"Any day now, the Standing Committee for Posterior
Selection will have given provisional approval for a working list of asses
for POTUS to kick with an OSHA-approved shoe. Alas, final environmental-impact statements
are pending. But once that hurdle is cleared, the president will focus like a laser
-- Jonah Goldberg, being a dick, which is all he knows to be
Hey, asshole, go ahead and joke about the
Obama said on May 27 that BIG OIL and the
GOP rigged the system to get around
the environmental-impact statements and
look what your friends have done to the Gulf.
According to Obama, the GOP-written law
says the environmental-impact statements must be
completed within 30 days - which is impossible
- so ALL applications were immediately approved.
Now the Gulf is toxic and you're mocking
the environmental-impact statements?
If the Democrats knew how to fight (I'm
not even going to bother...)
"She claims to be a Christian but also attends
a Sikh temple and was married in a Sikh ceremony, so how you she claim both? I
think she needs to be straight up with people, if she is both. If she believes that you can be both,
then she should say that up front."
-- Pastor Ray Popham, on Rethug Nikki Haley's Sikh heritage, which is a
"big topic" among his congregants, Link
"People want to know if she is being completely
forthright about it. Once you commit to Christianity, it
excludes other religions.."
-- Pastor Tony Beam of Mount Creek Baptist church, on Rethug Nikki Haley's
Sikh heritage Link
I can't follow the nuttiness in all the states but ...didn't she
win her primary?
Why are Rethugs and the religiously-insane trying to bring down a
Rethug in SoCo?
At least they didn't call her "raghead" this time.
They always remind me of Garry Trudeau's reward
offer to ANY- FUCKING-BODY
who served with Scalia's Nose-Picker-in-Chief
in the Alabama Air National Guard.
It was 10 grand and one scamster lied and
tried to collect. Otherwise NADA, ZERO.
The great and proud fourth estate collaborationists
once again with some of their finest work
- putting that story in Section Z, pg. 73.
But while I'm in full rant mode, one thing that Monkey Boy
did that will always piss me off was his
tax credit of up to $100,000 for purchasers of Hummers and
other vehicles of the like. Not low
mpg types or electric. Talk about weaning us off of our oil
Rupert Murdoch took the snap from Reagan/Rove/BFEE
and handed it off to the
Catholic Cabal SCOTUS and that's all she wrote.
Jimmy (Miserable in) Knoxville
The GOP owns the Gulf disaster but our
Democrats are too stupid to figure out how to hang it on them
so odds are the GOP will hang it on our guys
who will then stand there stupidly and accept the blame.
The first thing Reagan did when he got in the
White House was to remove Carter's solar panels,
sending the signal that BIG OIL was king and
only pussies look for alternatrive sources of energy.
Then Monkeyboy encouraged people to buy Hummers
to waste more gas.
Now we have 6,000 dead soldiers and an oil pit
where the Gulf used to be
and still, our dumbshit Democrats can't figure
out how to frame an argument.
Jimmy's dog Betty.
For just $10,
you can put a picture of your
pet on bartcop.com where dozens
will see him/her
“I'm just looking forward to making some music
and surprising people with it. I've got an idea of something which
I've had for a long time and now's the time to do it.” -- Guitar God Jimmy Page, saying he's
releasing a new album before the year is out,Link
If Iran really wants us of their backs and never
worry about the US attacking it,
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should just make
Iran a corporation.
Look at what BP has done and we treat them like
Arab royalty. Look at how
Goldman Sachs and other financial institutions
looted the Treasury on a scale
greater than the 1987 S&L scandals and nobody
gets punished. Even the recent
coal miners deaths at Massey Energy get little
punitive actions, if any. So many times
corporations have made a mockery of our laws.
They now get to write our laws
through their money and lobbyists.
Since corporations have super citizenship status
in the US, Iran should open up
a business here and they too can be above the
law - just like BP.
Obama has again wasted another opportunity to
stand up to the corrupt powers
that are destroying everything that used to make
"Change" is not what we've gotten, we merely have
Bush's Third Term.
Steve in PA
I'm reading #2536 and you asked about Missouri's
Missouri was admitted in 1820 as a slave state
while Maine was admitted as a free state.
It was the Missouri Compromise. It kept
the Senate in balance between slave and free states.
Damn, some of that American History course stuck.
In the 1850s debate raged about admitting Kansas
as a slave or free state.
Missourians crossed over to Kansas to raise hell,
trying to get it in as a slave state.
"Bloody Kansas" was the term for that.
And the last state to free its slaves? Delaware.
Bart, Great Issue 2540! Superb cartoons!
Iran has lots of oil. M.A.D.?
That used to work.
Crede in Maryland
Crede, thanks for that.
Yeah, M.A.D. worked with Russia, China, etc
But this new wave of religious insanity is different.
They don't mind dying - some are proud to get the chance.
They don't even have demands - they just want us dead.
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