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Julie Hiatt Steele
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"Every scandal, it seems, produces at least
one classic and defining euphemism
-- a judiciously chosen word or phrase diligently employed to sugarcoat the sour
reality at hand...And now we have corporate America's glittering contribution:
"restatement of earnings." It sounds so innocuous and benign. Possibly even
a good thing. Earnings are good after all. And "restating" is just the boardroom
equivalent of asking for a do-over on the playground. It connotes a slip of the
tongue, a wrongly chosen word, a failure to carry the 1 when doing your math
homework. What it doesn't sound like is, well, what it is: out-and-out fraud
involving the fleecing of billions of dollars from shareholders and pension funds."
to the Holocaust
Prescott Bush, 1.5 million dollars and Auschitz:
How the Bush Family wealth is linked to the Jewish Holocaust
According to classified documents from Dutch intelligence and US government archives,
President George W. Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush made considerable profits off
Auschwitz slave labor. In fact, President Bush himself is an heir to these profits from the
holocaust which were placed in a blind trust in 1980 by his father, former president
George Herbert Walker Bush.
Six days after Pearl Harbor and the US declaration
of war at the end of 1941,
FDR signed the Trading With the Enemy Act, which banned any business interests
with US enemies of war. Prescott Bush continued with business as usual, aiding the
Nazi invasion of Europe and supplying resources for weaponry that would eventually
be turned on American solders in combat against Germany.
You should read this article
Cheney, Oil Co. Face Fraud Suit
Larry Klayman said Wednesday he was suing Vice President Oil and Halliburton,
alleging fraudulent accounting practices at the company.
The lawsuit alleges that the accounting
fraud led to shareholder losses, claiming
Halliburton overstated revenues by $445 million from 1999 through the end of 2001.
Rogues Count on the G.O.P.
by Joe Conason
The funding contributed by business to Democrats is a fraction of what those same interests
regularly give to Republicans, for one obvious reason: Republican policy is utterly reliable in
its deference to their demands. This week's news of revenue "enhancement" by Merck & Co.
offered an indirect reminder of those basic facts. Merck's political contributions are heavily
Republican, and its C.E.O. was selected by President Bush to chair the administration's
transition panel on health care.
From bartcop.com foreign correspondent MC,
in Saudi Arabia
Arab boycott affecting US,
though its cause is not understood
The terrorism attacks of Sept. 11 also deeply effected US-Arab tourism, education
and trade, which once strengthened ties between the US and the Arab world,
despite quarrels over US support for Israel and other foreign affair disputes.
The Saudis, for example, used to flock to
Disney World on Saudi Arabia Airlines’
weekly flights from Jeddah to Orlando. Now demand has evaporated and the flights
have been canceled.
If the Diet doesn't kill you the food will!
Bush calls for his own crooked ass to be arrested!
Full Crazy Story
"My administration will end the days of cooking the books, shading the truth and breaking our laws."
"We will use the full weight of the law to expose and root out corruption."
"We need a financial crimes SWAT team, overseeing the abuse."
...then, just like Jim Livingston, he said, "and
just to prove I mean business,
...just to show I can take my own advice ...arrest my crooked ass."
It was the first time I've been able to respect something President Junior has done.
Do As I Say Not As I Did
Things to do in Vegas without drinking or gambling:
2. Red Rock Canyon Vermillion Wonderland
3. The Grand Canyon More than a big whole
4. The Mirage Volcano and White Tigers
5. The Stratosphere Tower and it's mile-high roller coaster
6. New York, New York The greatest city in Las Vegas!
7. The Fremont Experience brought downtown back to life
8. Star Trek The Experience, Las Vegas Hilton
9. Area 51 What the hell did I just see?
10. Mandalay Bay The Sharks! The Sharks!
11. The lakes and the boating Ain't nothing like it!
12. The Bellagio One of the nicest hotels in the
From Christmas in Vegas:
We walked in the lobby of The Bellagio and were slammed by the aroma
of fresh-cut flowers. You can't fake that.
The lobby is chock-full of fresh flowers, and it hits you like a wave.
BartCop grabbed my arm and made me stop.
She looked up at the ceiling with it's 5,000 just-cut fresh flowers
and took a deep breath. "This doesn't smell like Oklahoma," she said.
Plus, Click Here to see a short video of the
courtesy of Dave's The Vegas Report
The Bellagio is so classy, on the walls of their restaurants,
they have paintings by Van Gogh, Picasso and Monet.
13. Hear the
Juliefest Soundtrack The best music ever!
There's a whole lotta Garbage, but also the best tracks from The Clash,
King's X, Van Halen, The Beatles, Hendrix, Stevie Wonder, Frank Zappa,
Stevie Ray Vaughn, Shania Twain, Led Zeppelin, Queen and more!
Click Here to see details of the first eleven suggestions Now with working link!
More Things to do in Las Vegas tomorrow...
J.Lo and Ben Check in at Deli
Report: Jennifer Lopez and my good friend Ben Affleck
are so close, they even shop for groceries together.
Talk about a high maintenance gal!
We've been thrown a curve.
Julie is unable to be in Las Vegas on September 28th.
That would seem to leave us with at least two options:
If you're like me (Koresh help you) and already have your airfare
we can still have a reduced-cost, less-than celebrity party and have a good time.
We can take over the Pink Taco and run them out of ultra-fine, luxury tequila.
What the hell - we can call it "BartFest."
We've been talking about doing one of these for years anyway,
the Julie fundraiser in D.C. put us in a slightly negative asset situation.
This, of course, depends on you-all. If you would like to
attend a party in Vegas
on that weekend, let us know and we will move forward with the planning.
I think we should party, but then, that's my answer to everything.
Ticket prices would be lowered to $75, and the proceeds would
be used to
support the Web site and to reimburse us for out-of-pocket expenses incurred
at JulieFest2002-DC (and obviously to pay for the Vegas party itself).
If you're not interested, we will refund whatever money you've sent in.
So let us know what you want to do. Hope we see you in Vegas.
It can still be the Party of the Year at The Rio
Party info reing re-written
Just a reminder: Las Vegas is NOT Six Flags over Texas
September 28th - tickets on sale!
by The Daily Brew
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Click Here for the inferior, forever version.
It was Limbaugh's GOP majority who then changed the law in 1995, shielding
outside accountants, law firms, CEOs and directors from liability for false
corporate reporting. Limbaugh and his 20 million listeners cheered them on
every step of the way as they passed the bill over President Clinton's veto.
I didn't know that.
The reason I didn't know that is because nobody told me.
The Democrats refuse to stand up and defend themselves, or Bill Clinton.
The whore press is certainly not going to give us the facts. If it wasn't for
The Daily Brew I STILL wouldn't know it, and maybe you wouldn't, either.
"Every good Christian ought to kick Jerry
Falwell right in the ass."
-- Barry Goldwater, 1981
Milt's back, and he still has ten fingers!!
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How sweet, Bart!
We thought you were angry with us.
They read it in Balzers.
They read it in Tombouctou
They read it in their room at the Timberline Lodge on Mt Hood.
Can you hear that?
If you listen real close, you can hear the sound of Nevada's electoral
into the pocket of the Democratic nominee in 2004. The GOP is forcing a vote to
make Nevada eat America's nuclear waste, after Smirk promised he wouldn't.
Hey, don't laugh!
If Gore had won Nevada last time,
September 11th would've been just another day in the Clinton Miracle.
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