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 Tues-Wed,  June 15-16, 2010   Vol 2541 - Duck fat

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Quote of the Day

"There's a lot more oil leaking than
  previously thought and that's 
  BAD NEWS for President Obama!"     
   -- CBS Evening News, just before his Gulf speech 


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Who is Alvin Greene? 
Arrow Blanche Lincoln vs Clinton HOT
Arrow Six story Jesus Struck HOTHOT
Arrow Soccer's beer-war ambush 
Arrow I can't stand Democrats HOT
Arrow The Drudge Factor
Arrow Obama jails 'Prince of Pot' 
Arrow Dina Meyer turns 41 





"Let's stop my opponent and the Republicans from 
  reversing forward progress in South Carolina."  
        -- South Carolina's Alvin Greene (D) speaking Palinese,     Link

 What's the deal on this guy?
 I hear he's actually a Rethug with some kind of indecency charge against him?

 You SoCos are so crazy, I need a South Carolina correspodent.

  I can be that, Bart!

Who is Alvin Greene, really?
Clyburn: All Three Dem Candidates are GOP Plants

       "I don't trust the sons of bitches..."


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"Any day now, the Standing Committee for Posterior Selection will have given provisional 
  approval for a working list of asses for POTUS to kick with an OSHA-approved shoe. 
  Alas, final environmental-impact statements are pending. But once that hurdle is cleared, 
  the president will focus like a laser on ass-kicking."
        -- Jonah Goldberg, being a dick, which is all he knows to be     Link

 Hey, asshole, go ahead and joke about the environmental-impact statements.

 Obama said on May 27 that BIG OIL and the GOP rigged the system to get around 
 the environmental-impact statements and look what your friends have done to the Gulf.

 According to Obama, the GOP-written law says the environmental-impact statements must be 
 completed within 30 days - which is impossible - so ALL applications were immediately approved.

 Now the Gulf is toxic and you're mocking the environmental-impact statements?

 If the Democrats knew how to fight (I'm not even going to bother...)


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Subject: When is America going to get the message?  Stop using oil!


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Marty's has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

Love-it-when-they-fight Quotes

"She claims to be a Christian but also attends a Sikh temple and was married in a Sikh ceremony, 
  so how you she claim both?  I think she needs to be straight up with people, if she is both. 
  If she believes that you can be both, then she should say that up front."
        -- Pastor Ray Popham, on Rethug Nikki Haley's Sikh heritage, which is a "big topic" among his congregants,    Link

"People want to know if she is being completely forthright about it. 
  Once you commit to Christianity, it excludes other religions.."
        -- Pastor Tony Beam of Mount Creek Baptist church, on Rethug Nikki Haley's Sikh heritage  Link

 I can't follow the nuttiness in all the states but ...didn't she win her primary?
 Why are Rethugs and the religiously-insane trying to bring down a Rethug in SoCo? 

 At least they didn't call her "raghead" this time. 

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Subject: radio shows 

Bart, how many more months before another show. 
If it's a health issue please forgive me. 

I subscribed to get the radio shows. 
Maybe thats why the bucks are getting lower.
 Dave in Cincinnatii

Dave, I got most of BCR 163 in the can yesterday.
I just need a few hours to put it all together.

Thanks for your support!

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Blanche Lincoln vs Clinton
Wait, didn't he just save her career?
 by Joe Conason


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Subject: Doonesbury

They always remind me of Garry Trudeau's reward offer to ANY- FUCKING-BODY
who served with Scalia's Nose-Picker-in-Chief in the  Alabama Air National Guard.
It was 10 grand and one scamster lied and  tried to collect.  Otherwise NADA, ZERO.

The great and proud fourth  estate collaborationists once again with some of their finest work
- putting that story in Section Z, pg. 73.  But while I'm in full rant  mode, one thing that Monkey Boy
did that will always piss me off was  his tax credit of up to $100,000 for purchasers of Hummers and
other  vehicles of the like.  Not low mpg types or electric.  Talk about  weaning us off of our oil 'addiction'.

Rupert Murdoch took the snap from Reagan/Rove/BFEE and handed it off to the
Catholic Cabal SCOTUS and that's all she wrote.
 Jimmy (Miserable in) Knoxville

The GOP owns the Gulf disaster but our Democrats are too stupid to figure out how to hang it on them
so odds are the GOP will hang it on our guys who will then stand there stupidly and accept the blame.

The first thing Reagan did when he got in the White House was to remove Carter's solar panels,
sending the signal that BIG OIL was king and only pussies look for alternatrive sources of energy.

Then Monkeyboy encouraged people to buy Hummers to waste more gas.
Now we have 6,000 dead soldiers and an oil pit where the Gulf used to be
and still, our dumbshit Democrats can't figure out how to frame an argument.

Jimmy's dog Betty.

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 Donate $10, make your pet 'famous'


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This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, not with a whimper, but a slaughter.

This is the story of the soldiers who tried to save it.

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If you feel that drugs or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.

Soccer's beer-war ambush
 Mini-dresses not allowed to grab attention 



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"The White House has a cheap, effective solution for illegal immigration. 
They're going to have Helen Thomas to the border, yelling, 
'Go back to Mexico! Go back to where you came from!"
-- Jay Leno

Golly, Jay's almost as funny as Imus.


"Why do people with money have good health care and why do poor people
  not have good health care?  Health should be a right for everyone."
        -- the Barbara Bush without fangs,   Link

 Funny, GOP women stay mute when the spotlight is on them.
 Once they become nobodies, then they want to get involved.

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Subject: Smoking deaths

The American Cancer Society reports 440k/year US deaths related to smoking:

Remember, just because you’re “too busy to give evidence”, that doesn’t mean you
don’t have a HUGE number of people who are delighted and proud to have your back,
and who will do the gruntwork.

Nic, that was cool - thanks.

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Mike Malloy Live


“I'm just looking forward to making some music and surprising people with it.
  I've got an idea of something which I've had for a long time and now's the time to do it.”
      -- Guitar God Jimmy Page, saying he's releasing a new album before the year is out,    Link

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"Most senators don't sexually harass college girls until they're elected." 
      -- Jon Stewart, on Alvin Greene's (D-Sheep's Clothing) legal troubles,    Link

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The Drudge Factor
 by Brent Budowsky


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Obama Jails 'Prince of Pot'
Why doesn't Obama mind his own business?
Doesn't he have anything else to do?


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Subject: Obama

Bart, in your posts on subject of Iran, nukes, sanctions, etc.
you are sounding like a typical chickenshit pissy pants Republican.

I guess name-calling is your substitute for facts and reason?
Between you and I, which of us is banging his shoe on the podium?

Scared shitless of something that is not even proven.
Have you become like W?

Yes, we're twins now.

Advocating "preventive" war against Eastasia or whoever
the bogeyman of the day the crackpots happen to focus
on at any particular moment?

So, you're OK with Iran nuking Israel and Israel returning fire?
As an atheist, I'm kinda against battles fought at 40,000 degrees, myself.

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See who they raped lately.
See who they paid to keep quiet.


"BP is moving up its timeline for containing the oil by two weeks. They said they'd 
 'get it done, even if they have to work six hours a day, four days a week.' "
     -- Jimmy Fallon

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Why are we still hooked on oil?

Exxon-Mobil made $35 Billion dollars
in tax free profits last year, that's why..

BIG OIL is bad for America.

Weird Picture of the Day

 Ran out of time - finishing BCR 163
 This feature will be back tomoro

 I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.

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Subject: Iran should incorporate

Hi Bart,

If Iran really wants us of their backs and never worry about the US attacking it,
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should just make Iran a corporation.

Look at what BP has done and we treat them like Arab royalty. Look at how
Goldman Sachs and other financial institutions looted the Treasury on a scale
greater than the 1987 S&L scandals and nobody gets punished.  Even the recent
coal miners deaths at Massey Energy get little punitive actions, if any. So many times
corporations have made a mockery of our laws. They now get to write our laws
through their money and lobbyists.

Since corporations have super citizenship status in the US, Iran should open up
a business here and they too can be above the law - just like BP.

Obama has again wasted another opportunity to stand up to the corrupt powers
that are destroying everything that used to make America great.

"Change" is not what we've gotten, we merely have Bush's Third Term.
 Steve in PA

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Subject: 16 year-old sailor responses


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Subject: on race

Bart, the race thing is over--try to keep up.
 Carson, Chairman of Monkey City Council

If the race thing is over, why can't teabaggers and Republicans
articulate the reason they hate our Black president so much?

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Great concerts I've seen 

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Raspberries by Mark Adams

Subject: Missouri the slave state

Hey Bart,

I'm reading #2536 and you asked about Missouri's slave status.
Missouri was admitted in 1820 as a slave state while Maine was admitted as a free state.
It was the Missouri Compromise.  It kept the Senate in balance between slave and free states.

Damn, some of that American History course stuck.

In the 1850s debate raged about admitting Kansas as a slave or free state.
Missourians crossed over to Kansas to raise hell, trying to get it in as a slave state.
"Bloody Kansas" was the term for that.

And the last state to free its slaves?  Delaware.

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"The NBA has hired worse guys than me."
        -- Charles Barkley, asked if he could manage an NBA team   Link

"That's none of your business!!"
        -- former golf great Eldrick Woods, asked if he was still married,  Link

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Hanson causes riot in New York?
 Who knew 'old' Tulsa band could still draw a crowd?


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Corn Countdown - Day 0

The corn came in early - I'm eating some right now, thanks to The Wiseguy.  

He noticed it first and called me on the corn hot line!

What they meant was bushels of corn will be available June 21.

Single ears of Temptation are for sale right now at Conrad Farms

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Bart, Great Issue 2540! Superb cartoons! 
Iran has lots of oil.   M.A.D.?   That used to work.
 Crede in Maryland

Crede, thanks for that.
Yeah, M.A.D. worked with Russia, China, etc
But this new wave of religious insanity is different.
They don't mind dying - some are proud to get the chance.
They don't even have demands - they just want us dead.

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Dina Meyer turns 41
She's dating Leroy Jethro Gibbs


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