"It's Fleet Week here in New York City. The
U.S. Navy has docked in the harbor from being around the world.
It's fantastic – the hookers are now even taking euros.
Next week will be even crazier – it's
Priest Week. I'm a little worried. Am -- Dave
The
good news...
A US senate committee has voted to subpoena
documents
on the White House's links with bankrupt
energy giant Enron.
The
bad news...
If the committee's use of subpoena powers
is backed by the courts,
the White House would be legally obliged
to disclose details of its
dealings with the bankrupt energy trader.
The crooked Court of Whores will never allow their boy to be caught.
They'll do the opposite of what they did to Clinton.
They'll deny every motion filed by any entity to
force the illegal Bush fraud
to produce any document that would prove his obvious guilty.
We can never forget that Sandy O'Connor screamed "Oh, No!"
when the networks called Florida for the man with the most votes.
Fortunately for the illegal plans drawn up by the B.F.E.E.,
O'Connor
was in a position to fix the voters' "mistake" and appoint their
boy
It's nice to own the Supreme Court
Subject: Kamikaze pilots - the
idea has been around for more than 60 years
What do they mean, no one had any idea that some
one would come up
with such an evil plan as to use airplanes as
missiles? What bullshit!!!
Ever hear of a kamikaze pilot?
What rock have these clowns (Not to mention the
media whores)
been hiding under for the last 60 plus years?
Thanks Bart,
I had to get that off my chest.
Lisa J
Bono is
a Genius
He's in Africa snookering Paul O'Neill.
He's already made friends with B'Orrin Hatch, Jesse the Dragon Helms,
George the Lesser and now he's working on Sec of the Stolen Treasury
O'Neill.
You know how I contend that Uncle OJ Watts is a very powerful man in
ther GOP
because if he ever wants his way on something he can threaten to bolt
the GOP
saying they're "too racist" and he couldn't stand their shunning him
because he's black?
Bono has put himself in the same position.
Bono's been saying nice things about the biggest assholes in the GOP.
He's got dozens
of photos of them posing with him, going to U2 concerts etc. In the
end, if the B.F.E.E. fails to play ball the way Bono wants it played, he can call a press
conference and say,
"The GOP talks a good game, and they pretend
they care about Africa, but lip service is all we got after
years of false promises by those lying huns."
Just think, after Helms took his 22 grandchildren to the U2 concert
in DC last year,
after Helms told all his grandchildren that he & Bono were "good
friends," Jesse would
have to go to those grandchildren and explain why the head of rock's
biggest act is
calling him a no-good, sell-out traitor whose word is no good.
Bono is going to get what he wants. He has worked the system, he played
the heartless,
racist Republican thugs for fools and now they're in a box of his making.
He's a genius.
Hell, if nothing else, Bono gets say that he caused Paul O'Neill to
actually touch
the skin of a black man. That's an accomplishment
right there.
Excerpt: "We have no choice but to address the policies
and decisions, made at
the very highest level of our government, which
helped bring us to this point,"
an influential political voice said less than
a month after Sept. 11.
"To do otherwise is to be irresponsible and unprepared
in the face
of a ruthless enemy, whose objective is to kill
many more Americans."
Were these the words of an outrageously partisan
Democrat -- Sen. Tom Daschle
or Rep. Dick Gephardt? -- seeking a high-minded
rationale for bashing President Bush?
Excerpt: The Minneapolis FBI agent who detained
accused al-Qaeda operative Zacarias Moussaoui
last August, unsuccessfully petitioning
the Justice Department for a warrant to search his
computer, warned that the suspect
"could fly something into the World Trade Center."
Agents investigating Arab nationals taking
flying lessons in Arizona made similar deductions.
Were the agents paying closer attention
than the White House?
Bush in
Europe
Some story that was sent to me started out by saying the last time the
Pinhead President
was over there, he startled his guest by saying, "So,
tell me about Europe," as though
A,
"Europe" can be explained a single conversation,
B,
that the Bush boy could understand what he was being told or
C,
remember any of it ten minutes later.
By the way, I wonder if Bush will visit Bitburg?
Do you think young Bush will honor the fallen Nazi war "heroes" the
way Reagan did?
Look at that poor, senile old fool - honoring Nazi scum because his
handlers told him to.
The U.S. press swept the lives of 9 Japanese nationals
under the rug.
Now it appears 3000 lives will be swept as well.
The cover-up is well under way and the Democrats
appear to be cowering.
We can spend 70 million investigating where a
cigar went
but nothing to ensure that our government wasn't
complicit
in the Sept.11th atrocity. This country is becoming
a joke.
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This is actually Wednesday's issue because death said hey again.
I'm OK, Mrs. Bart's OK, Julie & Christian are OK, but this
was a big one.
I might write about it.
This isn't even the best version of this issue, but it's the one
I found.
Subject: Bush Fosters Terror
The Bush Administration is openly planning for
the post-Saddam era in Iraq.
That's the same as saying to Hussein: better
attack us now, you've got nothing to lose,
we're going to get you anyway. Bush loves war,
he figures it is his only popularity tool.
Scott
Scott,
One populary theory says that's what caused Sept 11th.
Bush told the Taliban they'd get "a carpet
of gold or a carpet of bombs." When people have nothing to lose, they go for broke.
bin Laden HAD to know we'd destroy the Taliban if the WTC came down.
Why would he volunteer to destroy his base unless he had nothing to
lose?
It's very possible the Bush bungling caused all of this, and as long
as the Democrats
are acting like scared little bunnies, he's going to get away with
everything.
.. I'm a gelding Democrat. Crimes? ...what crimes?
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BartCop - come to Vegas...
Yesterday in USA Today, some ditto-monkey thought he'd be real
cute
and ask, "What did President Clinton know, and when did he know
it?"
First, Nimrod, nothing happened on Clinton's watch - remember?
And unless you have evidence that the Clinton administration
HID something
from the incoming illegal Bush administration, then anything
Clinton knew
Bush should've known. Koresh, for decades you guys have
been manipulating
world events with your secret black budget and CIA operatives
around the world.
Now, when you get caught napping (or worse) you want the man
from Hope
to hold your hand in a time of crisis?
The best way to get all the facts would be to summon Clinton before
a live television
audience and the have best and the brightest (if they can find
any) Republicans grill him
under oath - but that'll never happen.
The ONLY time they wanted Clinton under oath is when they wanted
to ask him
embarrassing questions about which of Monica's nipples he touched
first.
"It's important that we know,"said
Ashcroft the man with a big hole in his pocket
All thru that "Pardon-gate" charade, they keep threatening to
call every witness
under the damn sun except the ONE MAN who could answer all their
questions.
They can't risk reminding America what an intelligent president
was like.
Besides, the GOP has never been about the getting the facts or
finding the truth.
Begala said is best Monday night on Crossfire.
"All you have to know is the Democrats
want an investigation and the Republicans are fighting an investigation.
That tells you who's being honest and who's not."
Sidebar: Have you heard any rumors about Begala
being fired from Crossfire?
The GOP is complaining that he's just too
good and they want him GONE!
That's more proof the GOP can't survive
a fair fight.
That's why Rush screens every call - to
keep the truth out.
..
Subject: Thanks!!
BC,
I've been a long time reader, and I've also written
a few things to you.
First I want to thank you for the assassination
page that you have.
I'm a History major in college and I did a 10-page
biography on RFK,
in which I did some referenced your assassination
page. I got an A.
Second, I want to thank you for your page and
giving me some knowledge
on how to give my Republican friends the "Red-Ass."
I always laugh when
they say that Bush is, "a regular guy, just like
every other American."
I always think they mean a jackass, but who knows.
Third, I've heard it mentioned on your page and
I believe
I've heard it before, but what are the rumors
about Gray Davis?
My uncle from California is visiting soon, and
I'm sure he'll say something about it.
Do you have anything off the web that I can use
to read up on him.
Thanks
Prope
Prope, I'm in dusty Oklahoma and I generally face The East, but I'm
pretty sure
that Gray Davis is considered the anti-Christ by Bush's whore media
because
he stood between Enron's screw and California's bolt.
Like I say, ...I don't know much about Gray Davis, but he stood up the
the B.F.E.E. because it was his goddamn job to do so, and they haven't put a bullet
thru his brain yet,
so that makes Gray Davis a winner in my book.
Remember, Bush's daddy was the Head Spook on The Committee..
He can make shit that was there disappear and he can't make shit that
wasn't there appear.
I mean, Christ, Poppy is
the CIA. You think he can get something done that "needs doing?"
Who's being naive now, Kay?
White
House Tries To Evade Questions by smoking Joe Conason
Excerpt: This is not a blame game, but an essential
effort to understand what was wrong with the
procedures and priorities of government.
An independent commission was Ronald Reagan’s
immediate response to the Iran-contra scandal.
Now this President, who claims Mr. Reagan
as his model, should accept the same kind
of thorough, nonpartisan probe.
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Excerpt: The rhetoric of today's right-wing extremists
is telling evidence of their connection
to the fascists of the 30s. The current
wild-eyed claim among many in militia groups
about Russian or UN troops massing on the
Canadian border is nothing but recycled
rhetoric from the fascists of the 30s.
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border for an invasion. This, too, can
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Jews were massing along the Mexican border
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CNN Breaking News...
Citing an "abundance of caution," FBI
alerts NYC authorities to be ready for possible terror attacks
against landmarks.
"Abundance of caution?"
Would that be for the focus group that said Bush peed on caution
on 9-11?
Would it be unpatriotic to suggest Bush is "wagging the dog?"
Bush is easily the stupidest president of the last 43,
but his string-pullers are raking in trillions and they
play hard ball while
the Democrats are fitting their tootsies for those pointy-toed
ballerina shoes.
I'm a Senate
Democrat and I love Bush! He's so
non-partisan and fun.
Missing
trillions? ...what missing trillions ?
Thank God
Bush was president on 9-11. Thank the
Lord that Gore didn't win.
Riddle of the Spores Why
Has the FBI Investigation into the Anthrax Attacks Stalled? The Evidence Points One Way
Excerpt: Last week, I phoned the FBI. Why, I asked,
when the evidence was so abundant,
did the trail appear to have gone cold?
"The investigation is continuing," the spokesman replied.
"Has it gone cold because it has led you to a
government office?" I asked.
He put down the phone.
I don't want any of this to be true, but do you realize there
is FIVE TRILLION
fewer dollars in the US treasury than there was the night Bush
stole the White House?
When we ask, "Where is that FIVE TRILLION?" ...they say "We gave it back to the
people."
But all I got was a piss-ant $600 LOAN for eight months.
I didn't get a goddamn dime from that tax cut -
did you?
Our FIVE TRILLION is missing!
...and thanks to President Unelected, we're in some f-ing nuclear
war
with religio-crazies that read a different book than our
religio-crazies .
Bill Clinton - come back!
All is forgiven, bring 30 interns with you, we don't care!
I like Clinton's America a hundred times more than Bush's
America.
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