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 Thursday July 8th, 2010    Vol 2549 - Bomb dog
Click for Full Size, Hi-Res version

Quote of the Day

"My rumors end up being true
  even in the same story where
  the rumor is discounted."

    -- Rush, hopelessly insane  Link 


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Why Democrats Win HOT
Arrow Crazy Hector Maldonado HOT
Arrow McCain's 180 on Immigration
Arrow Best Blogs of 2010 
Arrow Idol Tour sucks HOT
Arrow Cali pot down to $38? HOTHOT
Arrow Disney - crooked SOBs
Arrow J Love Hewitt - hooker?




We offer 56 beautiful hardwood
choices on every furniture piece.

Eric has been advertising with for nine years


"I'm not going to set myself up for nuts to hit me
  with a camera and ask stupid questions."

        -- Rep. Paul Kanjorski (D-PA), on why he's no longer doing town hall meetings

 Dude, I think you're missing an opportunity there.
 What else could make you look saner and smarter than engaging insane teabaggers?

 Debating a teabagger is like getting Monkey Mail.
 It's a gift from Baby Jesus.

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Why Democrats Win
  by Joe Conason


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"I was born and raised with Mayberry, riding my bicycle
  any time of the day or night. But we live in different times."

       -- Louisiana State Rep. Henry Burns, author of a law that will allow
          insane rednecks to bring guns into Louisiana churches

  I can see it now - someone drops a Bible and it makes a big boom sound.

 Then some handjob stands up and draws his gun, ready to "save the church."
 Then other armed handjobs see "an armed gunman" so they open fire
 and the headline reads, "22 people shot at local Church."

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Subject: filtered vodka  

Hey Bart!
I have a Brita filter, and if I run the world's cheapest vodka through it three times
it comes out like Absolut. I don't know if they have Britas over there, but I swear by mine...
 Bob in Prague

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'Just Imagine' A Night with John Lennon

 Link to Press Release

Now running at Planet Hollywood, Vegas


Marty's has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!


Crazy Hector Maldonado
He might knock off GOP's Roy Blunt


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Subject: Painful


One day i'll be rich and i'll send you the fattest check you've ever seen!
Well, i may never get rich, and it's just too bad, because all i can say is
that i respect you tremendously, whatever the heck this is worth.

But Bart, you pain me, and all the good people who still live in the
dark ages of the crap computer. Like i'm sure lots of your readers before me,
i can't help screamin every time i read about your PC troubles: Get a F@*!#G mac, dammit!

It's like you keep hitting yourself on the head with a hammer and complaining
that it hurts. i have zero apple share, i'm not a fan boy. i'm someone who
started working on a mac in 1987, and in 23 years, did not get one font problem,
color mismatch, virus… You name it, i did not get it. Whatever problem i got,
i was able to solve it alone, and there were very few of them.

Reading you, i wish you had my computer! You damn deserve it :-) !
Rubis, I had a Mac but it had the same problems.
It couldn't remember fonts or colors and that added hundreds of strokes to every page.

Before long my hands and fingers will give out and I'll have to go all-radio.
That day will get here a lot quicker unless I can find a reacharound workaround for Netscape 4.7.

Thanks for the kind words.

Notice the weird font on Rubis's e-mail?
This wacky Seamonkey refuses to let me change that - why?

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Subject: your pet's picture on Bartcop

Please now make Annie Ruth famous like you did her departed brother, Mr. Bennett.

annie ruth

As you can see, she is a very regal (but extremely sweet) old gal who has been napping her way to the top for years.
All the Best and Keep On Swinging,
David in Atlanta,

For just $10, you can put your pet on where dozens will see him/her

 Donate $10, make your pet 'famous'


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If you feel that drugs or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.


McCain's 180 on Immigration
He's been every color in the rainbow


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Subject: Robert Parry and Watergate


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Ted Nugent, the handjob who shit his pants and didn't change for a week
so the draft board would think he was too crazy to go to Vietnam. 
The draft board agreed, which is fine,
but now he's explaining patriotism to us?


Why are we still hooked on oil?

One reason?
Obama has failed to lead.

What is he waiting for?

Exxon-Mobil made $35 Billion dollars
in tax free profits last year, that's why..

They buy senators like you and me buy gum.

BIG OIL is bad for America.

Best Blogs of 2010

 No mention of the Tequila Treehouse?




"Obama and his allies are out to steal our country. And the question
  for every candidate this year is: whose side are you on?"

       -- Louisiana Sen David Vitter (R-Diapers)    Link

  Translation: "Isn't anybody going to shoot that n____r?"


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"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me.
  Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit.
  They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids.
  That's something that would create jobs. So you see, I think out of the box like that.
  That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke."

    -- South Carolina U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene (D) discussing his "big idea" to create jobs

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Subject: html editors

Bart, here's a couple of bucks. Now for Koresh sake, will you quit whining
about your g-ddamn HTML editor and investigate blogspot, wordpress or
any one of about a million other tools there are for creating and maintaining blogs.

It's not 1995 anymore!
 Bill in Michigan

Bill, I've tried 6 or seven html editors in the last week.
None are anywhere near as good as my old netscape so what should I do?
My frustration is with the "progress" that's actually going backwards.

What if EVERY new car came with a mandatory stick shift because it was "better?"
Sure, many men can drive a stick, but what would be the point of taking
the automatic shift option away from you (and your wife)?

It's frustrating it is to be typing and watch the font change in mid-sentence.
Who's the f-ing genius who came up with that?
Worse, it then won't allow me to correct the didn't-ask-for-it font change.

On the system I learned on and used for 15 years, if you highlight a paragraph and
hit the red button, the son of a bitch turns red - but not on the new, "better" html editors.

And you don't think I'm going to complain about that?
I'm having to do four steps instead of one and my fingers hurt.

Thanks for the donation.

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Idol Tour sucks, dates cancelled

Maybe people didn't like your fixed outcome? 



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Subject: Planet Hollywood

I saw the movie "21" for the first time yesterday. I had also read the book so was a little disappointed by the ending
But I see that most of it was shot at Planet Hollywood, it made me want to go back there and play some Poker.
Are we still doing a Bartfest on Thanksgiving week?

L.A. Rick
The Hollywood Liberal

Rick, I have some SWA tickets that expire Nov 5
so we might have to go earlier than we planned (Oh, darn!)

I thought "21" was kinda illogical.
They got crazy angry with that guy for losing what, $200K?

They got so angry they broke up the team, but that team could make
$200K in just a few days so why go nuke-u-ler over a few day's wages?

BTW, when we're at Planet Hollywood,
maybe we can have dinner with John Lennon.


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Wow, this must be before she realized
she preferred
...shorter hair.


"Somebody asked me over the weekend why does somebody earn a lot of money
 have a lot of money, because she's black. It was Oprah. No, it can't be. Yes, it is.
 There's a lot of guilt out there, to show we're not racists, we'll make this person
 wealthy and big and famous and so forth."

   -- the vulgar Pigboy, saying people watch Oprah because she's Black   Link

 But isn't that like saying rednecks listen to Rush because he's fat?

"These quotes speak for themselves and for a diseased and failing mindha ha
It's naked ugly racism, it is the distillation of Rush Limbaugh's
  ugly view of our country. Oprah, please crush this schmuck!"

   -- Keith Olbermann,   Link

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Whenever *I* go before a judge to be sentenced
for my crimes, I always check to be sure my nails
don't tell
the presiding judge to fuck off.


Weird Picture of the Day


 I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.  

 Subject: yesterday's bear on the bridge picture


That would appear to be the Rainbow Bridge on old highway 40 (aka Donner Pass Road),
just above my home town of Truckee, CA.  There was an incident a few years back where
a bear did get stuck on a bridge trestle.  Your readers will be happy to know that the bear survived. 

Rescue nets were spread below and attached to the bridge, then the bear was shot with a
tranquilizer gun and was caught in the net and later released —to the proverbial unknown location. 
The nearest water is a creek a couple hundred feet below the bridge.


In a related story, I heard they proved the Donner Party did not resort to cannibalism.

I assume they exhumed the bodies and did autopsies and found berries
and chickens and normal foods in their stomachs - and no human parts

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Do we agree with Monkey Buddha's lineage?

Is Jon Stewart to Kucinich's Left?
Are Oprah and Pelosi to JFK's Right?



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Cali pot down to $38 an ounce?
That's what they predict if Prop 19 passes



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Business cards, letterheads, magnets, posters, stickers, banners, signs etc.

Disney - crooked sons of bitches


 Remember when they screwed Robin Williams out of millions?

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Subject: yesterday's mystery city

Bart, today's city is Munich, Germany. Those mechanical people
move around while music plays when the clock is striking.
 Boston Jane

Jane, you are correct!
Only you and two others got that.

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Who is the "Iron" man?


Subject: yesterday's historic photo

The mystery man with the rolls is Walt 'Clyde' Frazier,
guard for the 1970 and 1973 world champion New York Knicks.
 Tom in Albany

I guess because the license plate read "W C F,"
a half dozen people guessed W C Fields.

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Subject: Donation

Keep hammerin' Bart

Thanks for doing what you do.
I always find new information on your site
that I don't see anywhere else in the MSM.
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David, thanks for making the pie higher.
Your new stickers are on the way.


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Jennifer Love Hewitt - hooker?
           "How much money you got, Sugar?"

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