag Bill O' Reilly is this month's interview.
He tells lie after lie after lie (such as 'Fox is not biased') and Playboy lets him get away with it.
I'm so old, I remember when the Playboy interview was the defining interview of one's life - where
the REAL questions were asked about REAL touchy topics, but now they've gone soft, pun intended.
I don't think I'll renew my subscription.
Open Letter to US President George W. Bush
How can you, the man who so clearly and justifiably defined the war against the terrorists
who struck at America as a war waged against Evil, dare ask Israel to retreat from its own
front lines in that very same battle? More accurately, Mr. President, you are asking that the
Arabs be allowed to return the front lines of that battle to Israeli schools, hotels, restaurants
and public buses. What you are asking the citizens of our country to do, Mr. President,
is lie down and agree to be slaughtered.
Report Suggests Environmental Catastrophe Could Be Imminent
Are you like me?
Do you extra hate it when Rush and the young Bush boy say,
"When it comes to global warming, you have your scientists and we have ours."
But the problem is, "our" scientists work for N.A.S.A.,
the C.D.C. and the N.O.A.A.
Their "scientists" work for Union Carbide, the Coal Lobby, Halliburton and Enron.
Why do the Democrats let them get away with that hoseshit?
Is it because we're a party of spineless weenies?
...Unka Dick was right.
They're not even putting up a fight!
"Bush and Cheney are leading us into another
half-century of cold war,
with terrorism replacing Communism as the new hobgoblin of our age."
--George McGovern, (war hero) Questions for Mr. Bush, thenation.com
Instead of spending billions to beef up our military, wouldn't
it be cheaper
to just post the Ten Commandments on the walls of the United Nations?
When pigs fly...
CARLSON: ...our producers here
on CROSSFIRE came across a quote from BUZZFLASH.COM,
don't think I'll be reading it soon, but you did an interview with them.
CARLSON: And here's the quote that
you gave. I'm quoting now.
"It turns out we, Clinton, were the most ethical administration in history."
BEGALA: Absolutely. How many senior
Reagan aides went to prison? 30.
How many senior Clinton aides? 1.
The chief of staff of the Department of Agriculture.
Without a doubt, using any measurable criteria, the Reagan people
were many, many times
more currupt than the Clinton people, and we don't even know how corrupt because Bush
pardoned them, but the lying whores will continue to claim otherwise.
Clinton had the most investigated administration in history, and
they had the fewest convictions
of any administration since the GOP soured Washington with the religious hatred that Barry
Goldwater said should be thrown out of the party.
By the way, who was the chief of staff of the Department of Agriculture?
(Congrats to buzzflash.com on the mention)
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"I'm never lonely because I find myself
-- the vulgar Pigboy, stroking himself once again, yesterday
Traficant fate in the hands of the jury
"I'm not crazy.
Give me $800"
The prosecutor dismissed Mr. Traficant's defense as a combination
of "nefarious conspiracy"
and "cotton candy" paranoia intended to make the government the defendant, not Mr. Traficant.
The two-month trial in ended as it began, with Traficant veering
and drawing reprimands from Judge Lesley Wells for misrepresenting the law
and distorting evidence. On the last day of his trail, Traficant asked the judge
to drop the felony charges against his hair. Judge Wells refused.
Bo Creep and the Pulling of Wool
by Eileen Smith as seen on americanpolitics.com
"I was assigned to take a sheep from one pasture to another and this tour bus stops and
they all get out and this woman says: 'Oh, look at the little Scottish boy,' in this Texas accent.
Of course, I kept my mouth shut and gave them a little Scottish boy wave."
-- the man some call president, recounting his "sheep summer" in Scotland
Is America Winning?
With the war on terrorism now six months old, it's time to review
How goes the war?
Let's grade four areas:
If the suicide bombers get 72 virgins,
what do the female suicide bombers get?
Lanny the stalker?
We're about to break $18,000.
That's not too shabby, but $18,000 is so not a round number.
$20,000 is a much rounder number, don't you think?
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Here's how that works - security is going to cost Julie $360.
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"Thank you, (your name here) for seeing to my safety on my big night."
that would be worth framing and hanging in your den or on your desk at work.
People would constantly be saying, "How
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There are also various transportation costs (not mine) for this event.
Would you like to be a $300 transportation sponsor?
We're going to have flowers for Julie $200 and a giant cake $80
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...you'll never forget meeting Julie Hiatt Steele - slayer of Kenneth Starr.
I loved seeing Homer's quote from the most recent Simpson's prominently displayed on your site.
I believe he actually said "Now that I have legal marijuana, I can walk up to the President
of the United States and blow smoke right in his STUPID monkey face."
You have omitted the 'stupid' from his quote.
I, of course, may be mistaken having heard
what I wanted to hear but I'm pretty sure that's what good ol' Homer said.
All the best to you and your site,
Perhaps I was subconsciously trying to be nice to President Monkeybrain.
That's one of my faults - I'm too forgiving...
Robert Ray Wimps Out
"The large field of Republicans seeking to
challenge Torricelli in N.J. shrunk when
nobody Guy Gregg and former independent counsel Robert Ray dropped out."
I wonder if his impending "vacation" in prison was a factor?
Went to Fayetteville last weekend.
I took the tour of "historical archtecture."
Most of it was crap, but we saw Bill & Hillary's first home...
Hey, Bill - check it out.
Look how much bigger than tree is than when you lived there.
Then, the gruesome part...
...the Springdale, Arkansas Days Inn where the B.F.E.E.'s
C.I.A. posed Jimmy Hatfield's murdered body with a suicide note.
"You can check out, but you can never leave."
I don't blame the Days Inn people.
When the White House says, "We need a favor," you cooperate, right?
Isn't that how Clinton got tied to Bush's Mena Airport stories?
from the Wizard of Whimsy
"When you think of intellectuals, think
-- Rush, the Truth Molester, 4/8/02, praising the stupidity and
ignorance that has infected his party for the last 30 years,
Today's issue is so hueueueuge, I had to take the
entire middle section
and make it a link so it would all fit. I know it pains you deeply to click,
but the entire middle section of today's bartcop.com is behind this link.
Use the portal below and they'll throw bartcop.com a nickel and
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Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
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