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Friday-Thursday, June 18-24, 2010 Vol 2543 - School is fun
 Click for Full Size, Hi-Res version  Quote of the Day "I'm not mad at Obama,
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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Blues
Brothers 
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Quotes
"The Senate voted to preserve corporate welfare
for Big Oil yesterday. Yesterday, the Senate voted down
an amendment that would have cut $35
billion in tax subsidies to Big Oil companies. The vote was 35-61.
61 senators voted to preserve $35 billion
in corporate welfare for oil companies, including 21 Democrats."
-- Bob Cesca Link
The biggest oil companies are making something like $10,000
per minute in pure profit.
And they pay no federal income taxes and the senate vote
to give the bastards more?
Besides the millions BIG OIL is giving these rich, white senators,
you can bet the rent money they're buying them prostitutes, too.
All they have to do is take a picture of the senator with his
hooker
and they own that old man forever - and look where that's brought
us..
Why are we still hooked on oil?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free profits last year, that's why..
BIG OIL is bad for America.
Barton apologizes
to BP for Obama 'shakedown'
He feels so sorry for the criminals who stole the Gulf
Will the Dems make him pay for that? Of course not - wouldn't
be polite
Quotes
"If the Republicans take control of the House
in November,
they will put Mr. Barton in charge
of energy policy."
-- Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs, Tweeting Link
Good job, Gibbs.
Actually, that's the smartes thing I've
ever heard from you.
Who told you to say it?
Subject: Idiot administration - Obama helps Palin
'Just Imagine' A Night with John Lennon
Starts June 30 at Planet Hollywood, Vegas
Subject: We tried to warn you Bartcop!
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
GOP quickly
disclaims 'shakedown' apology
Barton's so crazy, the crazy GOP disowns him
Quotes
"I'm surprised Congressman Barton could muster
the strength to apologize for BP
given how weighted down his pockets
are with the more than $1.4 million he's received
in donations from Big Oil since the
late '80s. That includes more than $100,000 since 2009
-- including over $27,000 alone from
BP."
-- David Biespel,
Link
Think how much worse it's going to get now
that our crooked Supreme Court
has awarded the right of citizenship status
to billion-dollar, foreign-owned corporations.
No more of that "bundling" nonsense or that
$1500 limit crap.
.
Exxon or BP or Halliburton can say, "Here's
ten million dollars - we need a favor."
What whore in Washington is going to say
no to ten million dollars?
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This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, not with a whimper, but a slaughter.
This is the story of the soldiers who tried to save it.
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Barton Retracts
Apology to BP
"How could I be so goddamn stupid?"
Quotes
"If I owned a restaurant, I would love it if
Rand Paul came in
so I could tell him, 'Sorry, we don't
serve your kind here.' "
-- Thomas Hauk in a letter to TIME Magazine
Vaporizers explained
Subject: those Iran crazies
1, 2, 3 Quotes
"Who's gonna get this $20B?
Union activists? ACORN people? Who's gonna get this money?
Let's keep a sharp eye on who Feinberg
gives this money to. Because I'm telling you,
this is just another bailout fund,
called something else,
-- the vulgar Pigboy
Link
"BP ought to be held responsible for every
dime of this tragedy. BP agreed to fund
the cost of this cleanup, and I'm glad
they're being held accountable."
-- The Boner, disagreeing with the vulgar
Pigboy Link
"Boehner has now taken a position that is not
that of Rush Limbaugh.
So now it gets interesting...
-- Andrew Sullivan
Link
Random thought...
I wish every product I bought worked half as well as our Toyota and our Honda.
My TV has a sliver of the bottom
of the screen at the top - damn distracting.
If a guy is wearing an orange shirt, there's a stripe of orange over
his head.
About 10% of the time, my DVD
players says, "This DVD cannot be played or recorded,"
which means whatever you had on that DVD is now gone forever.
My iPhone has some nice features,
but the phone is pure shit, it's just awful,
much worse than the cheap-ass phone that I threw away because I couldn't
get a signal in the middle of goddamn Times Square.
Plus, that stupid iPhone is always calling somebody for no reason.
I'm driving to get Bixby corn and I hear a voice
inside my pants.
It was my buddy Wiseguy, asking me to speak up.
The stupid phone just dials at random times and
I hate that.
My computer? Don't even
ask.
I've been staring at an hourglass since 2005 and I paid $5K for this
piece of shit.
My garage door often reopens
after it closes, so we have to sit there
and watch it until we're sure it's not going to open up again.
My Cox Cable ISP comes and goes.
It shuts down several times per hour
then it comes back up but what a f-ing hassle. Same for the TV
picture.
Several channels are always pixelated - they say they can't fix it.
The buttons on my year old XM
Radio receiver no longer work.
The mouse on my radio computer
died in mid-edit,
killing the chances of getting BCR up last Thursday.
But after six years, the used cars we bought in 2004 still run like brand new.
I wish every product I bought worked half
as well as our Toyota and our Honda.
Note: That was written before my computer melted.
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Vatican
endorses "The Blues Brothers"
"Catholic classic" and "recommended viewing for Catholics"
No, I didn't make it up.
Wrong about
Blanche Lincoln
by Gene Lyons
I don't have the courage to face this.
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See who they raped lately.
See who they paid to keep quiet.
Triple shot of Letterman
"Obama assured the nation that the gulf will
be cleaned up and restored to even greater beauty and prosperity.
Well, you know what that means. He's
started drinking. That's the only possible explanation."
"And right after the president's speech, Sarah
Palin said that we should not demonize the oil companies.
Well, I'm glad somebody's looking out
for the little guy."
"Then Obama met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and
Obama demanded that BP clean up the gulf.
And I'm thinking, good luck. They can't
even clean up their gas station restrooms."
Weird Picture of the Day - Now with working link
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Subject: the Jones Act - careful what you wish for
Pot a low
priority in Hailey, Idaho
Cops got better things to do than chase God's flowers
These guys are asking for our tourist business :)
Great concerts I've seen
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Quotes
"I think we need to prioritize. If somebody's
gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do
anybody any harm, then perhaps there
are other things our cops should be looking at to
engage in and try to clean up some
of the other problems we have in society."
-- Sarah Palin, to Obama's left on pot, Link
I hate that Obama is farther away from my position on pot than Sarah Palin.
Obama is farther away from my position on gay marriage than Dick Cheney and Ted Olson.
Why is Obama moving so far to the right on simple, core issues?
Is he trying to please Boner and The Bitch and Lieberman?
Once Palin says, "Why don't we chill
on the pot arrests?" Obama has cover to be honest.
Once Cheney says, "Why don't we chill
on the gay hate?" Obama has cover to be honest.
Why can't Obama be the president we voted for?
Palin and Cheney, on some matters, are taking moderates away
from Obama.
Why can't Obama see that moderates are a bad thing to lose?
And did you see what Jon Stewart did to Obama last week on his
broken promises?
He ran thru a loooooooooong list of candidate Obama saying "We
must change this" and
then followed that with President Obama saying, "I've
decided to do things the way Bush did."
It was tougher than anything I've written about Obama.
(I don't know how to search for things on comedycentral.com)
Who is giving Obama all this bad advice?
Subject: Getting sick from the oil spill
I just listened to Rosie's radio show on Sirius and she had on a lady named Kendra from Louisiana.
Her husband was working on one of the boom boats
and got sick from the fumes.
All the guys on his team got sick.
These are not wimps, these are men who fish/shrimp
for a living and work
through any illness because they don't earn anything
if they don't.
The oil fumes made them so sick, they can't work.
Kids that live near the coast
can't play outside because the fumes give them
headaches. Coast Guard seamen
in the Gulf are having symptoms. These
people are going to get sick and die.
Petroleum is toxic. Please get everyone
to call their Senators and Representatives,
the EPA director to pressure them to deal with
stuff! to be aggressive about getting
the oil cleaned up and not rely on BP, because
some of these people are going to die,
and a lot of them are going to get sick.
Carol B
Update: CNN is counting the clean-up deaths.
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Do you know who this is?
Subject: yesterday's Historic Photo
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee,
I am the GREATEST, I'm MUHAMMAD ALI!"
Can you even NAME the current heavyweight champ????
Boxing has gone SO far downhill
Keep swingin' the hammer,
Steven
I cannot name the current champ, and back in the
day,
4-5 of us would pitch in $10 each and watch those
big matches live.
How did they manage to kill such a lucrative business?
So greedy, you'd think he was an oil man.
Portable Herbage?
E-mails are telling me you can take a bag to go.
In the car, at the movies, to Grandma's house, etc
No odor, no evidence, just a bag of "air."
Am I reading this right?
This could turn into something.
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Subject: Donations
Bart, Sorry it's not more; went out sick in Feb.
and 4 days later
the co. broke into my office, threw my stuff
out and fired me.
I don't have a pet but here's my semi annual
$20.
Joe in Staten Island
Joe, thanks for that.
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VP's wife to be on 'Army Wives'
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