"All I know is 18 months ago we had a surplus."
-- Hillary, 44th president
of the United States (if Bush allows elections)
Zinni Says War With Iraq Is Unwise
One of Bush's top Middle East trouble- shooters
warned against war with Iraq,
saying it would stretch U.S. forces too thin
and make unwanted enemies in the volatile region.
Retired Marine Gen. Anthony Zinni, the
president's special envoy to the Mideast, made some
of his strongest comments to date opposing war
on Iraq. Speaking in Tallahassee, Zinni said a
war to bring down Saddam Hussein would have numerous
undesirable side effects and should
be low on the nation's list of foreign policy objectives.
The people don't want war, the military doesn't want war,
the GOP doesn't want war, our allies don't want war.
I guess they don't understand the oil business the way the Greedy
If not, why would a serious investigation "only
help the terrorists?"
We had a long-ass, eight-year $100M investigation into Clinton's
(which was none of our damn business, no matter what Bill Bennett says)
because they said "The people deserve to know
So why don't we deserve
the truth about September 11th?
Clinton's mistakes were embarrassing.
Bush's mistakes cost 3000 lives and turned America into a police
How did the truth about September 11th day become "none
of our business?"
If the Democrats did their job, and investigated what caused the
would they find Bush/Rove/Cheney/Rummy all over that Afghan Pipeline?
Is that why so many had to die, and why we should remain silent?
Is that why we no longer have a Constitution, or the right to free
speech and assembly?
the majority who didn't vote for the Fuhrer."
Believers Seeing What They Want to See
by Ron Garrett
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Todd Beamer said, "God help me. Jesus help
me. Are you ready? Let's roll." But the deified 1st century carpenter
and Galilean lay preacher apparently wasn't available
for the call. Doubtless the radical Islamist with his hands on
the control yoke was simultaneously calling on
Allah and Mohammed.
Todd Beamer, his fellow passengers, and
the hijackers themselves died needlessly because of the ancient
superstitions that convinced a handful of deluded
men to exchange their humanity for the falsehoods of religion.
And in the aftermath, religionists are all seeing
confirmation of their superstition as the one true faith.
CA doesn't like him any more than Portland
Having difficulty telling the good guys
from the bad guys?
Use this handy guide to tell the difference
between Terrorists and the Bush Administration:
Mike Malloy can help.
"And I said, well, we have laws here in America.
We've got -- the state of Texas
has got a law. I said that there's going
to be full recourse to the courts, which there was.
And the Governor made the decision he made,
the Supreme Court made the decision it made,
and President Fox made the decision he made."
-- President Pinhead,
on why it was important to fish-sleep that Mexican dude
bear seen in Alaska
don't let Bush kill me."
When hunting season opens September 1,
one special bear will be off limits:
a rare white-colored black bear that a photographer
spotted near Juneau.
I have been an avid reader of Bartcop.com for
over 7months now.
I do not always agree with you but most of the time I
Well, this time I disagree to the 100th power.
Sure Cynthia McKinney had Arab supporters. None
of which were terrorist.
Do you honestly believe that if the media or
the white house for that fact knew
that she was receiving money from terrorist, she would
be in jail or something
more awful then losing her seat in congress would happen?
Congresswoman McKinney spoke up. She spoke up
for what is right.
It's a damn shame when we asked for a leader to be honest,
and we finally get one
their ousted, named tarnished and even the whole democratic
party turn on her.
For Denise Majette, Denise is a republican
in democrats clothing.
If you watched her being interviewed on BET she did not
have a clue.
I would also like to respond to the statement
that blacks can't be independent thinkers.
Well, let me just say, we will now, because a bunch of
us are voting Independent.
Dekalb 4th, Georgia peach
I don't mind McKinney having Arab support.
I mind her voting against a resolution condemning the suicide
If you think Israel needs more suicide bombings, you're insane.
And who said blacks can't think independently?
If you vote against Democrats, you're voting for Bush.
That's like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
"Nothing Hussein has done has convinced me
-- I'm confident the Secretary of Defense
-- that he is the kind of fellow that
is willing to forgo weapons of mass destruction,
is willing to be a peaceful neighbor, that is
-- will honor the people
-- the Iraqi people of all stripes, will
-- values human life.
He hasn't convinced me, nor has he convinced
way, waaaaaaaay too stupid to be President, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 16, 2002
by The Pieman
Been reading some of your stuff, I like most
Here's $25 for the Julie Tape.
Charlie, it's already in the mail.
And thanks for helping Julie.
sues installed administration over Anthrax
Says Government braced in advance for anthrax
- "We did not know about the anthrax attacks.
Period!" said Gordon Johndroe, a White House spokesman.
- Johndroe said he did not know why staffers
were given Cipro but guessed it was "a precautionary measure
- in the early hours of Sept. 11 before
the situation could be fully assessed."
These people all need to be put under oath and threatened with death
in prison, just like
they did for the super-important Clinton investigations, and see
who wants to make a deal.
Don't shove some low-level donkey in front of a camera to say, "Maybe this was
As far as I'm concerned, that means Bush
knew what was coming.
How does it NOT mean that?
You don't accidentally take Cipro when planes hit the WTC.
The only way that makes sense is if they knew in advance.
How did Bush & Cheney know the anthrax was coming?
Was the anthrax in the copies of the script Bush & Cheney got?
Was Atta supposed to wait, and decided to strike early, instead?
Too bad we don't have a free press or an opposition party to the B.F.E.E. illegal
All we have are under-funded web sites that can't get noticed.
"Bush went to Oregon today with the message, 'Only
you can prevent trees.'
After surveying the damage from some of Oregon's
wildfires the president gave
a speech blaming the fires on the government's
forest policy and on conservationist
lawsuits. His answer - the Healthy Forest Initiative. Critics
say it's nothing more than
putting the logging industry in charge of the
nation's forests. Hey, it worked when he
put his friends at Enron in charge of the nation's
energy policy, didn't it?"
--James Carville, Crossfire,
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"Kids don't count, women don't count with Jeb Bush.
The true radical, right wing Jeb Bush has taken
the body of the Jeb Bush he sold us in 1998."
--Barbara DeVane, heading up Florida's "We
"We Are Not The Enemy!"
by William Rivers Pitt
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The image is chilling. A middle-aged woman, plainly
dressed, with a puff of auburn hair,
is clutched in a hammer-lock by a Portland police
officer dressed in full riot gear.
His riot baton is jammed high under her chin. Around
her, three more armor-clad police
officers swarm in, face-masks down. The woman's
face is contorted in terror.
In her hand is a sign protesting George W. Bush.
is Bush's decision, not Congress'
Bush makes ALL the decisions for us these days.
The voters no longer have a voice in the direction this country
Congress has no say in what Bush does with our money and the lives
of our fighting men.
The press refuses to criticize Bush, even as old women are beaten
and gassed for protesting.
The Democrats have all gone AWOL, refusing to report for duty.
Our only hope is the Republicans, the Freepers, Larry Klayman and
It's a sad fucking situation.
What they're promising:
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President Illegal Monkey in a Man Suit needs to be stopped.
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"California is holding election for governor, but
you won't see Bill Simon at this rally. Perhaps that's
because Mr. Bush's stump speech includes a
slap at corporate greed and fraud. And a jury hit the
Simon family's investment firm with a $78 million
judgment in a fraud case. Oops! So the president
and Simon are only doing low-key fund-raisers
like this one, instead of big public rallies and hoping
the rest of us won't notice how awkward it
is. Sorry, Mr. President. We noticed. It's kind of like
air brushing people out, that old Soviet thing."
--James Carville, Crossfire,
"I agree with President Bush, and I promise
to exercise for an hour every day.
In return, will he promise to sit down
with a vocabulary book for one hour every day?"
"I'm a huge fan of the "Opie & Anthony
Show" and Crossfire.
There's nothing that I have heard on either
show that offends me as much as FOX News."
-- Ryan 08/23/02
Subject: The Price of Pink Tutus
The Price of Pink Tutus might be a thoughtful consideration
of what the pink tutu democrats are costing the people of this country in
terms of rights we have lost. This email is, however, literally about the
price of pink tutus. At least at tutu.com
A reader's suggestion that pink tutus be bought and
sent to congressional democrats. The lowest price of a pink tutu,
practice quality only and without a panty, is $120.00! Koresh! Perhaps,
more to the point would be the tutu.com
offer to do Tutu Refrubishing Services, that begins
at only $75.00 per tutu.
Perhaps we should send email, on behalf of the PTD (Pink
Tutu Democrats) to tutu.com to ask about refurbishing pink tutus.
Quoting from tutu.com,
"Send us your old, worn, tired, or just plain ugly
tutus. We will make them look as close to "new."
Send it to us, we can (usually) make it over
into a truly beautiful costume. Have a plain, undecorated tutu?
We can embellish or design for you. Prices
begin at $75.00. "
No matter how you figure it, the Price of Pink Tutus
is way high.
Hey, those guys stole my pink tutu graphic!
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