"The Democrats' political motives hardly need
illumination, but only a moron
suspects Mr. Bush or Mr. Cheney went to the
trouble to become president
and vice president to throw bones to business
-- The Whore Street
Journal, thanks to Lou
Cheney had five heart attacks and 30 million dollars in the summer
What kind of greedy bastard takes an 80-hour-a-week, super-stressful job
under those conditions?
I'll tell you - the kind where $30M isn't enough - a Republican.
judge protects crooked Ken Starr
While Starr was the independent counsel
investigating Clinton in Whitewater,
Francis Mandanici, a Connecticut lawyer, alleged
numerous ethical violations by Starr
and asked for an investigation. Nangle not only
denied Mandanici's petition in 2000,
he derided Mandanici and threatened disciplinary
action against him.
That order was made public. It was not made
public that six federal judges in Little Rock
also had petitioned for an investigation of
Starr, and that Nangle had denied that petition too.
Nangle ordered that the matter be kept "under seal."
Crooked judge - there's no other possibility.
If a rumor makes Clinton look bad, they reveal it.
And if the cold, hard facts make Ken Starr look bad, the crooked
judge orders it sealed.
...and the Democrats are willing to take it, ...and more if needed.
Did bartcop.com shame the F.B.I., the
Injustice Dept, and
Field Marshall Ashcroft and the B.F.E.E into investigating Steven
Sought at Apartment
After repeated attempts to get the None-of-Your-Business Injustice
to look into Steven J Hatfill, they have finally been shamed into doing
their damn jobs.
Ashcroft's FBI has refused again and again to arrest or seriously
investigate the most
obvious suspect in the anthrax attacks last fall, Hatfill, which killed
Were they hoping more prominent Democrats would be attacked?
Is that why Field Marshall Ashcroft has been dragging his feet?
Does Hatfill know secrets that could be harmful to the BFEE?
How did Dim Son and Whistle Dick know to eat CIPRO on September 11th?
There was no anthrax associated with the hijackings, but Smirk n' Dick
Larry Klayman (best guy on our team) filed a suit to get some answers,
Whistle Dick has been hiding in a submarine ever since - to avoid answering.
What are Bush and Cheney hiding?
Too bad Monica's panties aren't involved,
because then we'd have a right to some answers
Subject: Question about laura/fiance
just wondering what the info is regarding laura
bush and killing her fiance. haven't heard it.
i think your site is incredible, although my wife
gets a little concerned when she hears cries, shrieks, and
wails of dispair/rage coming from the study. inevitably
she follows with a comment to the effect of...
"dude, it's getting to the point where it's not even
keep up the great work, and don't let the ashcrofts
Allen, true story, she's talked about it in interviews..
Laura crashed her heep into her then-fiance's car, killing him.
She didn't even get a ticket.
I doubt it was murder, but THINK of the shit they'd say about Hillary
she had the same kind of accident. Fox News would double their staff
Hillary Clinton's successful appearance
at the DLC meeting in Manhattan on Monday
(which got grudging nods even from journalists
who despise her) has riled up her enemies on
the far right. They should be thrilled: Whenever
her profile rises, separating Republican rubes
from their direct-mail contributions becomes
-- Smoking Joe Conason
It makes me cry when I think about the money I could make on the
If I produced a "Hillary wants to sodomize your kids" website, I'd be so
If I told stupid, impossible lies about Hillary, I'd have a show on Fox
I'd be on the radio right after (or maybe before) Drudge and my books would
instant best sellers because Scaife would buy 10,000 at a time to handjob
I got this stupid truth gene running in my veins, so I'm working
a dumb-ass day job,
trying to stay afloat long enough for the American public to wake the hell
Subject: Seems strange
BC - The guy who sold the fake passports to the
terrorists, after 10 months, manages to flee
the country hours before he was to be arrested. I'm glad
our pal Ashcroft was on the case.
Yeah, Asscrack was busy chasing some lukemia victim for smoking a joint.
Remember how many THOUSANDS of times the right-wing liars said Clinton
didn't want to catch bin Laden? Here we are, almost a year after the
attack in modern history and the inept bunglers can't (or won't) catch their
He's bungled the war, bungled the economy, bungled everything he's touched.
Yet the people STILL give him high marks for the "great job."
Click Here to
take the MCNBC poll
Results so far:
Are you confident in Smirk's stock market?
No 77 percent
Should you put Social Sec funds in Smirk's stock market?
No 59 percent
Does Dim Son have Clue #1 about solving the corporate scandals?
No 75 percent
It's your duty to vote.
(At least this vote will be counted)
things we've learned nearly a year after 9/11
"11. We've learned that the HardRight
of the Republican Party has taken control -- of the House leadership,
of the Supreme Court, of the White House, of much
of the conglomerate-owned media -- and has demonstrated
its willingness to do nearly anything to maintain
that power. (Only the courageous defection of Sen. Jim Jeffords
from GOP ranks is standing in the way of HardRight
total control of all three branches of government.)
More and more truly objectionable HardRight judges
are being nominated by Bush in an effort to stack the judiciary
for decades to come. This by a man who lost the
election by more than half-a-million votes, coming into his White
House residency, with no popular mandate, only
because his supporters on the Supreme Court installed him there."
Worried that contact between dancers and
customers breeds prostitution, Clark County
commissioners have adopted an ordinance that strictly
limits what parts of a dancer's body
can touch a patron and that outlaws putting tip
money behind a dancer's G-string.
You can't ask those girls to work for free!
This is a sexist, anti-female law, written by can't-get-any sexually-frustrated
The new ordinance, which affects clubs near
the Strip, replaces a 1994 law that had outright
banned exotic dancers from performing up close
and-personal for individual patrons,
frequently in curtained rooms. The law had gone
unenforced because strip clubs had
successfully challenged its constitutionality.
"These restrictions will still allow people to
come here and have fun," said one commissioner.
"But many of the activities that had been going on were
prostitution, or close to it."
Shades of Koresh!
What happened to "less government?"
What happened "rugged individualism?"
What happened to "entrepreneurism?"
The new law defines which parts of a patron's
body the dancer cannot touch, and which parts
of her body are off-limits to customer contact.
But Atkinson Gates, who initially wanted a 6-foot
separation between dancer and patron, supported
the final draft, which allows the dancer to slide
down a patron's leg as long as she doesn't touch
his groin or his feet.
Just yesterday, we had a true quote from President Junior who said,
"I was a bulldog on the pant leg of opportunity."
So, Dim Son can ride Daddy's pant leg into the White House,
but a scanty clad can't touch a patron's feet because that's illegal?
Officials said the restrictions were needed
because an 18-month undercover vice operation
resulted in 63 arrests of 52 dancers on prostitution
Hey! My good Catholic math says that's 3.5 arrests a month.
In a town that gets 200,000 new customers a day?
A town with the best-looking call girls in the whole world?
I'll bet Tulsa has that many arrests every damn week, and our hookers
all have eye patches
and figures like Ann Coulter. We must have the ugliest hookers in America!
"In my city, as long as no law is broken, anything
goes. That's what Las Vegas is all about.
That's what makes us mythical," said Las
Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman
...but not if you make all the fun stuff ILLEGAL!
We'd better get out there while gambling and fine tequila are still
30 years ago TODAY, G.W. Bush was suspended (verbal
orders) from flying as a National Guard pilot.
(Marty Heldt's site, http://users.cis.net/coldfeet/grounded.gif)
As I'm sure you know, he never flew again, or
even bothered to show up for duty.
These days, he's directing the VA to stop helping vets
get the health care they're entitled to.
What a bastard.
Keep up the good work.
Would love to go, but I listened to my wife
and my broker and stayed in the market.
Lost everthing but my ass and it is getting thin. I
wanted to get out after Smirk was
anointed Prez, but my wife said the Republics would
not let the market dry up and my
broker said I would take to big a hit with penalties
and taxes if I got out.
Well, as Raygun would say, after 100,000+
losses on my pension money, am now looking
for a job at age 62, thanks to Smirk, Uncle Dick
and all the Bush Minions. Have fun Bart,
and think about us old farts that have lost it
all because of the Supremes verdict.
Richard, hang in there, Dude.
There are tens of millions of us in that same boat.
Sorry to hear about your troubles, I'm hearing it from lots of people.
We lost a lot, too, but we still have a decade to gain it back.
That's what happens when the whore court takes away our right to vote.
Bush is determined to give OUR money away to his oil buddies and billionaire
and we're powerless to stop him because Scalia didn't like the way the
But then again, ...one school of thought would be to make the
and let the gods know you're not to be trifled with!!!
If you can't make Vegas, I'll do a toast for you :)
Empire Strikes Back, Again, Redux, Part 2
Back to Baghdad for Bush's Bullies
by Ted Rall
It's the middle of a Bush administration,
so it must be time to distract a recession-battered public
with saber-rattling tirades equating Iraqi leader
Saddam Hussein with Adolf Hitler.
How else can Bush get his approval rating back
up from 65 to 92 percent?
But selling Americans on Gulf War Boondoggle
2: The Revenge will likely prove more difficult
than convincing them to show up for the 1991 original. As
Congressmen Chuck Hagel (R-NE)
points out, "There are a number of difficult questions
that need to be asked before Congress
would support a resolution of war against Iraq."
Bush urinates on sick veterans
urges VA staff to stop pushing services
Bush plays shell game with benefits, budget squeeze cited; Kerry seeks
A top official at the US Department of
Veterans Affairs has ordered local VA administrators
across the country to stop marketing their health
care services and recruiting new veterans to
use them because of tight finances and the
risk of increasing already long waiting times for services.
Bush gave away/stole the 5 TRILLION that the Clinton Miracle left
us and now he's
telling our old and sick veterans they have to do without? There was always
money when Bill Clinton was president, because he didn't rob the Treasury
Why do our military boys love this greedy bastard so much?
He's a snotty rich kid who bought his way out of Vietnam, went AWOL,
a single day in his life and then stole the White House and now he's peeing
...and the veterans LOVE HIM!
Subject: Flight 93 Feedback
Way back when this 9/11 nightmare started I talked
to an air traffic controller buddy of mine.
We usually chat about the air disasters. It's the
old journalist in me. Suffice for purposes of this
discussion to say he works in an area that had Flight
93 on its scope. Regarding Flight 93 he said
"That plane didn't just crash." As I pressed
him (and he was understandably reticent), he remarked:
"You don't get a 22 mile debris field with almost
microscopic airplane pieces when a plane just
bangs into the ground."
"Was it shot down?" I asked.
"The fighters were scrambled," he replied. "They
knew what had already happened.
After three have already crashed, you gonna
let another one get close to DC?"
"But was it shot down?" I pressed.
"Dude...please. You're smart. You
know the answer," was all he said.
"But what about the "Let's roll" business?"
"Makes nice copy doesn't it?"
Subject: The "Big Threats - Small
"War can only be justified and sanctioned if our
Führer's sons and daughters lead the initial
evidence of the Bush/Cheney malaise
Found this handy-dandy Layoff Calculator
It's amazing... you enter your zip code, your industry,
your relative job title (it's a bit limited;
I mean, "bartender" isn't even an option, heh)
and your stock symbol if publicly traded,
and you get a nice bar chart exhibiting your probability
of being unemployed by the end of 2002.
Can you even begin to imagine such a service
being offered during the Clinton Years????
Keep sweepin' that freakin' hammer upside
Jennifer the Cincinnati Bartender :-)
Outlines Faith-Based Economic Initiatives
as seen on thespeciousreport.com
It's a win-win kind of thing," the President
"It gets rid of that fuzzy math I hate so much.
And since it's not retroactive, nobody will be
brought to trial
never in a million years. So everybody wins."
cant stand Limbaugh and I am a registered democrat.
I don't know anyone who is as radical as you seem to
Its a free country so knock yourself out.
I believe in America, its the best country in the world.
You have a right to your opinion as does every
American, but c'mon dude...
you cant believe half the shit you post on your web site...but
then...maybe you do...lol!
Live long and prosper bart, life is short....start
looking at the positive,
peace of mind will be your reward.
Yeah, I can believe you're a Democrat, all right.
You think our best course of action is to have a Coke and a smile and
shut the hell up?
And sure, there's some comedy on this site - you're supposed to know what's
and what's real, and the B.F.E.E. taking over the world is as real as
Christ, those crooks have control over our military and possession of
the American Treasury.
You think that's not a danger?
If you find something I've written that isn't true (and not a comedy bit)
write to me,
be polite, and I'll either explain it further or take it down and apologize.
Congrats to Mickey Kaus, whore in the Slate.com stables,
managed to write
an entire column without accusing Ol' Bart of wanting to kill the
Mickey, you're a worthless hack scumbag and a cheap whore - now
get outta here.
Subject: Trafficant's Hairpiece
Heard on the news that Trafficant won't be able
to wear his toupee in the stir.
That's a hairpiece?
He actually thinks he would look stupid if he
How did he come to ask for something that looks
like a grey, diseased,
dead animal that perches on the top of his head and look
Maybe it was a fraternity prank that got out of hand.
Mick, most people don't know one of the eight charges was "felony bad
Leno said Basketboy's the only man in history that'll look better with a prison
Dana Carvey movie...
USA Today says it is "excruciatingly unfunny,
lacking even a hint of humor.
Disguise has distinguished itself as the summer's
Subject: The Somalia Goatscrew
The guy who was writing about the Somalia campaign
Bush I left for Clinton kept talking about December 2000,
"We were alerted for the mission in mid-December
He also says his men depalletized their gear on
Christmas Eve 2000.
What's up with this? I thought the whole
Somalia thing went down in 92-93.
You were certainly talking like that was the time frame.
I was just going to let it slide and say "Someone
else will pick this up,"
then I realized that's the attitude of those people who
don't vote. That's not an attitude I want.
Keep raising that hammer!
Tom, that was a typo on his part I should've caught.
Bush was president at Christmas 1992.
He sent the troops to Somalia and left office 25 days later.
Months into the mission, the Somalia bad guys kept stealing the food
so they had to be routed out - that's when our boys got caught..
Had Bush used his head, he would've known Somalia was overrun by
these warlords and sent our boys over with the right tools to do the
Remember: Joe Conason's Journal is daily at Salon.com
Know of any good bits or issues that need a repeat?
Enacts and Kills Corporate Reform Law on the Same Day
by the Angry Liberal
Bush is a hard-wired corporate cheerleader.
He fancies himself a successful businessman,
which is absolutely true, except for the "successful" part.
Anyway, the point is that if Bush
ever attempted to really crack down on corporate
fraud, his head would explode like a pinata,
scattering misremembered quotes from his favorite
Johns (Locke and Wayne) on the floor beneath him.
- Party of the Year
Make your own hotel reservations.
Big News: Nothing yet, but that could change any moment.
Y'know, in a way, it's kind of exciting - the danger behind
Last night I made my best pitch via voice mail to our two top
We rolled the dice!
...we are now officially out on a limb...isn't this
(Oh, God, please don't let me lose my ass on this)
13 days from todayThe
Rio will ask "Bart, you
in or out?"
I hope to get positive answers from both before August 15th.
Pray for me.
28th - tickets
Vegas - where you can do things you probably wouldn't do at home.
That "History of Las Vegas" that was on The History Channel a
few nights ago?
They said Ronald Reagan only had one nightclub act his whole career.
He opened in Vegas, swear to Koresh, with a troop of monkeys.
The monkeys weren't trained very well and all they did was sit
around and throw things.
Reagan knew he was such a loser that all he could do was work with monkeys
so he went on to be the idiot figurehead of the ditto-monkey party.
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