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 Weekend-Monday,   Sept 10-13,  2010     Vol 2578 - Frosting the liver

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Quote of the Day

"Teabaggers say, 'Don’t bail out Goldman Sachs,
  don’t bail out Lehman Brothers,' then they say,
 ‘Don’t tax the rich!’ They’re take both sides of
  the argument!  It can’t get any stupider..."
     --  Lewis Black, coming to Tulsa,     Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Why the GOP Islamophobia 
Arrow Teabaggers taking out GOP 
Arrow Another Tulsa home invasion
Arrow Since that Day, 9-11
Arrow Wasilla Trip Report 
Arrow Dallas blows opener, Redskins  
Arrow Kristen Bell stars in Scream 4


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“We hoped for a chance to get beyond some of the old political divides between Democrats
  and Republicans, because although we are proud to be Democrats, we are prouder to be
  Americans - and we believed that no single party has a monopoly on wisdom."

    -- Obama, still trying to reason with the snarling, barking dog,    Link  

 Why can't Obama wrap his head around the facts in front of his face?
 He's NOT going to reach, or reason with, the snarling, barking dog.

 For Christ's sake, Barack, it's a snarling f-ing dog.

 This is what Obama is facing.


 This is what Obama thinks he's facing.


 The snarling dog CAN'T reason the way we do - it has no brain or cognitive ability.
 The snarling, foaming-at-the-mouth dog isn't going to hear or understand anything Obama says.

 Why can't our president learn that?

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Why the GOP Islamophobia
Fanning fears of Muslims works for them
by Joe Conason

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Subject: Ground Zero mosque

Bart, I saw the following from (Fox News uses map of 9/11 body parts
to fight ‘ground zero mosque’) and just about fudged my undies. 
My response, with apologies to your inimitable style:

Don't they know it's an Islamic Community Center, not a mosque?
Don't they know that there's also a YMCA and a Jewish Community Center nearby?
Don't they know that there's also a liquor store and a topless bar within two blocks of Ground Zero?
Don't they know that the leading contributor to the Center is also the #2 shareholder of News Corp., second only to Murdoch?
Don't they know that opposing this new building just proves the point of the minority of Muslims who are anti-American?
Don't they know that the First Amendment grants us religious freedom?

Let’s keep the hammers swinging, Bartcop!  And thanks for the many years of listing the facts. 
Glad to be a long-time contributor and would encourage others to do the same.  I haven’t had
any work in nearly two years, but I can always find $10 a month to send your way.

Best regards,
 Jeff in Seattle


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NFL Knockout Pool

Pick 1 team a week, you can never pick that team again for the rest of the year,
so you take the Colts week 1, you can't use them again the rest of the year,

Your team wins, you stay in the contest, they lose, you are out, that simple.
Last person standing wins a month of Bartcop Radio.

E-mail me your pick before your game starts.    Mike The Dealer

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Subject: thanks 

Thank you Bartster, you didn't have to do that.
I owed you that for all the fight you deliver.

You have inspired me on many occasions to take it to the right again,
in local and national newspaper forums. There are so many dumb ass
big mouth people with opinions, it does get tiring. After reading your page,
and your smart mouth comments, : )  I'm ready to shut these a-holes up
by listing the facts! Sometimes this is needed with 'friends' too.

Listing the facts is a very effective way to put fox-clowns in their place.
You have given me that extra gallon of gas, when I was running on fumes, many times.

Thanks Bart, keep swinging the hammer.
You have made a difference. 
 Kip in NJ.    

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

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"What if Obama is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan,
  anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together his actions?"
    -- Newt the Bastard,     Link
  What if Newt Gingrich is so fucked that you have to ask your dying, hospitalized wife
  for a divorce to have a goddamn clue what the hell he's talking about?

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Subject:  marijuana stigma

Bart, the main reason pot is viscerally hated is that it is entwined with the
'Hippie" peace movement and they commited the unpardonable sin. They were right.

The War was proven a waste and Nixon was proven a crook.
Liberals of that time (we) can NEVER be forgiven.
Hell, the guilty are already trying to re-write the failures of Iraq and Afghanistan.

They hate Clinton for "dodging" that war.
They hate Gore for serving in that war.

They hate Kerry for taking shrapnel in that war.

They hate, hate, hate everyone, involved or not, but REAL
draft-dodgers like Bush & Cheney get a pass, of course.

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Another Tulsa home invasion
That's five in the last 40 days


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Subject:  are all Muslims bad?

Thanks to Steve in MT

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"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer,
  there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."r

       --  Otto von Bismarck, 1851,   Link

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My sister has left Obama
by Maureen Dowd



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"Wonder why the Republicans win so many Washington battles?
  One side plays for keeps.
  The other side still thinks this is a game of ring-around-the-rosy."

    -- Michael Tomasky,    Link  

  I keep reading stuff that seems like I wrote it.

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Teabaggers taking out GOP

 They built a monster, now it's eating them


Since that Day, 9-11

  by William Rivers Pitt


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Subject: last issue's opening picture

  This is in Nevada?


Thanks to Daniel Irishpapa

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Nine years ago, our "Commander-in-Chief"
decided to read "My Pet Goat" to the kids,
leaving it to Giuliani to calm a shaken nation.

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I got a bag of M&Ms for my birthday,
Mrs. Bart purchased them at Wal-Mart.

It was lot # 029DA6PM01

I mention the lot # because the M&Ms were,
my guess, at least a year past the expiration date.
Half the shells were broken and they were rock-hard.

American business, now more than ever, is in the trickery business.

MARS Candy KNEW that if they put the REAL expiration date on their candy,
they wouldn't sell as much, so they put that can't-read code on, instead.

\Who the hell knows when
lot # 029DA6PM01 goes bad?

Their job is to sell you STALE TRASH so they can make more profit.
They can't compete honestly, so they now screw their customers.

Mrs. Bart bought those M&Ms for me because two weeks ago
I bought a bag of M&Ms from our local grocery story
and they, too, were at least a year old and totally inedible.

Republicans claim "the marketplace" will prevent this,
but like everything they say, that's a lie.

"Palin doesn’t have and shows no interest in acquiring a grasp of substance.  Those who want her
  to run will be disappointed. If she were serious about a White House bid, she would have spent
  the past two years making herself plausible as president. All Palin has done is make herself a
  major media phenomenon, as well as a wealthy woman.   Right now, she’s a hot commodity
  that has soared in value and seems destined to get even hotter. But the same was once true
  of housing. Palin is another bubble, which a race for president would soon burst."  
      --  Steve Chapman, (R-Moron) who's right this time, 
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"I am concerned about all Senate nominations these days. I’ve got people who have
  been waiting for six months to get confirmed who nobody has an official objection to
  and who were voted out of committee unanimously, and I can’t get a vote on them.
  We've got judges who are pending. We've got people who are waiting to help us on
  critical issues like homeland security. And it's very hard when you’ve got a determined
  minority in the Senate ...that are just playing games. It’s time to stop playing games."
    -- Obama, doing his best "Please don't hurt me" impression,     Link
 Hey Barack, you've been playing the woe-is-me card for 20 months - how's that working out?

 Have you ever considered TAKING power instead of begging The Bitch for some?

 Have you considered acting like a PRESIDENT instead of a scared little schoolgirl?

 Your refusal to act like a man could cost us BIG-time in November.

 Worse, it's going to make ME look stupid because I didn't think you could
 screw things up so much that voters would beg for the Bush bastards to come back.

 If I bought you a copy of The War Room would you watch it?

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 Everything you need to kick Fascist Dog ass is in that DVD.

 Basically, the strategy here is when they tell a clumsy lie about you at 1 PM,
 your honest rebuttal with the facts is released at 1:30 and you do that every time.
 In other words, do the opposite of what Kerry did in 2004 and what you're doing now.

 It's called "Listing the facts."
 You should try that instead of wringing your hands and moaning.

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"Number of times Jesus condemns homosexuality: Zero. 
  Number of times he condemns divorce: 4.  Adultery: 9. 
  Number of New Testament verses condemning the rich: 20+.
  Number condemning gay marriage: Zero."

       --  Pastor Fuzz    Link  

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Subject: Wasilla Trip Report


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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Last issue's Mystery City was the World Expo in Shanghai, China - without the rain
my sweetie and I endured last week. We are Californians so we didn't bring umbrellas.
We bought them at the site.

Note: There were no Irish at the Ireland pavilion. My joke was "They had all been deported
for speaking out against human rights abuses." I say that because numerous times I was offered
jobs in China to teach English. Because of my Irish heritage I speak very well. However I am a
loud mouthed civil rights leader in Burbank California and would probably get deported within a month.

No surprise no Irish left. 
  John Brady

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"What is happening right here in Aberdeen today is one of the
  core pieces of the solution that we need in America today."

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           but failing to mention that most of its funding came from Obama's stimulus that he opposed,    Link

 The bastards will continue to lie until someone calls them on it.

 I wonder how Crapo's Dem opponent is handling the return fire?

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Dallas blows opener, Redskins
It was a great weekend for football


Eldrick - no majors in 2010
'World's No. 1 player' misses cut


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Today's History Mystery


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Subject: last issue's History Mystery

Hey, Bart, the man in the picture is Fiorello La Guardia, famous Mayor of New York,
son of a Catholic father and Jewish mother who was himself Episcopalian, and so joked that
he covered every demographic by himself.

He was the inspiration for the Broadway musical "Fiorello!", and personally read the comics
to children via radio during a newspaper strike. (I also have a personal connection, sort of -- he's a
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Hi, Bart, Hope this helps do something nice for you and Mrs. Bart
(10+ years of amazing commentary being pretty damned nice in and of itself).

B-T-W: the cartoon w/ the Birther eating paint chips made me laugh ALMOST
as hard as "Trip Keyshawn Flapjack Johnston," which STILL warps my WHOLE fam.
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