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Julie Hiatt Steele
"It's a downpayment. It's not where we
need to be.
The administration has now committed itself to an
AIDS initiative at some point in the next year.
Once my foot is in the door, I'm hard to get out."
-- "The Pest," AKA Bono, putting pressure on Usurperboy
"Edge was pleading with me not to hang
out with the conservatives.
He said, 'You're not going to have a picture with George Bush?'
I said I'd have lunch with Satan if there was so much at stake.
I have friends who won't speak to me because of Helms.
Millions of lives are being lost for the stupidest of reasons: money.
And not even very much money."
Bart, what happened to the updates this
Were you celebrating St Patrick's Day?
Yes, but that's not what kept me from publishing until late Sunday night.
We had to make a run to St.
Louis. We hadn't been there since
waaaay back in Volume 178 - Annie Get Your Fries cough
It had been so long since we were there, remember my little grand-niece?
"My daddy's a Republican
Wahhhh! Please, Unka Bart,
can you straighten him out?"
I sure can, Honey.
It's been so long, she's driving now.
Anyway, to get to St., Louis, we had to drive thru Springfield.
You remember Springfield, Missouri, right?
That's the home of crooked cops and crooked judges.
Since it was just a week ago that, as is my duty, I pointed out to the dozens of readers of
bartcop.com the fact that Springfield has crooked cops and crooked judges
so I didn't think it would be prudent to mention that we'd be driving thru town. There's not a cop
in the world who can't pull a car over for "improper lane change," and effect some "Giuliani time."
And I don't want to have anal sex with anybody, especially an angry cop's graphite baton, so...
We installed our new cloaking device on Mrs. BartCop's touring
and we glided right thru Springfield. home of crooked cops and crooked judges,
and the crooked cops didn't even see her touring sedan on the highway.
If you're into crime, pick up one of those cloaking devices. They rule.
Live Interview: Greg Palast
Greg Palast, author of "The Best Democracy Money Can Buy"
will be our guest
on a new "Interviews" at 5 p.m. EDT and repeated through Wednesday and over the weekend.
Tuesday, March 19, 2002
Event starts at 5:00pm EDT
West Lafayette, IN : If given the opportunity, what would you say to Ken Starr?
Would you have any questions for him?
Julie Hiatt Steele: ... isn't it
true that Adam and I were Starr's collateral damage in
the quest to rid the country of our last elected president? Wasn't I just in the way
between him and his indictment of our last ELECTED president?
She's the best!
The real reason conservatives want to
drill in ANWR is the same reason they want to
keep snowmobiles roaring through Yellowstone: sheer symbolism. Forcing rangers to
wear respirators won't make much difference to snowmobile sales - but it makes the
tree-huggers furious, and that's what's appealing about it. The same is true about Arctic
drilling; as one very moderate environmentalist told me, the reason the Bush administration
pursues high-profile anti-environmental policies is not that they please special interests but
that they are "red meat for the right." (The real special-interest payoffs come via less showy
policies, like the way the administration is undermining enforcement of the Clean Air Act.
-- Paul Krugman, one of the few fighters on the side of good
You know who just just blow me and then go straight to hell?
KMOX Radio in St. Louis, home of the Cardinals and the vulgar Pigboy
I recently had a reason to re-visit Volume
160 - Posah-Tai-Vo
(By the way, anyone know Navaho?)
And I ran across this piece of hatred by the vulgar Pigboy:
> Clinton said in an interview with Larry King:
>"People should go about their normal lives as we near New Year's Eve,
> but if you see anything suspicious, please report it to the authorities."
> Pigboy, always whining and never constructive, has been whaling for days:
> "What does that mean,
> "What does 'suspicious' mean, Mr. President?"
> "Give us a list, Mr. President!"
> "First you say 'relax,' then you say 'report,' so which is the truth?"
> "You've never been able to tell the truth, Mr. President."
> "Remember Monica, Mr. President?"
> "How can we trust anything you say, Mr. President?"
> "Tell us, Oh, Great Leader, how we should act, Mr. President."
> "Give is a script for the rest of our lives, Mr. President."
> "Get on your high horse and order us around, Your Majesty.."
> You know how he goes on and on beating a dead horse forever...
> I knew what Clinton meant the very first goddamn second the words left his mouth,
> and I'll bet every non-ditt with the brains to fart knew it, too.
You see what a vulgar piece of crap Rush Limbaugh is?
Right now, Smirk the First is saying many of the same things Clinton said then,
(except nothing bad happened on Bill Clinton's watch) but since Bush has an (R)
after his name, El Chupacabra isn't whining "Tell us how to live, Mr President,
give us a script from your high horse, and tell us how to live., Mr President."
No, not at all.
What Bush is doing is "smart, decent, honest, fair and reasonable."
Just more proof what a lying, paid-for, son-of-a-dog Rush Limbaugh is.
...and I'm not quitting until everyone agrees with me
Going somewhere? ...like, ...maybe ...Washington DC on
If you use this link and they'll send me a nickle.
Won't you help us stop Bush?
We don't agree with President Bush's new,
"Conservation through Extinction" program.
You might have to pay an extra nickle per fillup,
but we've been living here since before the Native Americans.
Why should George Bush have us killed?
We're not even black!
Please don't ler George Bush kill us - please?
If you think we should be allowed to live, Click
and for God's sake, vote Democrat in 2002 and 2004.
Ralph and Alice
Evening with Julie Hiatt Steele
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Let's party with Julie like it's 2099.
I like the sound of that.
I can't wait to meet her.
40 days from today.
Gets Order of Protection
by my good friends at Americanpolitics.com
John Fund (R-Felon) is stalking me.
Don't forget to check
by John Cory
Feckless Thugs like the coward Tom DeLay. He attacks a decorated Vietnam veteran
for having protested the war and then links that soldier's protest to aiding and comforting
the enemy. And if that's not enough, this insect-spraying Toxicant infers that His Hindness Bush
would have won the war in Vietnam.
Well first - they both would have had to
have shown up. Both DeLay and Bush had the
opportunity to be fitted for combat but instead sold their manhood cheap. Slithering in slime,
Tom DeLay reveals the ugly face of today's Republican Party.
by Bruce Shapiro at salon.com
But like so many other charges behind the Clinton case now before the Senate, the indictment
of Steele contains more holes than connective tissue. The president's legal team only approached
Steele after her retraction was noted in Newsweek, as Steele's attorney, Nancy Luque, points out.
It's true Steele was uneasy about getting involved in the Jones case, but once she gave her affidavit
she never wavered from her account. What's more -- and this is crucial considering that it is a linchpin
of her indictment -- Clinton's legal team never even entered Steele's affidavit into evidence. She was
never a witness in the Jones case. She's being charged with obstruction of justice for a statement that
never even made it to the court clerk's office.
I've made a decision:
I'm going to try to help Julie put Ken Starr and Robert Ray in prison.
Iy's my opinion that those two partisan bastards and their little
band of trolls
are GUILTY of CONSPIRACY to obstruct REAL justice, not the fake kind
like they charged her with in their clumsy attempt to reverse our last legal election..
You want to know something else?
We just might get away with it.
Wouldn't that be the most fun thing ever?
To see Kenneth Starr and Robert Ray behind bars?
Think it can't happen?
How closely have you been following every word Julie has said/written?
When you meet her on April 27th, ask her what the odds are.
Whatever her answer is, you know it's going to be the truth.
Write this down, somewhere:Volume
749 - So Much at Stake
It was the first day of the rest of the lives of Ken Starr and Robert Ray.
this Julia Steal
has any proof against me?
I sure hope she don't.
I'm having a baaaad time since
the BartCop hex got on me!"
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by KoMoDo the Dragon Queen - she hates everybody - this time it's President Weak & Stupid
Rummy says the Evil One — I mean, the One Formerly Known as Evil — and a lot of
the top Al Queda commanders vamoosed from Tora Bora to Pakistan in December.
Rummy says we blew it and should never have trusted those double-dealing Afghan varmints
to seal the borders and check the caves. But Rummy says it's not a mistake if you don't admit it.
Mrs. BartCop is all excited about the new aquarium they're opening
in Jenks, OK,
which is south of K-Drag. By the way, the Bixby Chamber of Commerce is
advertising that's it's "just a midget-toss south of Tulsa."
That's not funny.
So on the looong trip to St Louis, she was reading to me from
It said you can adopt animals and fish that are coming to the Jenks Aquarium.
For a gag, I thought it might be fun to adopt a piranha, so I
we got back and they said the piranha's had already been adopted.
...by the Tulsa Republicans Bar Association.
need to go after bin Laden anymore.
I've decided bin Laden is completely irrelevant.
He doesn't have a country or anything.
Besides, he's probably dying, anyway.
It's a waste of time trying to capture bin Laden.
It's a waste of money trying to get him, too.
You people just nevermind and let me handle this."
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